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Get in here faggots

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I'm getting sick of this stupid website. Jow Forums is cool but the people who use it are retards. You cant even have a conversation here every reply is just angry memes like "nigger" "kike" "leaf" etc. Is that how you idiots talk to people in real life? No wonder nobody here has a job or a girlfriend.

I don't get it though whats the point of this place if every body just says the same thing every time. I thought it would be funny cause you guys make all the memes but all you do is call each other names.

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your pol humor threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

Said the kike, with is nigger gf while living in leaf land.

Fuck off.

>when you suck in your stomach for a photo but it's pointless because everyone is looking at your tits

>I thought it would be funny cause you guys make all the memes but all you do is call each other names.
Oh look someone got on the internet today.
Fuck off faggot. Once you pull the tulips out of your asshole you can come back.

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What a faggot

Imagine being stupid enough to believe that space exploration beyond Mars is some kind of realistic goal.

Back off, the leaf has earned his spot as pasta master in these here humor threads

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”pol humor” threads.

Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

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FUCK YOU YOU BEAT ME TO IT

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Based on-time leaf

even black guys think leafs sound like kiked niggers

no way

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Fuck you nigger

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One bong ruins the humour thread with some shitty brexit unfunny "memes".
There's always this one faggot.

Pic related is Jow Forums humour worthy, not your shit.

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... But that one is also pasta now.. In every humor thread.. You aren't annoyed yet? It's been months..

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kek

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I lost

shut up slut

Based

Yup

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That’s the point.

There he is, the real pasta.

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fuck jesus

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Who is that blond goblina everyone is posting about???

Soon every humor thread is going to be a competition of various pastas, as celebrity-driven fags try to become as famous as one can be on Jow Forums

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There is competition now. May the best lead prevail.

If copy pasta are repeat garbage memes is what you all want, can't forget this one.

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You really hate this bitch, don't you?

Fat chicks are gross.

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>I don't get it though

Precisely.

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Ayy, now you're getting the hang of it.

nah, she's just so meme-able

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>famous
>Jow Forums

>You're on the wrong side of history

Today on Leaf Posts Which Won't Age Well:

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Haha who's this new one?

altered beast was the shit my dude

thesun.co.uk/news/9233827/protester-nazi-scum-nhs-company-boss/

thanks man, I'll do more gaming ones next time, loads of people liked that, I was surprised it was the most popular one of the ones I did

It's real
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this thread sucks I rarely have to contribute with my stale pasta

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Hoh, who owns The Sun? Seems like a reasonably fair article towards Trump and refers to them as a "lefty mob".

Rupert Murdoch lel

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We all just wanted to play video games, man..

Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your ”pol humor” threads.

Face it. most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history. get over it losers

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>Hoh, who owns The Sun?
Murdoch

I know, and now I'm fucking blackpilled

you just maed the list fren

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so true

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Ugh. That arm.

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>No wonder nobody here has a job or a girlfriend.
I have a job and a wife. Faggot.

I think she's drank a lot more milkshake than she's thrown tbf

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Kek

Page 7- School sucked, I knew even then I was going to be the best wrestler in history but right now I knew I had to find a way to drop my pen during detention so I could look up my teachers skirt.

Page 28- Bruce never had my talent of course but I told Dad he peed in my face, Dad took him down and choked him until he passed out and then threw me down the stairs for being a tattle tale.

Page 73- Puerto Rico was a hellhole, had the damn ****s here- really missed my girlfriend Julie but the prostitute sucking my cock made me forget for the night.

Page 103- Me and Dynamite's matches revolutionised the industry but Vince Jr said I was not good enough to headline MSG, that night me and Dynamite tag teamed a stripper.

Page 158- I was so happy to be married to Julie but so unhappy I was on the bottom of the card in WWF, but it was my wife that kept me going and I thought of her that night as some ring rat I had picked up was ****ing my brains out.

Page 220- We were now tag team champions, I called my wife to celebrate while Rita Chatterton gave me hand relief.

Page 300- It was great to win the I-C Belt in MSG in front of my family, as I got to the back Mike McGuirk was waiting in my dressing room naked but for a bow, I got Jim to stop the family coming backstage while I made her tap to my giant schlong.

Page 357- Shawn stared me down coldly and I knew he would not back down. A cold shiver ran down my spine but was drowned out by rage. I lunged at Michaels like an animal but with his speed he easily stepped out of my path and I ended up smashing head first into the lockers almost knocking myself out. Groggy, I got up and Shawn asked me if I was finished; Not yet Shawn, not by a long shot. I swung with all my might at Shawn, but to my amazement, he caught my fist in midair! I was stunned and fear began to overwhelm me. Shawn shook his head and I heard my fist began to crack and pop as he crushed it with his vice like grip. I fell to my knees and was gasping in pain. Not knowing what else to do, I grabbed Michael's hair with my other hand and pulled as hard as I could. He let go of my nearly broken fist and we locked up as we had done earlier that week, but this time it was for real. Shawn was deceptively strong for his size and even though I had been using steroids almost non-stop for the past 6 months I almost never worked out with weights. I found myself easily overpowered by Shawn and he threw me to the ground like I was a child. At that moment I felt a warm sensation in my tights. I had pissed in my own pants.
Page 380- Yokozuna used to be such a humble kid but now he had got the big head-unlike the Hitman, there was no sense of thanks that I had given him the best damn match of his life some months before and now here he was getting my spot beating Hogan, I consoled myself with the KOTR title and the sexy brunette curled up next to me in my hotel room that night.

Page 430- The disgust I felt at Shawn for the Sunny days comment was immense, how dare he suggest I had cheated on my wife, and he stole my damn ladder match spot too.

>Bret Hart autobiography

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nogger

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sheit

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Someone found out that Vox defended Pink Guy singing this 1-2 years before Carlos Maza went after Crowder.
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