GIANT FUCKING ASTEROID

If the lotto had a 1/7000 chance odds, I would buy tickets all the time.

Were not that lucky.

Guys let's make a meme from the movie Armageddon, with meme magic we can do anything.

Tonight at 9: Alt Right Incels from a Chinese Cartoon Porn website attempt to summon an asteroid to destroy earth.

Also we get a dope song by Aerosmith

Another one? Who fucking cares anymore?

>this again

Alright, lads, that does it. From now on, hence forth, asteroid is a racist term; slang for the impact of immigration on a host nation.

>math
>take the length and immediately double for....what reason?
>multiply by 8/12
>not 2/3
>8 fucking 12ths

Fucking retarded.

I GIVE 1/7000THS OF A FUCK

is this the new gentlemans betting

horses are out, all in on asteroids!

KAY GUESS THIS IS THE ONE TO WORRY ABOUT NOT THE 9283458902374234 OTHER THIS YEAR NOPE THIS ONE RIGHT HERE KAY

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1 in 7000...those are some great odds!

Get

Post.

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His will be done

Hope it lands on Israel

I sure hope so. This diversity-ridden globalized hellhole deserves nothing but destruction.

7000 GET

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There's one about every week lately. Nobody cares. How about that interesting one with it's one moon that went by recently?
This. A lot of the recent near misses are city killers.

EPIC BROTHER...

>>OP
DON'T FORGET TO BUMP THE SLUMP

retard

you are autistic. look at the curvature of the bridge in pic related.

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Oy vey anotha shoah

it wasnt doubled it was squared, the math is correct

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I dont get it. That's a 99.9% chance it wont hit the earth.

you larping cucks got my hopes up last month I wont fall for your bullshit again

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1 / 7000 is probably greatly exaggerated but 1/7000 isnt that crazy of odds

Asteroid happenings are the coziest. 100%.

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dream on. it would take quints or higher to summon a planet killer asteroid

That asteroid looks like a merchant

Lol. We're doing this again?

Oh my god is that real?

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No threat.

The Beta Taurids early next month have a real risk of hiding a city killer.

k

Im the only one seeing a jew in this pic?

Nope, looks like a photoshop. It wouldn't even be viable to do something like that

Americans. :P

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It will hit Africa. Check.

Maybe it will hit Tel Aviv?

but that's not an American style electrical plug...

NO FUCK OFF YOU ARE SUMMONING THAT IDAHO FAGGOT AGAIN

Stfu, jacob, dumb kike.

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tell me about Thor and how did you know

Shh it's a meme

I have a higher chance of getting trips, and that shit has never happened.

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>"And that's a good thing!"

You wont do shit nigger. Screen cap this

Let's hope it happens. Maybe it will wipe out Africa or Israel

Didn't one just pass by 13x further than the moon?
STOP SHOOTING AT US! I think God is mad.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! EARTH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!

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That's a type 3 socket M8ty.

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Could you fucking not.
This shit got old 821 threads like this ago.

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Yeah but look at these.

We have this thread for every asteroid.
It's never going to happen because god gave this planet sufficient defences.

Hit Africa or China please, Mr. Asteroid.

If the math was correct, they wouldn't be comparung linear miles with square miles.

Unless they have updated this garvage picture since they first started showing it, I didn't look. Flat earth is a meme for retards.

won't matter we're going to starve to death because of famine within the next decade.

I meant to say these

pretty shit at this
>no meteor will hit and destroy the yids for us
unfortunate...

Hi newfrens

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i like big dicks

So you're telling me there's a chance.

Neither are you, so there.

If it happens it happens. Fuck this gay world

>measuring just 130 feet (40 meters) in diameter

fuck off leaf

I always root for the underdog. GO ASTROID! Hit Australia or Africa!

Top kek

Summon kek!

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why?

thank you

Odds are pretty good and could dramatically increase with time also it's big as Tunguska strike which would do a ton of damage on land but if it hit ocean I don't think it would even make a very big tsunami

that's not a bridge you mong