Brit/pol/ - A Mongoloid's Guide to Surviving the Totally Inevitable Apocalypse Edition

>Brexit: Tory leadership rivals split over Brexit deadline
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48589893

>MI5's use of personal data was 'unlawful', says watchdog
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48597111

>Boris Johnson allowed arms sales to Saudis after Yemen bombing
theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/11/johnson-allowed-arms-sales-to-saudis-after-strike-on-food-factory

>Brand spanking new tournament sees women slapping each other’s bums until they fall over
dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/784850/Booty-Spanking-Championship-women-slap-bums-tournament-video

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Based and not-paying-income-tax pilled.

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embrace

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Corbyn 4 pm

POOR LITTLE FOOL NOW

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Reminder that Brits now believe in their own cultural displacement and ethnic replacement to such a degree that they'd die for it like a religion.

Not sure I want to to be honest with you senpai

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because you're a bitter incel

I'm not bitter, I fear shame

How long will it take me to go from twig to army fit? All the talk about the army being ran by pussies and retards is scaring me into joining out of necessity

>£18.50 an hour
>52k a year

Become a bricklayer. Courses can be paid for by the government.

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I don't trust jobs that have a huge variance in possible pay

Take the bricklaying pill

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No

I WANT MY FUCKING CONCERT!

The face

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>MFW the fit Scottish bird that liked me deleted her FB account and her old pictures weren't saved in my old discord cache.
FFS lads all I have is the wholesome blonde grill from Spain

Guys, if I sell drugs do I have to declare my income?

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If you follow up the links in that screencap, the ones with bigger salaries are the ones that ask for specialist training/experience and special accreditation (longer, more expensive training courses, in the region of 30 days/£2.5k)

Nope but you have to explain to your employer (if you go for an interview) what you were doing for some time. Hope you’re good at lying!
Why not take the bricklaying job?

>not getting the government pay it for you
Say you’re unemployed, which you will be and they sort it out

Fuck no Cyka.

Just don't bank it or if you do then do it in small quantities over a few months (less than £1000 per month ideally if you are a noob, only do more if you are better informed or have a cover story/ money laundering operation such as a Vape shop which would become a part of your income declaration if you go that route).

you'll probably like

just loitering outside me local MI5 station lads on me phone

'ate GCHQ

You can only get Govt. funding for the basic NVQs, not specialist courses you tard
Enjoy your 22k a year for a shitty labour job

Do you use a high frequency wave transmitter to troll with their wireless communication devices? That's always a funny prank

built me spark gap and tesla coil innit

black helicoppers fuckin gone mental

score me some h and ill tell you all about it

Keep seething. My mate done the course 2 years ago and is on 18 pound an hour. He started on 15 as well.

>he doesnt already have a BTEC in lego
the state of brickcels

Why does this intimidate britpol?

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don't you worry baby no sense trying to change it

y-yea b-b-but I bet he c-can’t write an e-essay

Because that is YKTD.

I haven't seen any building work in ages. Mostly maintenance. Where is the building going on in the UK?

XYZZKTD

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Why are you trying to diss zyzz brah?

He intimidates britpol

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to be really honest he's just an incel LARPing as pube and that's god's truth

deanobox estates outside cities

Didn't he champion the "we're all gonna make it brah" meme? He tried inspiring people, don't use him for your hate

Manchester. They’re screaming out for any construction based workers. But I wouldn’t blame you not going there.

Kek.
The virgin smart academic vs the chad construction worker

it's a lie he kept telling himself to stay alive because pube called him a bitter incel

not like it worked anyway even he killed himself because he couldn't get laid lmfao so what makes you pathetic incels think you have a chance??? just kill urselves already lmao

Muslim gf is bluepilling me

What do?

There are some places in London, but sites get less and less; and location is an over priced shit hole among other things as many know.

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Except defeat. You are already there.

Tell her that’s not very Muslim of her

Or dumb her, because you know, Muslim and all.

get off whatever roleplay server you're playing on???

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Rart.

Start demolishing travelodges

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has eddie finally killed himself???

Based and constructionpilled

i wish everyone in this thread would stop gangstalking me online. i mean it sure makes me feel important knowing the sheer amount of money i must cost. but im wondering what your planning to do to me in the end?

He’s still locked out his flat

Do the rart.

Either is is bitching without a Trip on here as usual (very likely) or Guitar found him and made Eddie his bitch, chained under his bed and everything (you never know).

She's the most liberal person I know, and yet also Muslim

i wish you'd make some interesting posts

not even all the time, atleast just once every couple of days or so instead of these boring comments you whip up every couple of minutes to get your fix of social interaction for the day

put a little soul into it ffs

Does she take you home for dinner with the family ?

for you as well

So she’s a feminist then?
>hates western culture and western men
>loves Islam
Tell her to fucking leg it.

Put your trip back on you fat cunt

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Big fan of this yank because he called it the union flag NOT the union jack.

I'm an Englishman. I'm from Tower Hamlets, East London. My father was called Muhammed. He was from Pakistan. His father, another Pakistan man, was called Muhammed too. And his father, my great-grandfather, is from the same place. He was called Muhammed.

These three generations of my family, were in the goat trade. I'm the first member of my family not to work at the market in Bagdhad. My great-grandfather had 22 brothers and sisters. I don't know exactly how many of his generation married or exactly how many children they produced. I've so far tracked over four-hundred of them.

Many still live in Pakistan. Some are still in the goat trade.

There are seventy called Muhammed, and fifty called Mohammed. I stand here, in front of you, as a representative of all of them. And I ask in their name the great question put by our patron, Mr Blair. What do they know of England, who only Pakistan know? Or, what can my family, who come from Pakistan, who lived in Pakistan, who know only Pakistan, say of this, our country? They're just as British as you or me.

just because i remind you of how boring and lonely you are does not mean im from liverpool???

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You’re not even scouse Eddie stop the LARP

i never claimed to be eddie you spastic???

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BLITZ/POL/ SOON FUCK /PTG/

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Stop projecting

twitter.com/MichelleRempel/status/1138112029309440001

>that fucking leaf

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so basically your grand dads a goat pimp?

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im projecting because im not ashamed to admit the only time or real life social interaction i had was with my dealer unlike you who can't even admit to just being lonely and boring without going into detail about just how pathetic your life is you shut in virgin???

Good aesthetics.

i mean, the zerzetsung tech is pretty interesting. its funny how you can manipulate my closest family against me. and induce things like acne and cancer with what i assume to be some sort of beam weapon. messing with my bank account and my benefits. the daily reminders that you know everything about me is also rather effective demoralisation technique. the stasi would be proud

>only time or real life social interaction i had in the past week***
thats a yikes

Knowing Australia is just as much a nanny state as us, and that Canada is getting just as infested as us, and that basically all of the west is dying realy helps the pain somewhat that Britain is shit. But the thing is we have none of the positives any of those countries

Can't wait for this dumb fag to get voted out of office later this year.

Has your family chosen which first cousin your gonna marry yet?

We’re working on implanting wireless speakers into your inner ear to issue commands in the voices of your dead relatives

Seas of deanoboxes on your green belt

Nope lol they live in Istanbul tbf

Yep first thing she asked on her first date was my opinion on feminism

Hes literally dead m8

Ask her why does she support Islam and feminism? Knowing the nature of Islam. If she answers back with
>actually, Islam supports women’s right
Just say give me some examples. You won’t get any.
Walking contradiction, it basically means she just believes whatever suits her meaning she is soulless and valueless. I have women like that who carry pick outlooks on life, they’re empty and can never commit to anything only their passions.

And yet he’s lived more than you

you know what? it would really impress me if you told me WHICH dead relative. shouldnt take you too long to tell me right?

FIGHT BACK MATE THEY'RE ALL RETARDS

LOOK AT THIS

eddie comeback why wont you comeback

Don't talk to him we're going to kill him soon.

I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but you have been thinking of one in particular over the last few months

Don't talk to him he's MI5.