BRIGHT FLASH JUST 3 MINUTES AGO IN RIVERSIDE, CA

A very bright flash lit my house up in this very sunny part of the day. It came from the East (Arizona area, presumably). Brighter than fucking lightening. WTF? Pic unrelated.

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Oh shit a bright just flew over my flash

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Hopefully you're getting nuked

Ah, a fellow Inland Empire bro. You're a faggot

Sorry OP that was me I was testing my new flashlight. It works well btw thanks for asking.

>MR HICKEY THERE IS NO CERAMICS ON THE ROOF
>IF THERE WERE CERAMICS ON THE ROOF IT WOULD MEAN THE TOILET BOWL ITSELF HAS EXPLODED
>THESE FECAL LEVELS ARE FROM A LEAK IN THE TANKWATER
>NO, YOU ARE DELUSIONAL.

WTF IS THAT GREEN ASS LEMON and buy a ak47 or non lethal shit it might be antifa or nigs niggin

Please to excuse me. Thank you come again.

It's high atmospheric nuke testing. Happens in PA over here.

FUCK YOU... where were you about 8 minutes ago? I was cooking in kitchen and bright fucking flash this might be related.
I really don't know WTF it is. No sound.
I really REALLY thought it was a nuke. I stood paralyzed in absolute fear for a minute, expecting the burn of the sun.

That's not the burn of the sun. The core is open. It exploded. Your face.

>unfortunately, there is a fatal flaw with all POOBMK reactors
>When the ceramic plunger was inserted' it failed to lower reactor pootivity, due to an abundance of poodon in the bowl core
>this flaw in the design had been noted, unfortunately nobody in India knows how to read
>It was our eyes that caused Poonoblye

>delusionalposter.jpg

Oh you didn't know? Commifornia genetically engineered all lemons to be green as symbolic of their commitment to a new, green, progressive, brave new world order user.

Meteorite

We're coming up on the Beta Taurids, so you'll probably see more of them

Batman here.
Flash is gay.

Fuck! I'm waiting to do more research for any reports about this incident (which is absolutely is, I don't know what it was, but my fucking kitchen lit up) later, once more reports are in.
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Jesus Christ just flew over my house, tribulation is happening, repent sinners!

Its DESTIN

This happens when an electrical transformer blows. Happend the other night near my house. Made it daytime for a second or two.

Oh shit a blight just flew over my fash

it's a lime user

The jews

That plate looks disgusting!
Where is the meat?
I don't eat potato tacos

Oh shit the sun just flew over my house

Loox jewish

r8 my dins anons

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Three white dots beyond kb, what are ?

I saw it in Utah too.
nuke testing maybe

for the aesthetic

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Hello my fellow posters, Kentucky reporting in. Was just a moonshine still explosion reflecting off precipitation over the rockies. Nothing to see here.

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homeless reaction in cali went critical.

>tranny keyboard
>leaf flag
Hmmmmm you wouldn't want a dick in your ass now would you?

nah. Still love u tho, no homo

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Earthquake incoming

SHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIIT
Cut it in half and show it's yummy interior!
>3 burritos
Serious carbo loading

i dont see the steak

Project Green Jeans.
Screencap this.

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OH SHIT A FLASHLIGHT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>3.6 street shits. Not great, not terrible.

Love you to. No homo

Deluxe breakfast burritos, with guac

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>"HOL UP MUHFUGGA, GIBZ DAT BOW REETO NOW! DAS ON PIRU, BLUH!!!!!!"
No news yet!???? wtf?
It has shrimp

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Aussie capeshit but also kek