PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BRINGING HOME THE BACON EDITION /ptg/

even for Jow Forums, this entire post is cancer

Eat shit faggot

Michibros vote for our big John James for senate

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JUST

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CAVUTO CALLS IRAN TANKER ATTACK A “FALSE FLAG”

SAYS TIMING IS TOO COINCIDENTAL

I'd still take niggers over sandniggers

YOU BOKE EARLY

I'M TELLING

>incoherent ESL tantrums in /ptg/ due to Mexico deal and assorted winning
>incoherent ESL tantrums on /a/ due to Fumino losing in BokuBen
Everyone's mad, this is great.

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Just you wait. Her campaign hasn't invested in a good set of knee pads yet.

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I don't believe you.

Again? Okay.

youtube.com/watch?v=7zwPRGbmrow

Doubt it

>Fact Checker's Database
oh wait, you're serious

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>What has happened today? How have threads been?
Iran tried to blow up a couple of oil tankers. Pretty comfy until /sg/ showed up to explain why Iran didn't tried to blow up a couple of oil tankers.

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Then i guess I've got bad news for you. This will happen in every thread touching

DRUMPF

with as much as a 10-foot pole. Literally every thread I will make sure of it. It's a promise.

Who gives better head? Her or Gillibrand?

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DAILY REMINDER JOHN MCCAIN IS STILL DEAD

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Update on the Rubashkin situation? #maga

>whynotboth.gif

Yes. I am actually serious.

>Pretty comfy until /sg/ showed up to explain why Iran didn't tried to blow up a couple of oil tankers.

They're using 1PBTID waves, which is hilarious!

A government agency recommended that KAC be removed from federal service because of her alleged repeated violations of the Hatch Act. A recommendation that was met by a prompt "fuck off" from the White House. And the spooks are trying to escalate tensions with Iran by having an anonymous DoD say that they have evidence that Iran was behind the recent tanker attacks.

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It's still a nigger no matter how you look at it, but at least regular niggers don't explode for the most part.

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Is only joke, why you heff to me mad? THanks though friend. Also thanks for the vid, fun to watch. America's reall fucking dum now with suicide bombings and self-immolation. Very progressive.

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oof and yikes

you think too highly of yourself, but please beat your head against that wall

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>tfw you have to babysit more Sandniggers

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He just said it live...the neocon he had on attacked him for saying it

nah, you're just bored
same tbqh

I...I..I..LO....LO..LOV...LOVE...K-K-KELLY .. ANN

>Everyone's mad, this is great.
Trump presidency summed up in a few words.
Feels good man.

I take that as an invitation to keep up my efforts.

That hatch act is to keep the mailman from shilling for Bernie while he's on the job, it's not to prevent a paid white house shill from doing the Sunday shows.

>Very progressive.
VERY PROGRESSIVE

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>or we will leave
Bye Felicia

>that moment before his casket was placed in when he was being pulled to the ground with a force stronger than the armed guards could handle
>those confused glances at each other as the devil was pulling him down to hell

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SARAH SANDERS RESIGNS AT END OF MONTH

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>Mexico’s Militarized Response to the Migrant Crisis is Starting to Look A Lot Like Trump’s
>news.vice.com/en_us/article/mb8ke8/mexicos-militarized-response-to-the-migrant-crisis-is-starting-to-look-a-lot-like-trumps
First good headline to ever come out of Vice.

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NEW TWEETS
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1139263781144596486
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1139263782142787585
NEW TWEETS
SARAH OUT

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NEW

SARAH IS OUT

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1139263781144596486

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Good, at least our boats will be ramming enemy mines instead of each other.

This will never get old, unlike McCain, who is dead.

This sounds completely implausible to me. Isn't Neil a never Trumper?

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BRING BACK SPICER

Satan always collects his due.

>i'm serious
Thanks for giving me a good chuckle.

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Take it however you want, it changes nothing.

>Migrant Crisis
how is it a crisis?
it's a bunch of shitbags that think they deserve free shit if they walk norte

Yeah which is why I was so stunned. I guess if he sees it, everyone does

Seek help

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>I WILL TEACH THEM

IT'S TIME

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*banging head against wall* I WANT MUH KELLY ANN !!!

Downvote this degeneracy:
youtube.com/watch?v=HXsEpa1XjqI

GET
FUCKING
READY

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Hopefully she can kill Acosta on her way out.

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I could not help but notice that those nails were very disordely laid out.

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Damn it, she was good!!!

>pork free menus
Lmao. Ass salami bacon. Please leave.

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WE WANT SPICE DADDY BACK!

NOW!

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maybe she'll lose weight with all the free time now

MILFtards on suicide watch. Lel at the WH not caring. Also Iran has very good reason to help sabotage oil and transport in and out of the area like they were attempting to do with Yemen. When there is less opposition oil flowing like when they attacked SA oil, then they make more money with supply down. Producers like them have big difficulty producing cheaply like freer markets so they need higher prices. Low prices are pinching lots of antiwestern governments.

It sucks.

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Thanks, Jan. That's a lot better.

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SCARAMUCCI INBOUND

>BRING BACK SPICER

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That sucks

By fattie lel

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what’s with the white power sign?

>how is it a crisis?
By sheer volume.

>tfw cattle were used as loading animals for plowing and transport and were thus too valuable to slaughter so pork has been a staple of the American kitchen for centuries
>tfw some muzzies are mad

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BRING BACK THE SPICE DADDY

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YES, like carrot cake.

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The only reason she won her race was so that Californians could be rid of her.

>Stealth Swiss posting

To be expected from a fellow /elite/.

>crisis
it's an attempted invasion
to call it anything else is to be disingenuous

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is _______?

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Im not an annoying fuck..im really funny and muh KELLY ANN!!!!

Fuck no

Is Arkansas having a governor election soon or was Trump just being nice there?

>those thighs

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Reminder that leftists WILL NOT LET SARAH GET A NEW JOB

F

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Also thanks m8, sorry for being scatterbrained.

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