Kraft introduces 'Salad Frosting' to help trick your kids into eating more vegetables

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

Instead of simply asking kids to eat salad dressing -- or pretending the age-old condiment bears the hallmarks of a dessert staple -- Kraft Heinz has introduced "Salad Frosting," with the sweet tooth-invoking word right there on the label.

cnn.com/2019/06/11/business/salad-frosting-trnd/index.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=-xP5SvPrjNA

Eli Miller
Eli Miller

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William Morgan
William Morgan

sugar beat sludge 75% sugar

Kevin Campbell
Kevin Campbell

How the fuck is this politcs?

Colton Jenkins
Colton Jenkins

hahahahahaha we really are fat as fuck goys

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

Smart move desu

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Grayson Scott
Grayson Scott

It's trending news, eat a dick, 99% of Jow Forums isn't politics.

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

up next - hamburger flavored tooth paste!

Liam Reed
Liam Reed

absolutely American

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Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

politics of shit food

Jason Allen
Jason Allen

its an advertisement

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

god that pic is such a disaster lmfao

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Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

the politics of letting kids eat shit for profit

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

Read the sticky.

Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

were fucked too

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Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

ketchup is a vegetable

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

Implying toxic diets are not a form of socio-economic control.
Kek

Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

pure sugar I bet
stick to traditional home cooked foods

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

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Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

For me, it's bacon toothpaste.

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Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

This has to be code for something.

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

Sounds absolutely disgusting. Just learn to enjoy the flavor of different shit and stop drowning it in frosting you fat fuck

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

i want bacon flavored ice cream

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

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Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

Just stop eating vegetables. The best diet is a carnivore diet.

Isaac Lee
Isaac Lee

wow I don't see a single white child. Why are those niggers even at a school they aren't gonna learn or contribute anything. clown world

Julian Long
Julian Long

Let's play Where's Whitey?

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Juan Bell
Juan Bell

Why eat rabbit food when you can just pop a vitamin pill?

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_ice_cream

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

Debt chattel

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Josiah Thompson
Josiah Thompson

Thank you fren. I'm going to try it sometime.

John Hall
John Hall

huffingtonpost.ca/entry/kraft-salad-frosting_l_5cfaac25e4b04e90f1c8eda0

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Bentley Robinson
Bentley Robinson

Look at the bottom corner right up in front.

Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

beaners infest schools here too. most don't even speak English or learn anything because they can't be taught, and they are passed along regardless because doing otherwise would be seen as insensitive. so we're basically producing a generation of uneducated useless brown people that will never contribute anything to society. OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

a-at least were not speaking german eh

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Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

Learn your damned kid to eat a carrot without chocolate mayonnaise on it. Children at my kids' school are reasonably fit, but a few that I know are slowly fattening up. It's sad to see.

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

we're riding into the end times hand in hand brother

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

subhumans, fags and women teachers
yeah... just nuke us m8.

Xavier James
Xavier James

And meanwhile, faggots who should be getting /fit and reading /lit while practicing their s/k ills to defend their nations and be capable of making good choices, are spanking it to anime and complaining on forums like that changes shit.
It's the youth, user, they bring revolutions, that's why they keep your ass in high-school now.

Samuel Reyes
Samuel Reyes

That marketing guy deserves a raise.

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Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

subhumans, fags and women teachers
RIP the west, allowing women to vote was one of the final nails in the coffin

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Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

I dunno what type of revolution millions of worthless spics and niggers are going to bring besides total societal collapse but right on mate

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

you'd think the government would have an interest in health people but I guess not

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

sickness is a big industry

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

why worry about citizens lad we've got paco and his 12 kids to worry about now

Josiah Thompson
Josiah Thompson

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Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

People who are sick depend on the government. And

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

Healthcare is damn near a fifth of the U.S. economy. 11% of the U.S. workforce.

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

I've been to the doctors twice in 25 years. I try to stay away from that crap, because I know it's all a scam.

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

just shows the politicians are traitors.
they'd sell us all out for a few shekels. kids too

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Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

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Robert Morales
Robert Morales

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Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

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Angel Wilson
Angel Wilson

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Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

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Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

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Luke Morris
Luke Morris

I rarely need a doctor for anything. I still pay through the nose for insurance to prevent an accident from bankrupting me.

Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

Veggies in America taste like straight pesticides.. Seriously the same any where i but produce. Heavy chemical taste..

youtube.com/watch?v=-xP5SvPrjNA

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

just shows the politicians are traitors.
they'd sell us all out for a few shekels. kids too
They're obligated to. Once a senator is elected, they must raise something like $10,000 per day to achieve re-election. Well-intentioned or grassroots candidates can't compete with well-funded candidates.

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

you're supposed to wash them

Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

I can't afford this or anything

Owen Garcia
Owen Garcia

Kids don't eat veggies because their lazy parents probably can't cook a good veggie dish worth a shit. Plus there's no fatshaming, so kids think its OK to look like a fat fucking beaner.

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

buy organic and wash them off

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

Every family should have a garden and the kids should participate in planting and growing the veggies so that way they can take pride in eating them.

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

why not just be a parent and force your kids to eat it? that's what mine did. i guess direct confrontation is now illegal. you have to trick everyone into doing anything.

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

I think it's because at the early stages parents find processed foods convenient. They're quick, artificially "tasty", and require little cajolery to get finicky toddlers to eat. Plus, sweet foods become a too-common reward, and even a means to keep a kid quiet. I have young kids, and I'm often amazed at what gets offered when visiting another family.

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

Kraft
May as well say (((Kike))).

Hunter Gonzalez
Hunter Gonzalez

...dear God.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

Why don't you ameriturds just eat salad with a bit of salt, sunflower oil and vinegar? What is this shit "dressing"? Are your vegetables that tasteless?

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

god is dead

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

Processed food is worth for cancer then smoking and asbestos
yeah I'll just stick to the oldfashioned no veggies, no desert
If that doesn't work I'll claim their meat and eat it infront of them

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

All they need to know is what button to push, when. When they get jobs they're going to pay your pension goy.

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Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

fat and calories are not healthy
sugar is interchangeable with actual nutrients

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Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

.. would have an interest in health people but...
Or education but here we both are (jk I love you canadianon).

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

Sugar is a vegetable.

It’s crystallised sugar cane juice.

It’s all natural.

Kayden White
Kayden White

chocolate veggie cupcakes?

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Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

I reckon that part of the enjoyment of vegetables and other simple dishes stems from hunger. If I've been out for the day, those peanut butter sandwich remains my kid left in the car door are delicious. But so many people today don't eat from proper hunger (that is, a need for sustenance). They're eating to feel happy, or out of boredom, habit, etc. Since the need isn't sustenance-based, flavors need to be over-the-top to be satisfying. You don't see obese people gnawing through bags of carrots.

I haven't really read anything to support this idea, so it could be my own bullshit.

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

It’s when you cum in an ass and then ‘toss the salad’.

Connor Allen
Connor Allen

We export our good veggies, they're worth more internationally. Our domestic veggies have to compete with China and mehico.

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

Not to mention that it is almost 20% more calories.

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

form of socio-economic control
you can literally apply this to anything.
Implying cum swallowing is not a form of socio-economic control.

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

Welcome to intersectional feminism. BTW me pointing that out is also a form of socioeconomic control.

Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

I haven't really read anything to support this idea, so it could be my own bullshit
No there's definitely merit in:
You don't see obese people gnawing through bags of carrots.

If all you eat is meat and veggies you literally cannot get fat.

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

Why do Canadians say Kraft Dinner instead of macaroni and cheese...?

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

Don't try to deny it, carb kike, we know you love it when people are fat, go on to support trillion dollar medicine, diet/weight loss, and food industries. They're your golden geese. That's why you subvert attempts to control nutrition regulations with messages about emphasising personal accountability even though evidence based science says that food environment trumps free will at a population level (amerilards are embarrassing but obesity is a global problem now), not to mention heavy lobbying and telling old Boomer male politicians the same thing about free will.

Hyperpalatable food is dangerous, addictive, and (((they))) know it.

Aiden King
Aiden King

Ironically I'm OMAD and don't eat refined sugars. Mostly meat, fish, eggs, greens, nuts and cheese. I'll eat a dozen eggs after a hard workout.

Jack Peterson
Jack Peterson

You can damage the nerve cells that trigger a satiety/ leptin response with a high fat diet, these don't go back to normal btw. And you'll find you can eat far beyond your calorie limit on meat and veggies. But you can bypass the nerves by roux en y surgery, which is the most common and successful bariatric surgery. Also one of the most expensive.

Follow the money

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

Implying amerifat shaming is not a form of socio-economic control.

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

so depressing to imagine those kids have to go to a school like that and won't even understand how fucked up it is
absolutely destitute

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David Myers
David Myers

All the teachers

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

oi vey goyim, eat your vegetable paste and insect protein, then get back to your pod share in time for mandatory estrogen boosters

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

I did omad for a week but found i could get by better on two meals and a lower calorie intake with plants and lean protein.
Obesity will never be dealt with effectively at a population level because there's too much money in it. Too many industries make bank off fatties.

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

This is stupid. The only part about salad a kid or anyone enjoys is the dressing and croutons. Give them fake lettuce not fake dressing.

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

How do white people see that, and not instantly get worried for the future.

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

Fuckin' American s m h

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Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

Diversity is strength, goy

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Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

this. local pizza shop i go to is near a school and the kids always fucking load their slices with ranch dressing. disgusting, but yeah, needing to trick kids into eating dressing? dumb. its the tomatoes that always bothered me

Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

I hope a lot of people realize just how bad most modern woman are at cooking in general.
When your mom just boils vegetables until they are mush or turn grey or they hardly put any herbs or spices to the plate of unappetizing greens.
Learn to cook veggies well and your kids are not going to forever associate peas and broccoli with undercooked/overcooked bitter shit on a plate.

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

Force the kid to eat salad.

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

Do us a favor and throw a frag grenade in that room.

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

Id bet many dollarydoos that it has
literally 0 fiber
S. O. Y.
HFCS

Brody Bell
Brody Bell

I weep for the future and am grateful I don't have kids.

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Jose Hill
Jose Hill

Not that many dressings are high in fiber.

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

Then how can they advertise it as "eating more vegetables"

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

I don't think many kids eat salad even with dressings but they're suggesting they would with frosting.

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

having to trick children into eating normal food
Maybe if loser parents learned how to cook properly instead of relying on industrially manufactured goyfood their children wouldn't have to suffer through eating a bunch of dog shit on a plate.

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