What are some Jow Forums approved haircuts? I just came back from barbershop, asked for ancient Slavic haircut but it seems they messed up a bit
Jow Forums haircut
Joshua Foster
Dylan Lewis
lol
Gavin Wood
very short on sides, number 1 or 0 clipper guard, long or longish on top slicked back or parted.
look at all the nazi photos and get that sort of haircut.
you will look professional and 1488
Alexander Bailey
Why do Eastern Slavs constantly get this fucking fringe ?
Aiden Ortiz
PFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF
Caleb Gutierrez
This is a joke right? It has to be, you’re like 16 get off this site
Connor Gray
The stereotypical "nazi haircut" is a medium to low fade on the sides and parted or swept back on top. That's what I had for a long time and it was pretty decent
William Ortiz
Tits?
Carter Lopez
Christian Brown
Ahaha what a fucking dork
Michael Thomas
nigger where is the rest of your head
Jeremiah Nguyen
Finally a fucking funny thread. Top Kek.
Hunter Davis
RIP king.
Jonathan Walker
Why are you guys making fun of OP????
It's a alpha/redpilled cut
Nicholas Richardson
I like the classic skinhead look
David Rogers
Why is your skull shaped like that? It looks like a hunnic head wrapping thing.
Levi Bennett
Plain crew cut.
Dominic Baker
>TFW you will never have young stalin hair
Ryan Bennett
Nazi checked!
Ryder Gomez
Fag
Jordan Wright
LOL
Jack Brown
Shaved head with a beard. Maximize vitamin D absorption from the sun, removes any doubt that you actually care about vanity
Nicholas Richardson
user you have no jawline and your cheeks still have babyfat
Austin Long
That is the face of someone who knows what all of his immediate family members feel like on the inside.
Asymmetrical face to match the asymmetrical haircut.
Dead eyes like a shark
Benjamin Morgan
Because he's a weak jawed faggot kek.
Bentley Collins
This is now a slav thread.
Alexander Green
This
Luke Myers
hahahahahahaha
this has made me laugh for 2 minutes straight
Andrew Ramirez
Alexander Lee
Your hair acts as a receptor for sunlight prove me wrong
Blake Butler
I had the same haircut but I just let it grow out and now my hair is great.
You need to lift more tho fren
Aiden Clark
I want to beat the living fuck out of faggoy with this fuckin nigger haircut
Juan Brooks
Redpilled as fuck.
Eli Reyes
Checked and lekked
Ayden Powell
WHITE MEN ALWAYS LOOK LIKE FAGS WHEB THEY GET HAIRCUTS IE OP
>Be black man get hair cut for £6
>Get a master class on geometry and life
>Look alpha after af. white women jeez from raw MASCULINITY
>Be white pussy boi
>Go to the "saloon" (what a bitch)
>Pay 100$ to look like a faggot
>Hair line still looks uneven no mathematical technique.
>Women instantly turned off.
Robert Harris
because slav hair is very fine and wispy and won't style
Brody Martin
God Slavs are so fucking weird
Angel Brown
Just shave your head faggot, get some sun on it and it will get a golden blond glow in the sun.
Jackson Hill
You need to eat and lift to makeup for that female bone structure. Your face profile is fuckable.
Gavin Robinson
>Buzz cut
>Crew Cut
>Side Part
>Undercut (this is only if you don't look like a fag or a hipster)
These are the four appropriate haircuts for men.
John King
nignogs are literally the only ones caring for that bullshit precise to the atom shape, I would't get that cut even if you paid me
Hudson Sanders
5 on the sides, scissors under 3” swept back on top
Landon Green
It doesnt look as good in the originals. The source for that photo is the book Young Stalin. It is heavily edited, straightening out his nose and correcting other facial imperfections. Stalin often had his photos airbrushed to perfection, even as an old man. The photo may not even be him, but altered to look like him.
John Jones
>When your braincase is so fucking small you actually shave your hairline up so you look like a civilized man
Samuel Myers
Why can’t the 70s look come back?
Isaac Jones
BRUH THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Adam Evans
>haircut
Josiah Ramirez
That guy looks exactly like me except I have a strong Roman nose.
Dylan Phillips
Only works if you are a chad. 90% of fags with a shaved head and a beard are soi incarnate.
Jackson Ramirez
buzzcut
Anthony Sanders
Caleb Murphy
this
Brandon Anderson
>Literally a faggot haircut
No, seriously all the dudes I've seen with that shit are faggots, makes me want to smash their kneecaps with a sledgehammer.