Guys im starting to really freak out

Parker Watson
Parker Watson

guys im starting to really freak out
echo.jpl.nasa.gov/asteroids/1999KW4/1999KW4_planning.2018.html

picture related
look at the video

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youtube.com/watch?v=PbScYCkVCRE
youtu.be/BCGWGJOUjHY
thewatchcartoononline.tv/d-i-c-e-season-1-episode-4-countdown-to-impact
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KEK
youtu.be/a2GujJZfXpg
youtu.be/kOAZYjTJ1Ms
inquisitr.com/3526290/native-american-hopi-prophecy-of-asteroid-apocalypse-sparks-end-of-world-fears-after-eight-previous-prophecies-proved-true/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutherford_experiment
jowforums.com/thread/214106798/politics
youtu.be/gFCDk0JVanU
jowforums.com/thread/214025693/politics

Evan Taylor
Evan Taylor

why

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

im so startled

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

if you're worried about celestial bodies crashing into Earth, here's a 10/10 kino movie about that for you...

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Logan Carter
Logan Carter

Is this really the end for clown planet

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

Because two rocks are going to fly 3 million miles away from the Earth?

Jace James
Jace James

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Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

First it was 14 gorillion now it’s 3 gorrilion nice believing nasa retard

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

flyby in 2018
not again until 2051
Post redpills in this slide thread

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Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

this makes it more stranger,because as the article sustain "Close approach date 2018 May 27"
and it written several times,i don't think is a typo,i guess they excepted it one year early

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

Look at the Moon. It's fucking full of craters, everywhere you look craters up the ass. Now you're probably wondering why the fuck is the Moon full of craters and where did they come from and why aren't we? Well we have been hit a shit load more than the moon but because we have all sorts of stuff going on, wind, oceans/water/rain, earthquakes, vegetation, etc the vast majority of the actual craters have just vanished into the terrain. So it's time.

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Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

that's still 13 times the moon's distance from earth

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

you're forgetting the most important factor
the moon has no atmosphere

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

It's even bring a friend

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Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

sumthin gonna hit da erf
i am more worried about this:

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Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

KW4-Chan! says she won't kill us if a drawfag draws pictures of her and Earth-Chan

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Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

Give me all your money you won’t need it anyway!

Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

Hopefully Clinton dies first

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

end of the world as we know it

Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

why do you shills do this?
this is the dumbest fucking theory along with most of the others you fill the board with
is it pure disinfo? I assume it is

Isaiah Sanders
Isaiah Sanders

how does a person mutilating their body a million miles away from you more than a rock that's a million miles away?

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

*how does a person mutilating their body a million miles away from you affect you

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

i just want it to smash into the moon so the moon sprays its moon jizz all over us and suffocates us like that mediocre movie dane cook was in

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Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

brah, do you even english?

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

See you guys the 26th if not it has been a pleasure shitposting here

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Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

Well we won't know for sure until someone goes up there and checks it out.

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

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Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

smelly gypsy

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

Was pretty much just as close in 1984. nothing happened. Nothing will this time either. Go make some white babies.

Brandon Stewart
Brandon Stewart

Actually it does it’s just thin as shit and constantly getting thinner.

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

This is literally just because of the angle it’s pictured at.
Height wise it’s way off us

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

this person is part of society.
i am a part of society.
society will change accordingly.
I dont want to deal with such people and i dont want my kids to deal with those degenerates.

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

Rolling for qt fuckable aliens

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

That can’t happen because van allen belt.

t. Ower Berjarnir

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

My wife asking how us blacks be affect.

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Lincoln Parker
Lincoln Parker

Hi Carl

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

this is the one I prayed for

I told God about what's been going on so I guess he's doing some spring cleaning. more to come

you probably think this is a joke

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

more like kawaii-chan

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

Are you fucking retarded the moon takes way more impacts than us and your mum takes even more from black cock.

Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

I mean: there's not much, if anything, anyone can do. It'll also be a instantaneous death. If it hits, no one will be around to mourn. If it doesn't, well, it'll be just like every other close call. Just enjoy life, don't spend your potentially last days alive worrying about what will or won't happen. Some things are out of our control. :)

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Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

I bet the jews will survive

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

The moon has so many visible craters ranging from miles long to as small as microscopic due to it being in the vacuum of space.

William Bell
William Bell

Bye Bye, YOU don't deserve it?

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

those monkey boobs

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Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

If you live in Georgia, Southern Virginia, LA, Alabama, or FL you're going to go extinct.

WV, Kentucky, Ohio, Northern Virginia are fine from the the mile high tsunami, but you're all fucked on the coast line.

1.8 mile Asteroid that's barely going to do damage to the Earth because of Earths Atmosphere, Van-Allen radiation belt, and Moon's gravitational pull.

So most parts of the world will be fine, except for the Niggers in lower parts of America.

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

Lol nothing is going to happen you retarded faggots this is like the 1000th meteor or whatever that was "totally gonna hit the earth" in the last 10 years.

It's going to be really funny when you all wake up the day after and realize the impact didn't solve your problems for you.

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

what if it kills all the niggers?

problem solved.

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Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

Shalom, we will indeed.

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

solve your problems for you.

You post this shit in every thread, obnoxious faggot. I hope your neighbors eat you when there's no food left.

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

It's over. Tell your friends and family you love them. Prepare for doom

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

correct, it's going to hit the NSA

Jacob Hernandez
Jacob Hernandez

thread needs more animal boobs

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Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

Pasta wanker still at it
Kys

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

fucking lol

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

10/10, would motor-boat

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

You have just received a three day Jow Forums ban for positive thinking.

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

Fear not, elon''s got your internet needs covered when all hell breaks loose

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Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

I should start a thread on /an/.
Look at the expression on this guy's face, he's happy.

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Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

jokes on you I taste like shit

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

but now i have no electricity to watch my anime

Jayden Diaz
Jayden Diaz

It's a shame that right before death Spain was STILL in a recession

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

Well his point is that most objects burn up in our dense atmosphere before they hit earth and. Not having wind or rain ensures every impact that hits the moon is preserved. Another thing to consider is the age of our solar system. Impacts get less frequent the older it gets. That being said there are much more dangerous things out in the universe that could wipe us out without warning. Its a very inhospitable place.

Levi Barnes
Levi Barnes

That movie fucking sucks. Should be called 'Poor Little Rich Girl'

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

I drew this just for you KW4-Chan. You look so cute with Earth desu.

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Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

Yeah lots of things a shame. I'm English so not stuck here

Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

The chances of impact are low.

But the fact that NASA doesn't have the tech ready to deflect that asteroid is quite worrisome.

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Asher James
Asher James

Like Aliens....you cunt!!!

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

Checked!

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

Then you will survive the impact

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

You didn't draw this you lying faggot. I posted it on crackwatch, nigger.

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

Hopefully it will crash in Romania

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Jace Evans
Jace Evans

This

Ian Wilson
Ian Wilson

you're actually fucking retarded

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Asher Ross
Asher Ross

I feel fine.

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

The meteor at its closest will be further away than Venus at its closest.

Calm the fuck down.

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

Download as much as you can

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

So your hoping those election pols will change, amirite?

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Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

Most of the crates aren't even impact craters. Imagine a molten moon surface billions of years ago. Gas bubbles penetrating trough this molten lava from below. The surface cooling down, gas bubbles still penetrating trough, but once this bubble has popped up, it will leave a nice round hole that doesn't get filled in anymore, because the surrounding area has cooled down enough. Then add billions of years of dust setting down and you have your moon surface.

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

it's afraid

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

Andy did you hear about this one?

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

mate i have a few hundred Gb of FLAC anime heh. I'm just worried electricity will go away.

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

thanks for the (((you))) cunt

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

this, the moon is made of steel and is hollow

Michael White
Michael White

Very much like this, but in low gravity and no air environment.
youtube.com/watch?v=PbScYCkVCRE

Samuel Gutierrez
Samuel Gutierrez

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Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

YOU MEAN ITS A FUCKING SPACESHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

Makes more sense than it actually being our moon.

Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

I've been to button moon
Followed Mr spoon
Button moon, button moon......

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

Heh Heh Heh Yeah well I've got sticky paws now but it was worth it.

Jose Wood
Jose Wood

brainlet post
the moon is hollow and the craters are evidence of nuclear testing hurrrrr

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Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

Quick Google search says Venus only ever gets as close as 23.6 million miles

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

The moon impact craters ? YUP RIGHT.
you mean that big round white thing up in the sky that is FACING Earth and never rotates. Howd you figure those "craters/impacts " happened with a 25k miles shield in front of it ? Especially since not one crater is angular , they are all straight on hits . NOT from asteroids. The craters facing Earth are secondary blow back impacts from big shit hitting "US" , then the debris hitting the moon.

Aaron Myers
Aaron Myers

If it hits, no one will be around to mourn.

Why is every happening thread full of this assumption? You retards dont live in reality. There probably won't be an asteroid hitting on Saturday but if there is, what do you think happens? All life on Earth just magically dies instantly?

An event this size has happened once every 400k years. Life has survived every single time. But

OMG GUYS IF A MEDIUM SIZED ASTEROID HITS ONE PART OF THE WORLD EVERY SINGLE LIVING THING WILL INSTANTLY EVAPORATE

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

If you time it right you can just jump in the air when the asteroid hits and you'll be fine.

Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING ERM......LIVE YAY!!!!

Coz user said so

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

This. Humanity has been technically advanced many times, only to collapse over and over. The first time each civilization gets to the space age, they send missiles at the moon. Some of the civilizations tried to break it, they failed and gave up.

The history you've been told is a lie. We are as old as the mountains and rivers.

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Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

Yea, moon is fake, but landing there was real.
:)

Jayden King
Jayden King

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Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

Jump around.

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Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith

There is no asteroid. But there may be nukes and emps.

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Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

Checked. Based and moonpilled

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

Nothing on earth has ever penetrated the firmament.

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Julian Smith
Julian Smith

society isn't going to change for 0.000000001% of the population.

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

And here comes the educated burgers LMAO.

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

not having a hamster farm for emergency electricity generation.

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Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

my cock penetrated the firmament

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

Having nearly killed the earth with Fukishima, the japs want to save us

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David Allen
David Allen

Wonder how many more 88s Kek will give us today.

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Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

Kek and his son Apu will come to us.

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

obviously it does. see the current state. feom 2000-2010 everything went downhill.

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

so who is the "angel", who will launch a nuke? Orange man? Fatty Kim? Based Putin? Iranian Sandnigger? The Joos?

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

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Adrian Gonzalez
Adrian Gonzalez

Practicing for double asteroids

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Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

Rocketman you must destroy

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Alexander Williams
Alexander Williams

no asteroid will kill us
we must prepare

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Jace Flores
Jace Flores

Pepe find us a new home

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William Flores
William Flores

It's mostly this bitch whining like a crazy person.
Though she's get her tits out and they're really nice tits.

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

You’re a tard. The moon takes a majority of earths inpacts for earth, which is based. Ty based moon

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

that's muslims not trannies.

James Perry
James Perry

One question: Does it pass closer than moon orbit?

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

So get yourself a buttplug and head over to GLP.

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Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

Here's another question.
If it were to pass closer than moon orbit, would they tell the general public?

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

No unlikely. Expect a last minute goodbye at the most. They don't give a shit about us

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

immigration problem reached the public around 2015. Anyhow, talking about a difference of +/- 10 years is not important. Fact is that the homo- and trans-propaganda is spreading and subverting people stronger than ever before.

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

Fake news NASA simply can't track these things only very primitive tracking

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

More fake news

Christian Hall
Christian Hall

I want it to strike US, best targets are NY or Florida.
I can settle on London though.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

no, but from the trajectory it would hit the southern hemisphere,so maybe atlantic ocean, south america, pacific ocean
but it doesn't hit, even by cosmological scales it's still a wide miss

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

Because asteroid impacts on the moon are more akin to an explosion than a bowling ball skidding across sand. Literally 1 minute of research would've let you to this.
youtu.be/BCGWGJOUjHY

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

Florida Man returning to the aquifer is a poetic ending

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

in the movies it always hits america so thats a good thing

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

think about this logically, if you can. The earth is immensely larger than the moon and has a greater gravitational pull. how would the moon have more impacts than the earth

Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

anybody remember that episode of DICE? of course that was a comet, but still
thewatchcartoononline.tv/d-i-c-e-season-1-episode-4-countdown-to-impact

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

wow i learned something new today. i thought they would have udders like a cow or something

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

(((NASA)))

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

Waste of get

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Justin Jones
Justin Jones

the reason is because it's the first gravity well that an incoming body will interact with, it's extremely unlikely that an object will hit earth, but if a body does miss earth, but gets close enough to be in earth's orbit (even if an extremely eccentric one) it will more likely come into the moon's influence at some point, and from there it will probably be flinged off back into space unless it's a direct hit

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

a lot of dark spots on the front side of the moon are mares, not impact craters. They are old lava flows from when the moon was young.

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

Does this imply earth isn’t in space?

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

finally a happening worth it's salt

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

earth has a much thicker atmosphere where debris can burn up (or at least siginificantly aerobrake)

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

*significantly

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

Guys. Television is always talking about hot gravity is fickle and influenced by everything so it begs the question. How can something pass by so close to the earth and not fuck up something even just a little bit? Like what if this thing sling shots us into the darkness of deep space? What if it's even worse and it puts our moon on a course with earth. Just fucking think of it. Holy fucking shit.

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

it's really not that large, not even close, the intertia of the earth will be imparted on it, but since it's so small by comparison the difference is immesurable.

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

the only thing we have to worry about is the fact that tracking is very imperfect, if even some models say that it could hit us, then there's reason for worry. but that doesn't make it likely

Daniel James
Daniel James

KEK LAB

www.kek.jp

What is KEK?
KEK, the High Energy Accelerator Research Organization, is one of the world's leading accelerator science research laboratories, using high-energy particle beams and synchrotron light sources to probe the fundamental properties of matter.
Scientists at KEK use accelerators and perform research in high-energy physics to answer the most basic questions about the universe as a whole, and the matter and the life it contains.
With state-of-the-art infrastructure, KEK is advancing our understanding of the universe that surrounds us, its mechanisms and their control.

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Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

The chances of you winning the lottery is higher than the chances of the asteroid striking earth.

Better luck next time.

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

Are they the ones changing the timelines then?
Hell of a fuckin coincidence...

James Allen
James Allen

Aliens aren't going to let anything happen to their loosh farm.

Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

ok

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

I'm more worried about tranny cocks than a literal apocalypse
Based meteor putting us out of our misery

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

hoosierfag from previous meteor threads here once more. this thread, like the others, has been blessed by kek

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Josiah Brooks
Josiah Brooks


KEK collaborates with (((CERN)))

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KEK
The High Energy Accelerator Research Organization, known as KEK, is a Japanese organization whose purpose is to operate the largest particle physics laboratory in Japan, situated in Tsukuba, Ibaraki prefecture. It was established in 1997.

The Japanese /sci/entist are onto (((something))) ... Kek.

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Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams

kek wills this asteroid

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Austin Scott
Austin Scott

Serious lads, i just put 500 bucks on the Raptors to smack the Bucks +5, i'll be picking my winnings up mundy arvo, how long is this END OF TIMES event meant to last?

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

We need asteroid-chan draw fags when?
Kimi No Na Wa (Your Name)

youtu.be/a2GujJZfXpg

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Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

Look at the bright side. It would miss earth by going the other side if it's revised to -8 million

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

not obvious.

Easton King
Easton King

THE FUCKING ATMOSPHERE PROTECTS US FROM ASTEROIDS, THEY BURN OUT BEFORE HITTING EARTHS SURFACE YOU FUCKING BRAINLET

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

If numbers of repeating order then the asteroid is really an alien mothership.

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

lava
on the moon

goddamn you people have the worst education system. I guess that's what happens when you pass shit like no child left behind and your schools have to cater to subsaharan Africans

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

ffs there was onein 2018, in this year it's 2 times closer and in 36 it will be even 2 times closer than that

John Campbell
John Campbell

Sounds like my hair.

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

Short version: We die
Long version: We die some time later.

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

WE die. THEY survive.

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

WE die. THEY survive.
(((THEY)))

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Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

yes, you are correct. what celestial body do you think has more encounters with asteroids, the earth (fuckhuge) or the moon (small, often occluded by the earth)

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

Everyone alive today shall die one day

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Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

I almost see a smiling frog on its side in that logo.

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

why dont you google it retard

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

Then it's our duty as our last act to find every last entrance and utility hole in their secret bunkers and bury them under a mile of concrete.

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

We all dead longtime, mon.

Samuel Bennett
Samuel Bennett

" What Is Dead May Never Die "

youtu.be/kOAZYjTJ1Ms

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Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

a 1.3km rock traveling at interplanetary velocity meeting the earth at almost the slowest part of its orbit doesn't seem that big of a deal

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

absolutely destroyed

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

You're stupid

Connor Allen
Connor Allen

KEK Lab wills it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KEK

www.kek.jp

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Julian Morris
Julian Morris

No one at NASA claims this, but then i hope when NOTHING HAPPENS you are not going to say that "NASA lied about asteroid hitting us". Because all of you are fucking retarded and your larping here is akin to D.A.K. and 2012 doomsday and April 21th and all other times when /pol was wrong about something happening.

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Angel Cook
Angel Cook

Grow a spine yellow bellied gypsy.

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

inquisitr.com/3526290/native-american-hopi-prophecy-of-asteroid-apocalypse-sparks-end-of-world-fears-after-eight-previous-prophecies-proved-true/

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Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

retards thinking in 2D
Don't you mongrels see that the ecliptic of Earth is almost perpendicular to plane of the asteroid travel and the trajectories do not intersect at any point? There's zero chance of collision and how "close" or not "close" the asteroid to collision isn't determined by the distance but by whether or not its trajectory crosses our orbit. To have a chance of collision in needs to fly into the system at precisely perpendicular trajectory to the axis of planetary orbits in which case it will have 4 intersections with our orbit or at any trajectory but at exactly the right speed so that the vertex of the parabolic trajectory lay on our orbit.

In other words, the asteroid that flies even 100000 km above or below us is fucking nothing, but a comet that passed tens of millions kilometers away but crosses our orbit somewhere on the other side of the solar system is a really shitty news, because they cycle the sun the same way as the planets and that means it will be back again and will cross it again and unless the cycles of rotations of the Earth and the comet are precisely aligned (i.e. the comet appears every n years or n years and 6 months and not a second sooner or later), which is very unlikely, it will inevitable come to the point where both objects will be at the same point at the same time, thought it may take billions of years until that happens.

Blake Green
Blake Green

laser cannon with tin foil on it?

James Martinez
James Martinez

I always thought it was strange that in Revelation's it says that two asteroids will hit earth around the same time. I thought how crazy the odds were. Now we have an asteroid that is basically a double asteroid, meaning that it is possible. Very big coincidence.

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Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

Yup. Praise KEK!

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Asher Williams
Asher Williams

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William Howard
William Howard

i swear this board's address is Jow Forums.org/cortisol.
when this asteroid shit comes to nothing im done here

GUYS 2012!!! FOR REAL! DECEMBER 12 2012 AND BEY EBEN DID PWEDICTICE PWOGWAMMING

Lucas Parker
Lucas Parker

UMMM NO DUDE the prophesies say we're going to die fucking glow in the dark

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

a killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill

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Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

Yep.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rutherford_experiment

Praise Kek Lab.

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Justin James
Justin James

I will kill this shill personally

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

Praise KEK Lab!
& PEPE experiment!

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Brody Allen
Brody Allen

a bunch of obscure shit

wow.genius

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

-Revelation 8:8
-Double O O Asteroid together ~ 8
-Lots of 88 gets in recent threads
Activated my almonds, or in this case my walnuts

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John Diaz
John Diaz

Bring it Faglet. I'll be waiting. I was a not happening user a few days back but Kek changed my mind

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

Nice Catch!

Revelation 8:8 King James Version (KJV)

8 And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;

Benjamin Cooper
Benjamin Cooper

This suicidal doomer is praying to Allah it hits.

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

damnit.... my ID. "a mf beta"
Why kek? :(

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

Just had an idea, can we create astroidchan that is a cute character who will smash into the earth and end the degeneracy

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

Kek. Better luck next time fren

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

PREPARE FOR WEAK EARTHQUAKE IF HIT
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Luke Perry
Luke Perry

How to tell when something is going to happen or not; be on the lookout for what celebrities are doing/going and influential* people within the next 24 hours. If it all seem quiet you know they're retreating to their bunkers/ underground cities.

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

lmfao

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Adrian King
Adrian King

Do it

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Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

There's always a chance of gravitational effects doing something funky, even if the only obvious effect is a patch of strange weather or some strange variation in wildlife behavior.

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

there is an identical copy of the senate and house floors in their bunker, so they can pretend like they arent hiding. sneaky snakes.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

They should do it like in star trek and have a battle bridge instead.

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

There was a quad 7 get last night about tracking the elites.

Nolan Young
Nolan Young

most of those prophecies have been fulfilled you faggot

William Hall
William Hall

dawn of the second day 48 hours remain...

David Morgan
David Morgan

THEYRE VAGUE RETARD. When did 3 branches become 1? Some of them are paraphrases stolen from the Bible, like the 7 hils being important, but tell me which ones came true.

you fucking idiot. prophecies on Jow Forums

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

Revelation 8:8 King James Version (KJV)
8 And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;
Noice.

Althogh I'm not sure if this asteroid is (((the_one)))

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Michael Nelson
Michael Nelson

Omg all the cows at my farm have layed down in a giant perfect circle. Its so wierd!

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

Revelation 8:8
88
Kek does it again. CHECKED

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Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

Fuck it, I admit this shit is true. The influential and the elites have been quite for the past days since this news. We are all fucked although if some of us survive please track the elites and take what is due.

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

88 get

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

They are definitely trying to shoot it down. If they do, we will just think it was a nothingburger and they will pretend nothing happened. We will never know.

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

im gona spend my time masturbating.
UNH! UNH! UNH!
OOH!
PLEASURE!
YESSSS IT FEEELS GOOOD

Elijah James
Elijah James

You also have two 8s in your ID I just noticed....

Aaron Sanchez
Aaron Sanchez

checked again.

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

88 get again

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

I hope it will come close enough to cause malfunction of everything electric so this clown world can already end

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

you should try to be less stupid that your great-grandmother.

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

Don't forget to turn your fucking computers off at midnight on Y2K either boys! They might blow up or who the fuck knows?!?!

Kayden Gutierrez
Kayden Gutierrez

How will I recover from this monstrous insult. Oh noes. You may end up killing me after all, by me laughing at your gay ass comments

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

three branches will become one
obvious reference to the three branches of the US Govt being abolished and replaced by most likely an Executive branch.

an island will drift away
BREXIT

the star will gorge itself on clay
Israel’s annexation of the Golan Heights being recognised by Trump with its annexation of the West Bank being recognisee in the future as well.

idols will speak and move about
leftists and their false celebrity idols speaking against Trump and moving about the populace instigating the populace against him.

the black flag will fly above the dome
an obvious reference to the black flag of jihadism flying above either the Dome of the Rock, Hagia Sophia or St Peters Church in Rome

the belly of the dragon will drip water
China’s economy leaking money due to the trade war with the US

the bear will leave its cave forever
Russia intervening in world affairs instead of playing a passive role.

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell


Yeah Frens. Let's Praise Kek.

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Landon Jones
Landon Jones

chest boobs

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

- The diameter of Earth is 7,917.5 miles.

- This asteroid is 1.5 miles

How hard do you have to throw a grain of sand at a golf ball to mimic this impact?

Zero fucks given.

Liam Taylor
Liam Taylor

the belly of the dragon will drip water
I considered this could be china making moves in the south sea

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

that’s a credible interpretation but it’s a clear reference to China.

Leo Price
Leo Price

you know how gravity isnt what kills you if you fall, its the forces canceling out on impact? now do the math with that with a mile wide rock moving at 40km/s

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

oh yeah, and its moon.

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

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Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

how hard do you have to throw 10g of lead at a human to cause any damage?

William Hall
William Hall

no sources
Lol nice job migapede, keep spreading those fake news ya fucking trumpanzee

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

50 megaton explosion, only question is will it be an airburst like the one in South Australia on Tuesday night and the 2013 event in Russia and lets not forget about the Tunguska explosion in 1907.

Christopher Thomas
Christopher Thomas

There is only one other 'dragon' it could be referencing. The antichrist or messiah. Whichever is the Truth. Remember Trump talked about 'Dragon Energy' cryptically in tweets.

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Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

May He have mercy on our souls.

Carson Baker
Carson Baker

eh, we have tested nukes strong as that

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

Interesting. I Wonder who will get golden tickets

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

The shilling of this asteroid is incredible. Please. Don't stop. I have no idea why the christfags and schizos love helping shills but I think most of us come here for the lulz and truly do enjoy the free entertainment. When's this asteroid supposed to make its pass again?

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

the 1.3 kilometer wide asteroid will strike israel and its 300 meter wide fren hits the kaaba in mecca if i get digits

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

now its gonna hit your backyard user good job

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

WE ARE DOOOOOOOOMED!

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

Kill yourself you absolute flat earth faggot.

Oliver King
Oliver King

This weekend. Apparently it's supposed to be visible for a couple days or something. Might as well find out what time of night to go out for a look where you live.

I'm old enough to have seen Haley's commet last time it came around. It's kind of like
wow, a streaky bright thing in the sky
kind of like going out for a super moon so you can step outside for a few minutes and be like
wow, that fucker really is bright.

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

If they dont let me bring my cat's, im not going.

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

RIP in peace memeflagger.

Grayson Powell
Grayson Powell

Please making kill on me large rock

Thomas James
Thomas James

So a huge chunk of the GIBS voters are gonna get wiped out?

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

a killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill

Matthew Clark
Matthew Clark

ya I've seen it
misses earth by quite a margin easily visible even to the eye
anything else

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

Checked. The memeflag gets hit. Confirmed

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

That movie gave me the worst existential dread man. Seeing the world end to Wagner is quite something.

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

three digits in a row
where does memefag live

Noah Green
Noah Green

3 people with good digits in a row, damn

Kevin White
Kevin White

If you imply that thing could kill us, then it is a good thing. Human civilization is now a joke, and pretty bad one, and every joke comes to an end

Easton Gonzalez
Easton Gonzalez

ok what the fuck is going on, this is 4 times in a row. KEK IS HERE

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

Sometimes i hate Jow Forums.
Accept your fate like a real man.

Adrian Perry
Adrian Perry

Make that 4. Checked. Find him!!

Adam Parker
Adam Parker

But you already know.

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Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

If I get digits then meteor hits 7pm EDT on saturday may 25th

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

this is a shill thread

get in here

jowforums.com/thread/214106798/politics

jowforums.com/thread/214106798/politics

jowforums.com/thread/214106798/politics

jowforums.com/thread/214106798/politics

jowforums.com/thread/214106798/politics

Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

Checked. You got me ;)

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE AGAIN!!!

John Turner
John Turner

i just checked them. Some good tits

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

how do you get suck good digits fren?

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

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Jose Russell
Jose Russell

Kek wills it.

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

Ive been praising kek for years and I rarely get digits. I know that kek is real though, and hes gonna end the world tomorrow.

Noah Collins
Noah Collins

I also speak what I believe is truth, from my heart and to the best of my knowledge that I've accumulated.

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

Uh.. an object with a diameter of 1km hitting the Earth at such speeds would be more like a 50,000 megaton burst

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

Bless you user, keep the faith, he is real. If you think my numbers are good you should see what Duncan Idaho gets in these asteroid threads. He's becoming legendary. Praise Kek!

Hudson Richardson
Hudson Richardson

if I get dupps then the earth gets hit by this asteroid.

Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

Checked again!

David Martinez
David Martinez

Wtf is happening?

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

some shithole is gonna go.
Based

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

We're not lucky enough to die from a comet, user. We'll continue living in the hell we have created for a long time

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

Bases Lars von Trier who is pro Hitler.

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

Perhaps it is time you searched within.

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Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

Asteroid get

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

Thread theme
youtu.be/gFCDk0JVanU

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

Check my ID and flag, US is fucked

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

and why would i want him?

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Jose Hughes
Jose Hughes

I really wish /x/ would just fuck off already

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

asteroid get

Nicholas Cook
Nicholas Cook

Beautiful anons
Marvelous.

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Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

Spot on

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

There's a Nazi memeflag in Israel. Soon he'll have an asteroid on top of him.

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Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

We make it the first flyby but there's not much hope of avoiding collision on the second as the earths gravity has effected the asteroids.

Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

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Julian Baker
Julian Baker

at least its hitting an illegitimate state

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

Any proof on it potentially hitting Israel or you guys just having a wet dream

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

we're trying to summon it

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

What a time to be alive. I have herpes

Owen Lopez
Owen Lopez

If you fap to asteroid chan, Kek will guide her to the chosen people for a speedy delivery.

Matthew Jenkins
Matthew Jenkins

mohammed shut up if you don't know what you are talking about, makes me cringe

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

proof
Yes user I have a signed statement by all world leaders...ffs. No what we have is:
Lots of gets recently predicting it. Jannie deletes those threads. Then this

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

88 and all life is kill

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

user i'm usually blessed by the digits but you did something special in this thread. I'm humbled by your performance

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

Namu Myōhō Renge Kyō

Levi James
Levi James

nothing personnel

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

checked for clearing karma

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

No idea user, one user calculated it to 50 megatons, I’m pretty sure the collective autism of Jow Forums will work out the eventual figure before the asteroid hits us.

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

more info on the connection to the clinton foundation. poor kids were drugged and abused

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Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

nothing happens: the thread

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

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Austin Bailey
Austin Bailey

Namu Myōhō Renge Kyō
Fucking checked. Sadu sadu sadu!

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

88
Checked! Thanks fren ;)

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

Ok fine, doubles and everyone in this thread geta hit with hemorrhoids tomorrow

Juan Gomez
Juan Gomez

i got this

Ryder Johnson
Ryder Johnson

fug

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

10km wide asteroid = planetary sterilization. God I wish that would happen in my lifetime.

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

you too fren

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

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Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

Why? Isn't the point of this asteroid coming just to reset everything and rebuild civilization? Why would you want the planet dead forever?

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

klaatu verada nekto

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Landon Perry
Landon Perry

....
jowforums.com/thread/214025693/politics
jowforums.com/thread/214025693/politics

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Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

wew lad, yeh, lets hope the Jow Forums prophecy is true: “a killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill”

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

Klaatu, praises Kek

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

Circular gap from a light shining down, retard

Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

the 3 have not and will never become 1.
an island will drift away? why not just say brexit? because its vague shit. what if australia voted something in or out, that could be DRIFTING AWAY. theres lots of islands and infinite ways to drift fucking retard.

the star will gorge itself on clay. cryptic shit suggesting (using polandball language) that israel will continue being imperialist, NO WAY REALLY????

the belly of the dragon will drip water. so is money water in this nonsense speak? what if there was another big flood of some city, would that not count? what if japan started doing something with water, would that count? RETARD

Russia has never been able to be truly isolated, no country is, this one is again, FULLY RETARDED

here's a prophecy you stupid cunt

The eagle will soar over desert, his talons bloody.

HMMM MUCH PROPHECY YEEEES?

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

I'm just saying it'd be one hell of an albeit short show, wouldn't it?

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

just to clarify, you believe the earth being hit by meteorites throught her long history is the dumbest fucking theory?

Camden Brown
Camden Brown

I prophesise if the asteroid doesn't kill you a seething induced stroke will. Relax user

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

Checked

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