Party boy goes balls deep, lets see what happens next
Bilzerian has his bike stolen
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remember when he was fleeing for his life and panicking like a little girl during the vegas shooting
Wtf!? I love dan now!
>be me
>see a nigger stealing my bike
>follow him to his house
>"steal" back bike
>nigger comes back to my house AGAIN
>this time with his pack of lanky somalis
>claim I stole his bike
>tell him I'll pay him for the bike
>"let me just go get my wallet"
>go straight for my gun locker
>put a pistol in my waistband
>go back to the niggers
>stretch for a good 3 seconds so I was sure they saw the gun
>head nigger tells me he might have been wrong
>gives the bike a second look and says "sorry, it looked similar"
>leaves
Probably the most satisfying experience of my life.
Also, redpilled me on niggers, because he literally came back to the scene of the crime asking me to return the "contraband".
(Probably figured they could just jump me if I said no, though)
He was asking some cop for his gun so he could help shoot back. Except he didn't know where it was coming from. And he is an incompetent.
Based swede, I didn't know they exist
Based and cozy.
spics and niggers need to hang from trees
that part about him asking the cop for the gun was just to save some face after his shameful display
I want to believe.
I'm sure you can dodge bullets like a kung fu master
Why didnt you bring your gun in the first place?
I call bs.
Its a confirmed Hack but funny anyway
FUCK CHINLETS
Literally based.
Haters btfo.
>Sweden
>guns
I refuse to believe such a cucked country has guns pics or gtfo
Well guess if you cant handle things with your FISTS you may as wee use your gun
Every country has guns, retard.
Yeah, no. You dont own a gun in Sweden.
>flag
(X) DOUBT
Release the homosexual DMs
Don't pretend you would have done anything different. People around you just start dropping and you hear gunshots from distance, you have no idea what's going on, you just know someone is shooting at the crowd you're part of, of course you're going to run.
he a nigga he-self
So does the UK but only 0.1% of people have guns here unless illegal
Now stop coping and show pic
had his girl stolen more like
This I automatically labeled this as a sperg fantasy as soon as I saw the flag.
Yes, me too as long as he doesn't apologize.
Såg bara en neger när jag kollade från mitt köksfönster.
Två stod bakom mitt cyckelskjul.
Hade lätt kunnat decka en undernärd somalie, inte tre.
t. Stockholmare
Hey Dan....
>T.larping faggot
At least stop being cowardly incel and actually do it. Well you won't.
He should've died then and there for an Israeli false flag. Thx schlomo
>Nice cgi
Really fuck off with your crap fantasy I knew you were a coward just like your cucked country
please to see license for this post, sir.
Fucking retarded hack.
1) Hack Big account
2) Buy low volume shitcoin
3) Tweet big news about coin
4) Sell shitcoin
5) Profit
Instead just tweet "fucking niggers".
Outstanding.
And then everybody clapped.
Sweden is actually pretty high on the guns per capita list. I have no idea what kind of gay restriction laws they have though.
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should've shot him