How long will it take me to go from twig to army fit? All the talk about the army being ran by pussies and retards is scaring me into joining out of necessity
Wyatt Collins
>£18.50 an hour >52k a year
Become a bricklayer. Courses can be paid for by the government.
>MFW the fit Scottish bird that liked me deleted her FB account and her old pictures weren't saved in my old discord cache. FFS lads all I have is the wholesome blonde grill from Spain
Cooper Wood
Guys, if I sell drugs do I have to declare my income?
If you follow up the links in that screencap, the ones with bigger salaries are the ones that ask for specialist training/experience and special accreditation (longer, more expensive training courses, in the region of 30 days/£2.5k)
William Campbell
Nope but you have to explain to your employer (if you go for an interview) what you were doing for some time. Hope you’re good at lying! Why not take the bricklaying job?
Dylan Allen
>not getting the government pay it for you Say you’re unemployed, which you will be and they sort it out
Kayden Gonzalez
Fuck no Cyka.
Just don't bank it or if you do then do it in small quantities over a few months (less than £1000 per month ideally if you are a noob, only do more if you are better informed or have a cover story/ money laundering operation such as a Vape shop which would become a part of your income declaration if you go that route).
Kevin Robinson
you'll probably like
David Cruz
just loitering outside me local MI5 station lads on me phone
'ate GCHQ
Brayden Bell
You can only get Govt. funding for the basic NVQs, not specialist courses you tard Enjoy your 22k a year for a shitty labour job
Dominic Wright
Do you use a high frequency wave transmitter to troll with their wireless communication devices? That's always a funny prank
Jack Myers
built me spark gap and tesla coil innit
black helicoppers fuckin gone mental
Jeremiah Cooper
score me some h and ill tell you all about it
Carson Barnes
Keep seething. My mate done the course 2 years ago and is on 18 pound an hour. He started on 15 as well.
Evan Garcia
>he doesnt already have a BTEC in lego the state of brickcels
to be really honest he's just an incel LARPing as pube and that's god's truth
Connor Price
deanobox estates outside cities
Camden Foster
Didn't he champion the "we're all gonna make it brah" meme? He tried inspiring people, don't use him for your hate
Isaiah Sullivan
Manchester. They’re screaming out for any construction based workers. But I wouldn’t blame you not going there.
Levi Price
Kek. The virgin smart academic vs the chad construction worker
Sebastian Reyes
it's a lie he kept telling himself to stay alive because pube called him a bitter incel
not like it worked anyway even he killed himself because he couldn't get laid lmfao so what makes you pathetic incels think you have a chance??? just kill urselves already lmao
Henry Young
Muslim gf is bluepilling me
What do?
Carson Jones
There are some places in London, but sites get less and less; and location is an over priced shit hole among other things as many know.
i wish everyone in this thread would stop gangstalking me online. i mean it sure makes me feel important knowing the sheer amount of money i must cost. but im wondering what your planning to do to me in the end?
Josiah Brown
He’s still locked out his flat
Dominic Lewis
Do the rart.
Bentley Campbell
Either is is bitching without a Trip on here as usual (very likely) or Guitar found him and made Eddie his bitch, chained under his bed and everything (you never know).
Angel Lopez
She's the most liberal person I know, and yet also Muslim
Nathan Richardson
i wish you'd make some interesting posts
not even all the time, atleast just once every couple of days or so instead of these boring comments you whip up every couple of minutes to get your fix of social interaction for the day
put a little soul into it ffs
Brandon Diaz
Does she take you home for dinner with the family ?
Brandon Edwards
for you as well
Logan Peterson
So she’s a feminist then? >hates western culture and western men >loves Islam Tell her to fucking leg it.
Big fan of this yank because he called it the union flag NOT the union jack.
Eli Myers
I'm an Englishman. I'm from Tower Hamlets, East London. My father was called Muhammed. He was from Pakistan. His father, another Pakistan man, was called Muhammed too. And his father, my great-grandfather, is from the same place. He was called Muhammed.
These three generations of my family, were in the goat trade. I'm the first member of my family not to work at the market in Bagdhad. My great-grandfather had 22 brothers and sisters. I don't know exactly how many of his generation married or exactly how many children they produced. I've so far tracked over four-hundred of them.
Many still live in Pakistan. Some are still in the goat trade.
There are seventy called Muhammed, and fifty called Mohammed. I stand here, in front of you, as a representative of all of them. And I ask in their name the great question put by our patron, Mr Blair. What do they know of England, who only Pakistan know? Or, what can my family, who come from Pakistan, who lived in Pakistan, who know only Pakistan, say of this, our country? They're just as British as you or me.
Evan Bailey
just because i remind you of how boring and lonely you are does not mean im from liverpool???
im projecting because im not ashamed to admit the only time or real life social interaction i had was with my dealer unlike you who can't even admit to just being lonely and boring without going into detail about just how pathetic your life is you shut in virgin???
Tyler Jenkins
Good aesthetics.
William Turner
i mean, the zerzetsung tech is pretty interesting. its funny how you can manipulate my closest family against me. and induce things like acne and cancer with what i assume to be some sort of beam weapon. messing with my bank account and my benefits. the daily reminders that you know everything about me is also rather effective demoralisation technique. the stasi would be proud
Josiah Long
>only time or real life social interaction i had in the past week*** thats a yikes
Jace Gutierrez
Knowing Australia is just as much a nanny state as us, and that Canada is getting just as infested as us, and that basically all of the west is dying realy helps the pain somewhat that Britain is shit. But the thing is we have none of the positives any of those countries
Zachary Fisher
Can't wait for this dumb fag to get voted out of office later this year.
Liam Taylor
Has your family chosen which first cousin your gonna marry yet?
Hunter Flores
We’re working on implanting wireless speakers into your inner ear to issue commands in the voices of your dead relatives
Austin Richardson
Seas of deanoboxes on your green belt
Robert Campbell
Nope lol they live in Istanbul tbf
Yep first thing she asked on her first date was my opinion on feminism
Ayden Rogers
Hes literally dead m8
Jeremiah Edwards
Ask her why does she support Islam and feminism? Knowing the nature of Islam. If she answers back with >actually, Islam supports women’s right Just say give me some examples. You won’t get any. Walking contradiction, it basically means she just believes whatever suits her meaning she is soulless and valueless. I have women like that who carry pick outlooks on life, they’re empty and can never commit to anything only their passions.
Liam Young
And yet he’s lived more than you
Andrew Young
you know what? it would really impress me if you told me WHICH dead relative. shouldnt take you too long to tell me right?
Gabriel Bell
FIGHT BACK MATE THEY'RE ALL RETARDS
LOOK AT THIS
Justin Campbell
eddie comeback why wont you comeback
Ryan Sullivan
Don't talk to him we're going to kill him soon.
Aiden Reyes
I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but you have been thinking of one in particular over the last few months