Why are Brits so hated by Europeans?

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Bantz too good

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They can't handle the bants.

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Because we built the greatest empire the world has ever seen while sabotaging their efforts to compete with us, both within Europe and outside of it.

It's pure jealousy.

Well Latin is connected to old italic, which is connected to the Greek chalkidikean dialect. Makes sense people would ask that about English, we and the Phoenicians had contact with the isles anyway

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>while sabotaging their efforts to compete
>It's pure jealousy.

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i happen to like the bongs tbf.

Germans don't understand humour enough to shitpost. You could make a post insulting Brits or some way and try to pass it off as humourous though.

Other countries are irrelevant, only USA is more relevant these days.

Overall though we come second on the leader board before the USA on everything.

Safe, want to lob empty peroni bottles at EU parliament?

Luv me a peroni. Lush.

Brits are the jews of europe

ok bong

you just don't get krautism

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>Why are the English crybabies?

Luv Europe
Ate the EU

simple as

England is a city

Ay

That fucking tea. I watched some tv show last night and BAM BAM BAM, there was the fucking milk in the teacup.

We never will and don't want to, go suck merkels grey minge flaps you humourless europrick.

this desu

Irish here.
Does Scotland even have people?
Lemme know plez

>we built the greatest empire the world has ever seen
a frozen waste, a desert-island where you dumped prisoners, some islands filled with niggers, south africa which was gifted to you to keep falling into french hands and you refused to give back and subsequently flooded with niggers while genociding the whites, a subcontinent of street shitters
and america, which rebelled when it was weak as shit and you couldn't even do anything to stop it

truly the greatest empire the world has ever seen lmao, couldn't even keep some potatoniggers in check

Seems about right to me? Silly foreigners.

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you folks are one of the greatest nations that ever walked on this earth, but you're total weirdos and sometimes absolute simpletons

it's almost surreal that so much technical and artistic accomplishment can so smoothly coexist with such idiotic sense of humor

Lower class brits are barely human and high class brits are superior

by brits i mean ANGLOS

you literally just described "banter"

>Irish
>Flag
Get back home, Mick.

England is a city. Dirty city. Filthy city.

>Whats Northern Ireland?
C'mon lad you can do better

Swedes get confused when you get to choose between 2 things

nightmarish prison island

the only thing that makes someone high class in the UK is if you speak like a fag

Most of those questions are moronic
>y England have too flag
Not even Americans are this retarded

>Norn Iron
I'm sorry

Lower class brits are barely human and high class brits are not human at all
>ftfy

We send warbands to cause trouble in every country under the name of 'footbal fans' so naturally everyone has a bad opinion of us but generally respects our military might when talking about Europe alone.

Alright you're forgiven

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Only the German, Spanish and Italian ones are anything close to being 'hateful'. Don't see what the issue is desu.

>Εnglish is a greek dialect
based

cause they cry about how they are the greatest but all they have is some shitty arabic island lol

and the Portuguese one...y'know Britain's supposed best ally

Amen.

Love every Righty european.
Hate every Lefty european.

Heck I'm part french! Hate me all you like Pierre, I'm going to hug you until you like it!!

krautism kek

The fuck is wrong with your flour?

>speak like a fag
Ironically foreign women love RP British accents, Dutch girls who are normally rude and direct get wet and shy when they hear me speak. Stay mad Gijs.

Based European frenship

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that would've been funny if they hadn't conquered half of the world and hadn't made their language de facto lingua franca of the planet

idk man

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>Εnglish is a greek dialect
This is even more amusing coupeld with the fact that Greek tourists speak less English than even Chinese tourists here.

>cause they cry about how they are the greatest
Literally nobody ever says that, all British people think Britain is a bit shit. Unless you are confused as to what the word "Great" in Great Britain means. Perhaps that is the source of Euro butthurt over Britain, they think we put the word Great in the country name to brag?

nobody outside of england speaks in RP, retard

Disgusting.

I fucking hate the potato niggers and this makes it so much worse.

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>Love every Righty european.
>Hate every Lefty european.

It's not as clear cut as that, Europeans who are pro socialism but own guns and are racist

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>Why is British flour so strange
Eh? Is it?

That pic is the Anglo's doing...
>A fucking leaf

FUCK ENGLAND

based Frenchman

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The correlation between flags and their responses is astonishing

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based frog

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this. Brits are jews

Literally less Jews here than France

I don't get why some of you englishs think that this land in france was won through war, I mean, you know it was inherited.. right ?

France got integrated jews and ashnekazi jews, that's the diference. france is also the masonic capital of world

We burned the Putain d'Orléans, how does that make you feel?

geg

you're still gay though

>d'orléans
5 words in you are already wrong

also
>yeah we burned a cannonized saint how does that make you feel hurr durr

>y'know Britain's supposed best ally
>Betray us at any possible time
>WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN OUR PUPPET NOT LIKE US
God, how I hate the british.

>cannonized saint
This is meaningless when the church that cannonised her kisses refugee feet and engages in other next level judaic cuckery on a daily basis

Give back Madelaine Pedro

>Ernst Lissauer (16 December 1882 in Berlin – 10 December 1937 in Vienna) was a German-Jewish poet and dramatist remembered for the phrase Gott strafe England ("May God punish England"). He also created the Hassgesang gegen England, or "Song of Hate against England".[1]

>thinking that an englishmen can even have honour

the family wasn't even english either, they were norman

>a German-Jewish poet and dramatist remembered for the phrase Gott strafe England
kek thanks for this info

Give back Rhodesia, John.

>what happens now is in the same context as thing 650 years ago

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they do that to every one of their allies
you, the greeks, us, the polish
you never ally the british

One thing is for sure, our skilled longbowmen at Agincourt were more honourable than your pleb tier crossbowmen

retards will say that they were scandinavian too so that it wouldnt count

>Give back Rhodesia
what?

pink map, best map

Didn't the Latin alphabet take half of the letters of their alphabet straight off the Attic Greek one, the most common amongst Greeks?

of course! they came from your island

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We never liked the catholic church mate, arguments based on the vatican being some divine authority don't work on us

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Fuck all froggy cunts, fuck them all the way to agincourt. Enjoy your new notre damemuhammed multi-faith centre..

>Berlin Conference
>We get what's now Rhodesia
>Brits tell us it's theirs, or they declare war on us
>Even though we've been allied for centuries
We hate you fuckers for some reason, perfidious albion.

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>never
>goes to crusade anyway 20 years prior to the events

but we're conversing in English, not in Dutch right?

VOC was cool, but far more than cheese eating and bicycle-riding is needed to make billions of foreigners learn your language

warum weißt du sowas

Yeah they can have that whole region lmao. Though I doubt Rhodesia would have existed in the same form it did if it had been a Portugese colony

because they look inbred

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I've posted this thread so many times in the past and it only gets three (You)s and here you are, getting a full thread going.

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Stop crying pedro. Your country would be even more irrelevant without us. Maybe we should have let spain take you? Or france? Thank the big british cock for saving you.

Imagine not being British though, literally everything is a joke and bants, fucking love being British.

wouldnt have been whites in the first place, I think -minus the colonial elite-.

the Perfidious Albion is the antagonist of history