Any tips for a Polish tourist dear 'Muricans?

Off chance this time of year, BUT, if there are any rodeos in the Midwest along the way, check it out. Get a funnel cake (super bad for you but a good treat), and watch the show. Mutton busting is particularly funny

Best advice you could possibly get is to avoid niggers. “Never relax” is not a meme, stay alert.

Fellow flyover here. Mutton busting is fun to watch.

If you get the chance and are swinging through Springfield, MO, go to the Bass Pro world headquarters and check out the Wonders of Wildlife Museum and Aquarium. It's a pretty cool experience

Yeah we're planning to visit a rodeo in Texas, will keep in mind the Mutton Busting.

this makes no sense. NYC is is in the north east. Yellow stone is practically in Canada. LA is southern california. You cant travel south from NYC and go to yellowstone.

LA? Why are you going to Mexico?

If you're looking to stop at a gas station in a city and you see lots of barbed wire or razor wire topped fences, barred windows, and black people hanging around just keep driving. That's the bad part of town. Stick to well lit gas stations with very bright lights and lots of people in them. If the locals aren't even stopping at that gas station then you know something is wrong.

NEVER RELAX AROUND BLACKS

East coast and South have all the niggers.

The desert parts are pretty chill until you hit CA.

enjoy our shitty run down roadside motels. I left a few bed bugs for you buddy.

Ok, I know it's cliche, BUT. Hit a range where you can rent guns and also buy yourselves some cowboy boots. Justin's or Ariats (I prefer Ariats).

Stay away from New Orleans

So your starting in a Latino and nigger bell holegoing through a nigger hell hole and ending in a latino nigger hell hole. Grand.
I suggest starting in Portland Maine and touring the northern US to Portland Oregon. You'd see the majestic beauty of America with minimal niggers.

stand the fuck out of chicago...you polaks are worst than the blacks and browns

You from Kansas?

Never stop on MLK boulvard

Driving which way I-80?

Visit Zoos. The one in Omaha is amazing

You should be fine across the middle of the country. The people in flyover states are nice.
Keep an eye on the weather, though. We get a lot of storms this time of year.

the more north you go, the more whites

Yep, make sure to stop in a Minnesota and visit all the Mosques after you get done watching white meth whores get railed by Niggers in New York, PA and OH and right after you put your boat on a Ferry in order to avoid going within 100 miles of Detroit. After Minnesota make sure to beat some women with the drunken Indians of the Dakotas, fuck some children with the Mormons of Montana and Idaho and finally enjoy the tuna and cheese smell of the Oregonian Rainbow girls. Sounds grand.

Shoot guns, a lot of ranges rent guns. Don’t relax around blacks (ps. there isn’t many outside of a few places). You should have no problems with people outside the inner city more or less, midwestern people are noted for being very friendly. Generally people will say hi or nod when passing to acknowledge your existence and may strike up conversation if you are sitting near them on a bench or something. Stay out of the tourist traps if you want “real” America. Also go camping or kill something, the entire middle section of the country is wilderness.

This.
The one in St. Louis is damn good (and free)..only problem is, well..
You have to go to St. Louis to see it

We're basically going south to Texas, then north to Yellowstone then loop-de-loppoing a lot into Cali to LA. We're planned for spending a month in USA.
To see how bad it really is, is my reason.
Will do, what's a good price for those?
I'm going through 17 states I'm just showing 3 waypoints basically. Don't worry I will see a lot of your country not just the mixed race hellholes.
Nah we're doing some loops from north to south to north. Basically from NY to TX to Yellowstone to NV to Los Angeles.

> in order to survive,
Keep your hands on the steering wheel.

I-80 would be a good default choice. Tons of things to see and do along the way. You could spend weeks if you wanted. 100% safe. You'll probably find a lot of other foreign tourists all along the way.

If you take I-70, get ready to be very bored through the middle of the country.

Try to spend as little money as possible

Dixie here. Can confirm rodeos are great fun and about as "america" as it gets.

Please post route map

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I bet you love going abroad. the US is a good portion of an entire continent...try seeing a little more of it before you shit on it. also youre a faggot and can fuck off somewhere else

>American tour
>skips 100% of Dixie

This is a typical European misconception. I worked at a theme park. Many times Europeans would explain their itinerary to me and I would try to explain to them that they need to recalibrate the plan. Two things throw them off. 1. Miles, 2. Topography. Even when they believe they have the distance worked out, they have unrealistic ideas about the vast differences in terrain and the challenges it brings.

figure 8 races is as american as it gets. you'll need to find some off the map county fairgrounds for those.

Cheapest you'll likely spend on NEW cowboy boots that are good is around $150. $200 isn't uncommon for Ariats or Justin's.
That being said, just about every boot store (aside from some mall bullshit) will have an absolute pile of clearance boots (they're gonna quit selling that style or need to make room for more) that you can find half off sales on.

>Visiting the South in the Summer

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>I bet you love going abroad
Not really
>try seeing a little more of it before you shit on it
Been to 38 states, the country is a shadow of what it once.

>Yellowstone.
You'll be going pretty close to my town.
People from Idaho and Utah tend to be very friendly and like talking to tourists from other countries. Las Vegas is worth taking a look at.
If you go out the East entrance of Yellowstone, the Buffalo Bill museum is pretty great.

Stay away from streets named after fruits or letters

Had a crush on a barrel racer in highschool
Goddamn she was cute and those thighs though

Do not talk to black people, they'll try and fuck with you and if you come off as too naive they'll steal your shit.

Make sure you take PrEP so you don't get HIV.

>Colorado/Utah
>south
what

>Minnesota and visit all the Mosques
Only Milwaukee
>after you get done watching white meth whores get railed by Niggers in New York, PA and OH
You have obviously never been near pennsyltucky retard
>and right after you put your boat on a Ferry in order to avoid going within 100 miles of Detroit.
10 miles out of city center is safe as fuck. Novi, Northville all wonderful towns where the Red wings players live.
>After Minnesota make sure to beat some women with the drunken Indians of the Dakotas, fuck some children with the Mormons of Montana and Idaho and finally enjoy the tuna and cheese smell of the Oregonian Rainbow girls. Sounds grand.
Sounds like you know fuck all about America

Or MLK jr.

why the fuck would you want to travel to the US in this day and age, the fuck is wrong with your dumb polak head?

May as well just go tour russia east to west.

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Get out.

>People from Idaho and Utah tend to be very friendly and like talking to tourists from other countries.
Only for Europeans. The rural folks in Idaho are practically full blown 1488. On their local newsites the comments are just like Jow Forums. Even the white women are pro gun and anti-immigration.

Also, Kansas is fucking gay and should be avoided at all costs

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>>Minnesota and visit all the Mosques
>Only Milwaukee

That's a fruit named agter a bunch of letters. Don't be redundant.

Numbers as well, especially above 100. In socal, go to the tourist spots in LA county and nothing else. Stay in Orange County, especially the southern portions.

Go see Mount Rushmore it’s a fantastic monument of what we once where also if you are Montana fill up on huckleberrys the best fruit in this country try to avoid the cities

Enjoy. I never drove east to west. Youll have a good time. Stop drinking/partying at 2am and youll be fine.

Visit every Martin Luther King Blvd. huge tourist attraction in every city

You're going right by one of my favorite strip clubs in Montana. Teasers in Three Forks.
It's just a friendly atmosphere with really pretty country girls who will joke and chat with you as well as being fully nude.
I like it much better than the Vegas strip clubs where the girls are more model looking, but very money hungry.

Mean. Always avoid.

Seconded, but once you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all.
Try to pick the one in the biggest city.

Of you drive through Indiana at all Watch for the big ass potholes we have

We don’t need any dead poles on our hands.

>god fearing people
The only thing niggers are afraid of is the cops

You need longer than a month to accomplish that. I've done Texas to Colorado and back in a week and felt rushed.
Same with Texas to DC and back along the coast in a week - Felt rushed on that too.
I would recommend 6 to 10 weeks for your route for maximum enjoyment.

When you drive through Martin Luther King Jr boulevard make sure to lock your doors

>don't talk to any nigger or hobo tying to stop you while getting in and out of a store or your vehicle

>Sounds grand.
Sounds Jewish.

I've made that trip many times.

If you want fun, take Interstate 10 (I-10 as we call it). It will take you from Jacksonville Fl (I live here) to Los Angeles in a near straight shot, but follows the Texas, Mexican border. There's some good towns along the way:

Biloxi, Ms. Lots of gambling. The HardRock Casino there is only a decade old and pretty nice.

New Orleans
I'm sure you've heard of it.

Houston
Fattest city in the country but amazing BBQ

Fucking nothing in New Mexico

Tuscon, Arizona. Nothing there. If you want to make a detour, go north to Flagstaff. Lots of microbreweries there.

I'm warning you, stay out of California. There is absolutely no reason to go there.

If you take I-40, that is about 200 miles north of I-10 and is the most boring fucking drive in the world.

Too bad you're a little early for state fair season. Besides that, hit some weird roadside attractions.
Third. Be careful, especially in the larger cities in the midwest. All the hatred here has a foundation in reality.

Was going to say this, but frankly, there's so many brown people in this country now that will kill you for sport it's best to just avoid contact with non-whites altogether. In all seriousness, if any non-white approaches you on the street, do not make eye contact and keep moving. They will ask you for money and attack you if you've engaged with them and do not give them any.

Stay out of providence for the 10 minutes you're in RI

>>/trv/

I love talking to them. They always ask for money for some made up shit like gas or food. I pull out a $20 and ask "Its not for booze is it?" "Uh uh naw uh nawsir I dont do that stuff" then tell em "too bad my money's for alcohol".

Had a guy smile one time and say yeah it was so I gave him the beer money.

Yeh if you ever come to the uk there’s a really cool lawnmower museum in kelvedon, Essex

Be sure to stop at the corner of MLK and Caesar Chavez to experience a real slice of americana.
Haha jk poleanon, you do this and you'll probably die.

have fun in the states. avoid the groid and you should be fine. go to a shooting range or something and rent a gun and plink a bit. get the full freedom experience.

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>why the fuck would you want to travel to the US in this day and age
Race war soon.

I’m always scared if I say no that they’ll jump me.

I used to play around with them until one tried to rob me at knifepoint (mexcriment)

I hope you enjoy McDonalds next exit signs.

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yeah. co and utah are thoroughly pozzed at this point, plus utah has shit beer bc jesus or some shit.

he'll get the "full freedom experience" when they fondling his testicles at the airport for conteaband or get shot by a cop for not hand stand walking backwards towards him and get sent back to pooland in a coffin.

fucking wasting money going to your shithole when there are so many other great countries to visit.

Based and dubbed.

dont try to bribe police they will fuck you up

Mount Rushmore was never anything more than a tourist trap. Worse yet, the Crazy Horse huckster crap

Make friends with black people, they're very friendly, don't believe the racists

Avoid non whites and especially niggers, most whites outside of major urban centers are very willing to help others and especially tourists

why are you so upset?

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Be nice, be friendly, be kind. If you do this people will treat you the same way.

Also avoid black/Hispanic neighborhoods, especially at night. Stick to the northern states, they are more white. Stay away from large cities on the coasts.

This. Don’t act like the typical naive Kumbaya European. Danger lurks everywhere.

Cracker barrel is flavorless boomer slop, even mcdonalds is better