I'm gonna miss Sarah. Who will be the new Press Sec?
Someone with elevated pain tolerance so that they can stomach giving the absolute shitshow that is Donald
DRUMPF
a positive spin (which is next to impossible). Daily. On live television.
In other words, someone who drinks heavily at home or will start doing so on day one of this horrible job.
We can hope.
Bring back Scaramucci that dude is boss
>3.5 years
>took office 2.5 years ago
time machine confirmed
Shit
We need mooch back. Biggest mistake was firing him.
Rent free ex dee
Whoever it is is going to have to be prepared for instant, unfair, bullshit ridicule from the celebrity-industrial-complex.
>Whoever it is is going to have to be prepared for instant, unfair, bullshit ridicule from the celebrity-industrial-complex.
HH for press sec
WTF I'm Ridin with Biden nau
Kim Kardashian
BRING BACK THE MUCC
That would be amazing. I support this.
Based fpbp. Why is the based post always the first based post
3 1/2 years? Can Trump math?
I woukd muff dive that bitch so hard. Shes nice n plump. I have a thing for ugly girls in my fantasy life
Do you know the difference between verbs and nouns?
Bring in the Mooch. I just hope it's not the deputy press secretary
Sarah isn't resigning of her own accord. Much like Sleepy Jeff she will be replaced with a far more no-nonsense person. The purge is coming, and she is too innocent to be involved in this any further. You will see them later with a redemption Arc, but for now, The fourth of July will have some REAAAAAAAAL fireworks. With people scattering all over looking for cover, burned alive.
Thats right, Trump's about to pull the drain plug.
Assange. That’s why he’s being extradited
Dis nigga dreamin. Redemption arc. Please dude. The flood of spics will not end.
Get ahead the curve and get a Mexican waifu. A Mexifu.
The trump agenda is being stopped by a lot of really powerful people. To combat them you need strong men. Sarah needs to go. Shes too delicate. Once she's gone, it's open season. And when that happens, border's closed, niggers.
I want to live in that timeline
yes
Adios Sasquatch, ya fucking mutt.
She was working with them before she bacame press secretary
Kim is gonna be the new speaker. They're testing her out now. And then Kanye and Jared Kusnher will battle for influence over trump.
Sargon
me too.
I hope it's Milo
that would bit lit