England 707 years old

England 707 years old
America 242 years old
Canada 151 years old
Australia 118 years old
Norway 113 years old
South Africa 109 years old
Russia 101 years old
Austria 100 years old
Poland 100 years old
Ireland 81 years old
Italy 73 years old
India 71 years old
Germany 70 years old
Korea 70 years old
Netherlands 64 years old

How come the rest of the world has no culture or history compared to us? Is it because Anglos are superior? Please explain yourselves

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lmao who cares

Tasmania 193 years old
Alberta 113 years old
New Mexico 107 years old
Moldova 27 years old
Kosovo 11 years old
Is the rest of the world even trying?

>england beginning in 1312 AD

WHAT were the crusades and what was the magna Carta?

Nova Scotia 306 years old
New Brunswick 234 years old
Massachusetts 231 years old
Macedonia 28 years old
Croatia 27 years old
Czech Republic 26 years old

Also what was the Norman invasion of 1066 AD and William the conquerer?

Mods are all butthurt tranny faggots

let's see

>English
spoken mostly by indians, many indian words keep getting added to the oxford dictionary
>cricket
played mostly by indians, now many british players play for IPL. imagine 100 years ago a white player playing for a team called "Chennai Super Kings", that happens today.
>LOOndon
ruled by a paki
>Commonwealth
co-chaired by India and Pakistan
>NHS
should be renamed to IHS (Indian Healthcare Service)
>The Crown
literally has a Indian diamond (Koh-i-Noor) on top of it.
>United States
ruled by an Judeo-Indian elite
>Canada
sikhs are bro-tier
>Australia
India beat Australia by 36 runs just 2 days ago

how can anglos even compete?

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Oxford 923 years old
Cambridge 810 years old
Harvard 383 years old
Yale 318 years old
Jarvis Collegiate High School in Toronto 212 years old
Romania 160 years old
Egypt 97 years old
Turkey 95 years old
Lebanon 75 years old
Slovenia 27 years old

Finland 102 years.

before that

Finland under russian occupation 200 years.

before that

finland part of sweden 600 years.

Finland has existed as a place over 4500 years.

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>Republican flag of Rhodesia
Disgusting republicans are left wing liberal nut job that hate God, hate Jesus, love Satan and are nigger loving race mixers
Reminder Lincoln the nigger lover was a republican you know who wasn't? Cecil Rhodes

Sub saharan africa
More than 50.000 years old
>Africa has more culture than leafs

That's impossible the mongol invasion was only 800 years ago

God created the world 6,000 years ago

The first german king was crowned in 843 AD.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_monarchs

Finnish forestpeople are way older than mongolian empire. Finnish language is over 5000 years old.

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>God created the world 6,000 years ago
Opinion discarded, thread is over.

Okay but you don't have a monarchy anymore
In fact your unified empire only existed in the 1870's and only lasted 40 years before it became a republic, and another 30 years later it got split in half, it wasn't until 30 years ago that modern Germany came into existence so technically you're not even 1/5 the age of Canada

It's a fact muhammed your fake Allah didn't create anything
There are no such thing as Finnish people
You're Mongolians which means youre an animal

okay i have to ask one thing
why do english people love legacy
england is the only place in the world where violent revolution or overthrowing of monarchy did not take place for thousand of years

france had french revolution
germany had german unification/nazi
china had communist
russia also had communist
india had mughal-maratha war
turkey had the name i forgot guy

how did english monarchy survive

France 1522 years old

It's ok tho, keep doing your dick swinging contest it's amusing.

nah, mongolians came way after other people.
Even the forest finns werent the original finns.

Ancient story tells that lizard people lived here, because it was all swampy. (word suomi translates into swamp-land)

And very conveniently in english we are called finns. People with fins maybe? :D

Isn't it weird that our genes differ so much from every other human species?

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Hungary is 1100 years old.

Because we aren't subhumans
We are civilized and peaceful that's why America had a revolution and a civil war and we never did, too many Germans there
Your on your fifth republic now Pierre shut the fuck up and let the real countries talk
No
No we aren't

imagine being this retarded

That was the last time the homeland was invaded.

Nearly 1000 years ago.

Unbeaten, unbroken, unconquered.

>England 707yrs old
>707
>2019 - 927 = 1092

We're nearly 1200 years old.

>real countries
Barely considered a country if you still have a foreign ruler on your currency. We've had wars that lasted longer than your country's entire existence.

We conquered france in 1945. You've been anglod and aryaned so much over the past 1000 years you're basically mutts.

Except by jews.

The British £, 1200 years old

>foreign
Canada is British clay like Gibraltar.
Do you think they appeared out of nowhere?
Their history is our history.

>British
The English pound.

THOSE MONKEYS ARE SPANISH!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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British

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>Not backed by STERLING silver
Don't equate that shit to the most successful currency in history.

Why are you so angry about currency, is it because you were hoist by your own petard

All the Spanish are monkeys, José.

>The Holy See, 33 AD-2019 AD
1986 years. Are you a Catholic, OP?

Imagine thinking 1066 was the last time we were invaded.

>Bank of England

>Canada Act was in 1982
Canada isn't even 40 years old get the fuck out of here LOL
>a fucking leaf

The rate your demographics are going we'll have more anglos in Benidorm than you will in London.

>GBP
stop digging a hole for yourself

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USA is the only relevant country. Rest of anglos are just bottom bitches to them.

>not having a brewery since 1040 AD
cultureless apes

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>Poland 100 years old
I smell bait, but there are genuine retards who really believe this, so just in case

You dumb fuck

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>Sterling
Sterling what?
Pound of what?

It would never have lasted 1200 years if it wasn't backed by anything.

>Hoppy swill
>Oxford and Cambridge
Fuck off hans.

>Russia 101 years old
>2019 - 862 = 1157

>Poland 100 years old
Canadian Education. Not even Wikipedia is that stupid.

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if i was a brit i would be outraged by being put in the same group with the mutts, the canadians and the australians.

It's no worse than an Englishman being put in the same group as the scotch.

OP seems to somehow count the abolition of monarchs or other major political upheavals as a reset on the clock, but also not the fall of the USSR, which would make Russia only 28 years old

tldr op is a faggot

wow you know absolutely nothing about our history

YOUR FILTHY ANGLO '''CULTURE''' STANDS UNMATCHED TO THE SANDS OF TIME

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Portugal has 889 years

Who was Oliver Cromwell and why did he behead a monarch a century before the frogs and burgers revolted?

>Being this retarded
You know Ireland is literally more ancient than Egypt, just because it took a while to give the Anglo the boot doesn't mean we didn't exist until then you brainlet.
>Canadian education everyone
Say it with me:
>A fucking LEAF

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I visited italy a few years ago and had dinner in a 1000 year old villa. guberment != existence of nation

scots have a rich culture and history. you should be honoured.

I know, poor Scots having to be compared to Anglos

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And you were conquered by FRENCH BULLS.
No need to cry, norman rape baby.

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Oy vey angry canado-cuck didn't had a chance to eat today so he's full of RAGEEEE.
ekekekekeke

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Bagpipes, whisky and tartan skirts are English inventions. We let the scotch have them because we think they're shit.

france is older

Cry more, anglocuck. Your language got FRENCH'D since 1066, as well as your women. Thanks to us, you have a non zero amount of culture.

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>Citation needed

>India 71 years old
>God created the world 6,000 years ago
>leaf

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Bulgaria - 1338 years of history. (1387 if you count Old Great Bulgaria

You are speaking his language tho

ፋክ ዩር ካልቸር ሊፍ

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yea but weren't their royalty supposed to inherit the throne of France also at some stage in history ?
that would mean France is legit English clay
And French people mere subjects like any other englishman, scotman, welsh, and the likes of them.

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Poland is over a 1000 years old

I think the only one you got right is the USA, dumbass.

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>Russia 101 years old
because there was no Russian Empire before the russian civil war started

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Eu falo também tua linguagem de bacalhau, Joachim. Não quer dizer que Portugal é superior, ao contrário vós não sabeis falar outra língua que não seja parecida com vômito de árabe.

From a history point of view, England is nothing but the autistic offspring of France, that went on to have a somewhat as successful life.

English is a perfect mutt language, made for stupid Americans. It's not even real, just a mix of German, French, and some leftover Nordic grunting.

English royalty was French from 1066 till the end of the war of the roses. Plantagenet dynasty was french, England was merely a land of inbred alcoholics of no importance for their French rulers.

>Austria 100 years old
because Austria didn't dominate the HRE that has been gone for more than 100 years
>Poland 100 years old
because Poland wasn't a major regional power in Europe before being partioned a few hundred years ago
>Germany 70 years old
because there was no Germany before Hitler died?
>Korea 70 years old
Kore existed over 1000 years ago, my dude
>Norway 113 years old
though under danish rule for a long time, they too existed for much longer
>Croatia 27 years old
They were under a personal union with hungary in the middle ages, so they had to exist before that, didn't they?

Where did you get your history education? The back of a cornflakes box?

What makes you think that Tasmania is 193 years old? What’s the logic behind this?

Same for Ireland.
Structures there dating from before the pyramids where built in Egypt.
Literally 4000-5000+ years old and this leaf thinks that because the current state came into existence 81 years ago that it also means the Irish did too.

She’s not a foreigner she’s an anglo Canada is an Anglo country

No I’m a human being

You’re right more like 30 years since you gained your independence

The Portuguese republic only came into existence in the 20th century though

>we
>that flag
How’s LONDONDERRY papist cunt?

You're an idiot.

>United States
>ruled by an Judeo-Indian elite
lmao

>Cucknadia
Winning by letting your enemies defeat you is not a culture, leaf

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>707 years

England is much older than 707 years. A guy named Athelstan was the first King of the Anglo-Saxons to unify all of the seven kingdoms of the heptarchy into a unified state and crown himself the King of the English in 927 AD.

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>1066

Older than that, maple nigger.

Oh my fucking God a Canadian, OF COURSE.

Ireland is far older than the bastard state that bears its name. 3000 year old skeletons and tombs older than the pyramids are Ireland, I know poems 10x older than "The Republic of Ireland"
Faggot Paki Indian is a British plant like every other bureaucrat on the island.
If Ireland be conquered now—or what would be worse—if she fails to fight, it will certainly not be the fault of the people at large, of those who form the rank and file of the nation. The failure and fault will be that of those who have assumed to take the office of commanding and conducting the march of a people for liberty without, perhaps, having any commission from nature to do so, or natural right, or acquired requisite. The general population of this island are ready to find and furnish everything which can be demanded from the mass of a people—the members, the physical strength, the animal daring, the health, hardihood, and endurance. No population on earth of equal amount would furnish a more effective military conscription. We want only competent leaders—men of courage and capacity—men whom nature meant and made for leaders. . . These leaders are yet to be found. Can Ireland furnish them? It would be a sheer and absurd blasphemy against nature to doubt it. The first blow will bring them out. . .

In the case of Ireland now there is but one fact to deal with, and one question to be considered. The fact is this—that there are at present in occupation of our country some 40,000 armed men, in the livery and service of England; and the question is—how best and soonest to kill and capture these 40,000?. . .

Meanwhile, however, remember this—that somewhere, and somehow, and by somebody, a beginning must be made. Who strikes the first blow for Ireland? Who wins a wreath that will be green for ever? J. F.Lalor.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Fintan_Lalor

Bulgaria is 1387 yo.
Never changed its name.

BULGARYA burried the Romans, the Ottomans, the Communists, and we will burry the EU.

So in your mind the Queen of England is Canadian? It's either that or you're still English. Nationality is a legal/political designation. Anglo is a racial term and has nothing to do with your nationality, especially considering you're in the Americas the "melting pot" nonsense and all.

>even the poo remembered my flag
thank you pajeet

Lel that salt

Lol anglo salt tastes the best.
fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffroy_V_d'Anjou

French bull breeding anglo maids.