Stop everything you're doing!!

To all Jow Forums operatives in the San Fransico area...please superglue thousands of plastic poops to the sidewalks throughout the downtown area.

Thank you.

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Fuck off CIA

Based

I might get on a plane and go there just to do this.

i'm going to need you to post from a Jow Forums Platinum Account before I make my move or else this is fake and gay

...So they can run stories about how all of the poop is fake? I guess I'm not that surprised that Pelosi staffers post here. She has decent bantz for what she is.

>all of the poop is fake
Random San Franciscans laugh and think that the poop is fake and pick it up with their bare hands.

why not just take actual shits?

Yeah, fuck off Pelosi.

San Fransicans are probably the foremost experts in shit. They eat the poo poo.
Big brain here.

>411 and not 711
you street shitting bastard

Umm why should I go do that? Its to damn hot OP, Just head down to the Tenderlion and take a sniff. Why fake it?

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Then superglue your own shit then. Just FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

Nice try Big Novelty Poop shill

Why? Let them fester in the garbage heap they created. I don't live in Cali.

probably a significant portion of Chinese exports
>oriental trading catalog
>144 fake poops for $15

Why, there is real poop everywhere?

Show us your glow in the dark lady penis pls do the needful

how are you going to glue real poops to the sidewalk?

They could be made with packing peanuts and a mix of red and black paint...essentially brown.

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I'm homeless and playing cybernatzi on full volume on my phone here. No fucks left to give. Not gonna lie that Tay.ai makes me tear up a bit.

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why not super glue it to the windows of businesses, just the shitty coffee shops and dildo supply houses and marijuana distribution facilities, with a little luck (((they'll))) catch on and it will become the new en vogue thing to have in the window of your shop to show how progressive you are, like a yellow star of david but instead it's a turd

>not letting the poop melt into a sticky pile
>not letting the polymer stain the ground
>not vidding people thinking its real shit

Is that a poop?

Saved.

There is no way you could cause more havok by putting plastic poops than is already caused by real poops.

Have a massive poo demonstration.

Sorry nigga my poop dealer run out should he restocked next week though lowkey

>how are you going to glue real poops to the sidewalk?

You kinda mix the glue in the poo, in your kitchen. You can freeze it in zip-locs and it'll keep like, forever.

Somebody should fly a drone around the city dropping shits everywhere.

Take real turds and lacquer them and then superglue them to the ground.

kek, now this is a good idea

Better yet, let's all chip in $100 and fill an entire 747 full of Indians from Bombay or some place like that.

Fly them to San Francisco, give each of them a $1,000 Taco Bell gift card, and then just let them loose on the streets.

They're have that entire city drowning in shit in just a few short weeks.

> yep. Must be actual shits

why not just take actual shits?

Stupid idea, just buy rats and breed them to release them into the city and plant kudzu in all the parks.

>Jow Forums operatives
Nice LARP

This may shock you and everyone else who doesn't live in this god forsaken place, but it changed so gradually we just got used to it. Pretty sad really.

All the same it would make for a good prank video if you did it down at fisherman's wharf or during the pride march.

Like super gluing them down along market street during pride that would be pretty damn funny.

Kek
Based joe

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Oh no the guy who cleans up real shit is going to have to pick up a piece of plastic!

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I’ve screenshotted this entire thread and have spread it all over reddit.

Everyone knows it’s you retards doing this.

You will be hunted down punched like the filthy Nazis that you are.

why not just put up signs that say 'It's ok to poo in the loo?"

would get a better reaction

BUMP

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Based, but Bluepilled

Lel why not just go out and do real shits everywhere?
>You may not like it, but this is what peak accelerationism looks like

That’s how this happens to all areas of life (((they))) erode. If some guy in the 70s opened his playboy magazine and saw half of the weird shit that passes for normal porn nowadays he’d be horrified

If the CIA has started making Jow Forums threads as a psyop to get edgy kids to glue fake poop to the sidewalk then I have to change my opinion on the CIA and say that they're fantastic and 100% based.

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Hmm seems Kek wants me to spend the next two weeks acquiring thousands of plastic shits. Then dump them along the march route on june 28th.
Not a bad idea really.
Yeah I know, SF built a reputation as a "home for the freaks" so 70s onward we have had the strangest people in America moving here in mass for multiple generations.

This. Fake poop costs money. Also it doesn't smell

>yfw someone goes for the sole intent to kill commies in self defense, does so, then puts on a black bandana while drawing a swastika on your dumb communist forehead, so based commie killer gets a pardon and a parade.

sauce me, senpai

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This actually makes a lot of sense. Turning all that antisocial energy towards something benign and funny like vandalizing sidewalks with pretend poopies.

Thanks, CIA. :D

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Exactly

>spray some glue
>shit on the glue
>spray glue your shit
>???
>profit

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And tariff free. Fuck of Joe Biden!