Canada has NEVER lost a war

>those Canadian POWs not only fled but decided to steal that many Cigarette Boxes while they were at it

If you had in store prices like ours you'd risk your life to steal them too

Imagine being an old Hermann and feeling so butthurt about losing you have to lie to an 8 year old your daughter pooped out on somebodies chest.

which is why white men specialize in killing themselves

delusional mutt

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ww2 thread

No one cares about you
One Neighbouring country who is an ally
no warmonger state
proud about some headshots in ww2
Luxembourg could wreck you if they get supplied properly by rest of europe

Based. Happy your opa survived user.

Oh yeah? Explain THIS! You can't win wars you never won!
>On December 24, 1814 the diplomats had finished and signed the Treaty of Ghent. The treaty was ratified by the British three days later on December 27[206] and arrived in Washington on February 17, where it was quickly ratified and went into effect, thus finally ending the war. The terms called for all occupied territory to be returned, the prewar boundary between Canada and the United States to be restored, and the Americans were to gain fishing rights in the Gulf of Saint Lawrence.
If anything, we won because we got fishing rights! USA! USA! USA!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812

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Reminder that Canada was the only country to hold the line in WWI against poisonous gas.

>Ypres
>Somme
>Vimy Ridge
>Passchendaele
>Hundred Days

And now, we seem to have forgotten King and Country. What a shame.

You sound like a kike. Fuck you.

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Somalia could defeat Luxembourg you fucking ape

Somalia can't even defeat Somalia, it's been trying for nearly 30 years now.

kek

Because canada has only existed for around12 years

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We're currently losing our own civil war. What are you so excited about?

PFFF
AHAHAHA

Brits did it, you dumb leaf

And a virgin has never got aids what's your point?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_units_of_the_War_of_1812#Regulars_and_fencibles

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

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But your still like Americans in every way

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absolutely based and truthpilled

>invade to take BNA
>have to settle for a bit of fishing
>"we won!"
sad!

and they were defeated anyways. good job.

you only exist because America is your neighbor if we weren't Canada would not exist , fact

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Holy fuck someone isn't bashing leafs. Based

(You)

has canadia ever fought for a real war?

Kek

That’s a lovely story fren, God bless your grandfather
And yeah the media are awful

The nation of Canada didn't exist when that happened.
Pfft, no. They've got a stunning record of 0-0. It's why when Americans get sick of Canadians, we don't talk of how we'd conquer them. We'd simply annex them, and they'd take it.

Could you be any more ass blasted and pathetic?

Lmao we have millions of rice farmers now bitch. We are gonna wreck your shit.

Damn right we used to tough motherfuckers before the s oy overload.

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And what did you or the Brits win? Oh that's right, NOTHING!
Burgers 2 Bongs 0

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Held our territory from a bunch of whiny mutts.

We lost our Canadian spirit though

Burnt your precious house AHAHAHAHA

Cory, Trevor smokes lets go!

Nor have we won one.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Medak_Pocket

Leaf land has always had your back, shameful way to treat allies your grandfather would be ashamed of you, though he probably already is because you're a worthless loser always on the computer with nothing to show for it.

>been to war countless times
>still haven't won
I suppose because they're still ongoing?

except the war for its dignity

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Canada has never had to fight a war thanks to the US.
Sage

USA skill would DEFINITELY be higher than Britain or the fucking USSR.

Yeah and lost your indian nation leaders in the process thus ending the idea of an indian nation blocking American expansion
The Brits did that and from what I hear the man who did never set foot in British North America

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>The Brits did that and from what I hear the man who did never set foot in British North America
That doesn't make any sense. What did he do, sail straight from London to Washiton, burn it down, then sail right back? Are you trying to make this man more based than he already is?

American history books are so delusional. They actually believe they were the good guys.

Yet another situation where all leafs are virgins

Nah, they almost fucked up D-Day single-handedly.

Great job at Dieppe

Not according to German troops

Same goes for you guys at Kasserine Pass. Superb job.

>Upon returning to duty later that year, Ross was made a major general and sent to North America, where he took command of a British force designated to attack the United States capital of Washington D.C. during the War of 1812. Ross's professional soldiers quickly defeated a poorly organized American militia at the Battle of Bladensburg on August 24, and that evening proceeded to enter Washington. The British Army burned many important U.S. Government buildings, including the White House and the Capitol, demoralizing and greatly damaging the American war effort. Ross then led a British invasion north up the Chesapeake Bay towards the city of Baltimore which culminated in the Battle of Baltimore that September. On September 12, he was shot while commanding troops at North Point, and died while being moved to the rear.
Yes. He never reached Canada because we fucking killed him
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Ross_(British_Army_officer)

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Might help you to understand the Dieppe Raid was a cover so commandos could steal enigma machines too. Never was supposed to work.

Wrong. We killed our enemies, they won.

Where do you think this general would have first landed before assembling his soldiers and sailing to Maryland? You're retarded.

>Ross sailed to North America as a Major General to take charge of all British troops off the east coast of the United States. He personally led the British troops ashore in Benedict, Maryland, and marched through Upper Marlboro, Maryland, to the attack on the Americans at the Battle of Bladensburg on 24 August 1814, causing the hastily organised militia of the American army to collapse into a rout.
I know reading is hard for you Canadians but at least put some effort
AMERICA 3 CANADIANS 0

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Canadiens are so funny, they try to hard , yawn

lmao, hopefully that's all they stole, my understanding is that the Germans treated prisoners much better than other countries did, even Brits with Germans.
And Canadians could be prankster assholes, at least in the First World War. Read Will Bird for some interesting short stories, and his novel also has some interesting pranks and escapes against the British officers, who most Canadians hated.

Nice pic of based gradpa, he must have been a good man to take that in such good humour. My grandfather was an engineer, unfortunately no pics on my computer, but he was at D-Day.

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This is from Wikipedia and doesn't even detail where he sailed from or if, when and where he assembled his troops (probably Halifax) before landing his soldiers in Benedict.

>wiki

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Keep seething. War of 1812 was a stalemate, Canada didn't exist, and the US got fishing rights thus making the US the ultimate winner.

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Holy shit. Go back to Jow Forumst_d with your Imgur reaction images. Canada won the war of 1812. Get over it loser.
cbc.ca/2017/canadathestoryofus/how-we-tricked-the-americans-to-win-the-war-of-1812-1.4042489

big cope

Have you had any wars??

>To America's leaders in 1812, an invasion of Canada seemed to be "a mere matter of marching," as Thomas Jefferson confidently predicted. How could a nation of 8 million fail to subdue a struggling colony of 300,000? Yet, when the campaign of 1812 ended, the only Americans left on Canadian soil were prisoners of war. Three American armies had been forced to surrender, and the British were in control of all of Michigan Territory and much of Indiana and Ohio.
You're a pathetic liar.

We've always been supporting roles, we've never been a primary belligerent. That is like saying Tiger Wood's water boy has won PGA championships.

Canadians were the best allied soldiers of WWI and had the best general. Equal with Germany and did not lose a single battle, they even invented many of the most important tactical and operations developments of modern warfare. Several of the most important battles of the war were won by Canadians.

And this.
youtu.be/JsPIzRsUtlE
Mutts can't even drop into lower weight classes and win.

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1812
WWI
WWII
Korean war
October Crisis
Persian Gulf war
Afghanistan war
Fenian raids
Mahdist war
Second Boer War
To name a few

Americans and Krauts can't compete with the creeping barrage.

And then one day for no reason at all Michigan, Indiana, and Ohio became US states.

Lmao

Thank you. Finally the EU contributes something meaningful to society.

This. First true deployment of modern warfare tactics was by canucks. And the Leaf is supposed to be respect for those soldiers.

No one should ever mess with it. Americans to this day are still confused as to how anyone could storm a beach while they watch their Hollywood Hellfighters.
Thank the Canadians for inventing the invisible shield.

Bruh. Abbos gave a huge portion Michigan back in the 1820s. Didn't even have to do with Canada.

so you just tagged along with the British?

We are part of the Commonwealth. Britian was in control of our foreign policy until after WWI.

Canada
vs.
Common Sense

Result : Canadian Fatality

yeah..heh..heh..that was a good idea..heh

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So Britain won the wars?

I love American cope.
You're the second worst military nation in history.

Nope. Canada had it's own military and did it's own missions. We were allied with the British.

word, I'm mostly pissed y'all won't just join up and some stars to this flag nigga, FuCK THE OLD WORLD

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Also just a reminder to butthurt Americans

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