Why aren't you Danish?
Why aren't you Danish?
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Because I wasn't born in D*nmark
Fluoride and Copenhagen. Need I say more?
My kids will be half Danish mutts as my gf is Danish. Maybe one day I will get citizenship and become Danish.
I'm the better, updated version.
What a shame. Why even live?
>d*nish cuisine
OH NO NO NO
Born on the wrong side of the border
>tfw have lots of Danish relatives
>tfw I'm Danish in a different timeline
because i'm straight
I might be part Scandi, but I'm not paying Jews to analyze my DNA to tell me I'm 3% African. Hard pass. Don't care.
Why aren't you german?
Aren't you supposed to be German?
You will never know true happiness. Sorry
What did the monkey tell the other monkey?
Shut up, Strompebukser. You're just gay Germans.
Halt die Klappe, Hurensöhne
You're not either, Danes are german.
My smukke skat makes me pretty happy mate.
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...True happiness looks like mong chrom disease.
No u
Because I don't fuck dogs.
Copenhagen oder Kreig
Because i don't have to fear to drown every night
I very well could have some Dane in my ancestry .. More possible on Father's side who was English and Scottish, both places with substantial danish contact and less likely on Mother's who was of Irish descent with a surname most prominent in the Southwest but still not impossible to have had some somewhere.. I have Brown hair and light blue eyes but get substantial Red in my beard.
Wollt Ihr den totalen Krieg?
faggot
shut up faggot
bitte
You let me behind brothers ! I live in a little hillfort village in England called Danehil. I guess we stayed when the invasion rolled back. It's really well defended, little standard English village now, but on top of narrow hill with winding high-banked roads. I wouldn't like to assault it on foot, those old Danes knew how to pick a location. You guys coming back soon ? The natives are getting restless.
Shut fuck fagget
yes pls
>tfw pay 60% in taxes to keep these retards alive
This is why we need to deconstruct welfare and establish survival of the fittest back again.
faget
Faggot
Isst eine grosse Schwanz
faggot
at least post proper quality, din bǿsse
! I'm glad you understand.
no ur waifu
Zum Tod
No u
Where's your military?
This
in yo mums bum fag
Rebel blood and the genetic desire to hunt and fish freely forced me to be born in America
Mit dir
i study in denmark
Won't be hard I believe
faggot
This is why I come to Jow Forums the highbrow informative discussion of my sexual proclivities. I'd be lost without you guys.
it is worse than that Sven.
You are your DNA + experience
so basically, you are your parents + a new experience. Which means, you are ever changing DNA and some of that WAS DANISH BUT NOT ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK YOU SWEDES! You should be a tax colony of the Kingdom Of Denmark.
Also I am danish, but I am not danish, I am a Jutlander. Actually, I am a Southern Jutlander.
Actually, I am a German Minority in Southern Jutland which is part of the epic nation of Denmark.
No one is ever going to see this german comming for political power.
hehehe fuck you, golden age will commence!
Die Arbeit Ruft!
Shut up faggot
You're welcome
Here for ya man ;)
DANISH WOMEN BELONG TO ENGLISH BVLLS
shut up their women are now german goods
hov hov tal pænt.
because my danish grandfather fought in WW2 and the US army was the only one worth fighting for. became a freemason n shit and got a good job doing port authority. he enjoys getting paid by the danish government ever since and funnelling it into the american economy.
I'll put in a transfer when Walmart establishes itself in Denmark.
Why the fuck would you want to be german
Danes are Norwegian, German hybrids.
I am just kidding, of course everyone is gonna know that I am a ethnic German minority in Denmark.
Only way to fuck the left when they accuse me of being a nazi. Free racism charge please :D
Because I don't like animal dick cheese.
Warum gibt es nur homoseksuelle Deutsche Männer?
fucking Amerifats
Gute Frage. Gaschamber it is
Are you legitimately working in that shithole?
You are one yourself you faguette....
Because Deutschland über alles.
post flag
Take off memeflag so I can roast you.
Yes, since 2004. Where else is there to go?
hit me
Why can't you roast him? Scared of the fashwave, libtard?
Czech is gay. faggot
no u
Nobelium Uranium
no u
fugg that girl in purple, she has nice hair.
fucking Danes
Because my relatives left Europe after WW1. Dutch autists, drunk Bavarians, and squatting Serbs.
fucking wannabe slav
Die sind beide Deutsch dein scheisse Arschlog
You have great figure skaters
No to both.
She lacks a chin. Abort. Abort. Abort.
no u
faggot
Hurensohn
why thank
I wonder the same thing every day...
I look Danish enough, though.
I visited last year, it was amazing. Jylland is amazing.
I am looking for a job in Denmark. Who knows maybe I will get there eventually.
get the one with the problem glasses then kek
Im not that lucky lol
It's weird, because Brits look nothing like Scandinavians.
>why arent you danish
Because im an übermensch
I am like 10% or so.
Your pictures remind me of my days working part time in retail. No one would talk to eachother in the lunch/ break room. Just stare at their phones and be akward/ anti-social. This is really not the place to get friends.
Schwach
She appears Jewish.
>in b4 kikes working
For what purpose? This bitch is half my age.
Drunken german
Because I'm Finnish, but I wouldn't mind being Danish. Denmark, Finland and Japan are the top three best places on this scuffed Earth. Unfortunately Finland is going downhill at the moment, but let's hope we'll recover.
no u
Drink vodka, kill commies, hang yourself because you're sad. That's the state of Finland rn.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout save us!
idk, you seem lonely mate, some jew pussy wouldnt hurt you, age doesent matter much, girls like older guys.
btw good luck walmart user, i see you often in threads.