Americans don't know what this is for

lol is that a bidet
fucking yuropoors can't even afford paper

Yeah it's obviously for being a giant faggot.

Do you have a loicense to be on this website?

What really? I use mine for coffee, why wouldn’t americans have them

I was very surprised that it's this uncommon for amerifats to drink tea or have a kettle

Well, Britain has no air conditioning, which is worse.

You could have had a Coke and a smile.

Counterpoint : I own an electric kettle

the spaghetti boiler?

Americans heat their water up in the microwave... Not joking

Obviously it is a fancy bucket

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we threw that gay shit into the harbor for a reason, and its harbor (not harbour, britnigger).

And the next thing you know you’re using spray on butter

Found one!

>tea drinking fags
lmfao
I bet you even put your pinky up like some sort of queer

When I want hot water I fill up my kettle with fresh cold spring water and boil it on my nice induction range lickety split, then let it cool for a variable amount of time depending on what I am going to brew.

British people are universally awful at making tea, you always steer it far too long and you use water which is too hot. It’s really pathetic that not a single British person can make your supposed national beverage.

You sound like a fag

Yeah, what would you use such a terrible kettle for?

No mostly I drink tim hortons eh
But when I want not shit coffee I make one myself

Learn to make tea. Or don’t, your new national dish is the salt lhassi.

Stainless steel jugs suck arse, fucking things are so loud the flaxniggers down the road can't hear their rap music when I try to make a cuppa.

dont lie, u microwave wave ur mug like every other american

You sound like a nonce

Americans have kuerig machines which have this built in I think.

We make coffee.

Because he is.

>I was very surprised that it's this uncommon for amerifats to drink tea or have a kettle
You must know that most Americans drink coffee. We use coffee makers of different types but coffee is king in 'Murica.

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>But when I want not shit coffee I make one myself
If you use an electric kettle then you're using instant coffee. Isn't that still shit coffee?

>tea kettle
Good job mutt

tea is for faggots

I have a tea kettle but I just use it to boil water faster for making rice on the stove.

Sausage cooker

>what is a french press

how to they make pot noodles?

Americans let kikes invade their government and now they pay them billions of dollars and states even made criticism of Israel illegal. All while you stupid faggots kept your guns. Whole lot of good that did you.

continue boiling your water with plastic and silicone you absolute mongoloid

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>go to US
>tap water tastes like pool water

MDE wasnt even joking

No, we use propane and flatter, wider that whistle

City water is full of chlorine because of all the shit people put in the sewage system they're not supposed to.

speaking of tea why do some people leave the teabag in their cup as they drink it.

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So it continues to get stronger. Personally, I take mine out.

>states even made criticism of Israel illegal
Name those states, nigger. Poor little autist is having a fit.

>what is a french press
A mini toilet bowl plunger to make coffee?

My gf does this it makes me sick, fucking savages

You mean 2-minute noodle? I like it for a snack and buy the ones that come pre-seasoned in a cup. Just poor boiling water in and let it cook.

No not really plungers use different physics

>To date, 27 states have adopted laws that are designed to discourage boycotts against Israel. Separately, the U.S. Congress is considering anti-boycott legislation as well
I dunno, listing them all might be annoying

Is that some sort of electric samovar?

i bought one of these to use for my instant noodles. They're pure shit. microwave is faster.

Stop culturally appropriating my language you dumb yank
Don't steal the language that was developed by my ancestors over hundreds of years, remove letters from it because American brains are too retarded to spell, and then tell me that I'm wrong.

It's a coffee pot dumbass

Why the fuck would Norway have air conditioning?

How do Mutts boil their water for instant coffee?

yeah, you're right. I'm just not a fan of it i guess.
I like coffee too sometimes
kek true

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Last time I posted that I had one in these threads some Aussie pointed out it took longer to boil water due to American standard outlets and called me a wattlet.
I think about it sometimes. Namely because I've never been shamed for something so mundane before, but also because I guess he's right.

What US city did you visit? My tap water is great. Tastes clean, it's crystal clear. Now when I was in Germany, yeah, I didn't drink your shitty tap water.

We have microwave ovens that heat up water faster.

So to make instant coffee, you put a jug of water in the microwave?

Europoors so fucking backwards they have to boil their water on a stove because sinks over there don't come with a hot water tap.

We have thing's called a stove. You wouldn't understand.

I don't drink instant coffee, that shit is disgusting. You just heat up some water in a pyrex measuring cup or a mug if you're lazy.
Why the fuck would you buy an additional appliance to do the same thing, but slower?

Oh, wow, a hockey puck thinks he'll join in and crush me with wrong info.

OK, faggot, let's go:

The SA nigger claimed this:
>states even made criticism of Israel illegal
"Illegal" being the key word, Canuck faggot.

But you posted:
>laws that are designed to discourage boycotts against Israel
Look up "illegal" in a dictionary, faggot. Get back to me when you understand basic definitions, hmm?

You also included this gem:
>Separately, the U.S. Congress is considering anti-boycott legislation as well
Again, look up the word "illegal." Plus, this was introduced but died.

As for the states, they are not laws. Jews are trying but they can't get around the 1st amendment. And we keep our guns for the day when these things may be forcibly enforced regardless of the law or Constitution.

Goddam. You make Canadians look fucking hopless.

Because you can switch it on and it will only turn off once it's boiled. Microwaving, you can only set a time and hope it will boil, before finding out it hasn't done, then put it on for more time.

Also, kettle is faster, at least if you don't have the cheapest shit in the store.

Microwave

Very primitive.

Awfully hot coffee pot
Lmao@your life m8

We also have microwaves, but using them to warm up water is disgusting

That makes no sense. It's a kettle.

Unless you have a shitty microwave it only takes a minute to warm up enough water for a hot beverage.
Most Americans drink coffee from automatic drip coffee makers (or at least they used to), so honestly the need to microwave water is minimal unless you're into tea.

Amerilard here, just woke up so taking my morning dump and drinking a heineken.

Might make some tea and show you primtards how to make tea america style

For making ramen

How is using a microwave "disgusting"?
It literally warms shit up with light.

Eurofag here, this is used for warming hotdogs over here. Just toss them in, turn it on and they'll be ready in no-time.

>Microwaving, you can only set a time and hope it will boil, before finding out it hasn't done, then put it on for more time.

Wat? Who doesn't know how many minutes their own microwave takes to boil water in a coffee cup or some other microwave safe vessel they always use?

Fucking Britbongs think everything is as complicated as avoiding cameras in London.

Do... do people seriously think we don't have kettles over here?

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It's uncivilised.

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This is the 110V thing isn't it.
You need about 2.5kW to boil 1.5l of water in a reasonable time. It's about 25 amps, so you're talking heavy duty wiring.

Saucepan on the stove works well too.

>Gets new cup
>Smaller than old one
>Puts microwave on same amount of time
>Takes out cup
>Stirs in shit coffee granules
>Gets spat boiling water all over his arms
>Drops cup
>Burns feet

>using electromagnetic waves in a metal cage to excite H20 molecules to the point of boiling

How fucking savage. You people didn't deserve the tea you dumped into the ocean.

No wonder why we burnt down your whitehouse

It changes the taste of things because of how it warms things up. That's why microwaved food tastes like shit.

>You need about 2.5kW to boil 1.5l of water in a reasonable time.

Why do you need to boil 1.5l of water at once? Laundry day?

So moving the goal posts is a logical argument to you?

>scares and confuses the brit

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Boiling Monster Energy drinks into a powder for snorting.

They fucking MICROWAVE water. Seriously I'm not joking.

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Even Iraq has 240 volts.

Imagine destroying a nation twice in war within 15 years and they can still boil water better than you can.

But i have one. You can get them on amazon prime for like 12 bucks or some shit

Your argument just got BTFO.

You think microwaving is just as good as an electric kettle. It's not even as good as boiling on the stove kek

It's a burger thermos with a gravy spout.