Why aren't you Danish?
Why aren't you Danish?
Bentley Phillips
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Brody Allen
Because I wasn't born in D*nmark
Isaiah Adams
Fluoride and Copenhagen. Need I say more?
Jason Parker
My kids will be half Danish mutts as my gf is Danish. Maybe one day I will get citizenship and become Danish.
Lucas Miller
I'm the better, updated version.
Cooper Stewart
What a shame. Why even live?
Levi Collins
>d*nish cuisine
OH NO NO NO
Evan Lewis
Born on the wrong side of the border
>tfw have lots of Danish relatives
>tfw I'm Danish in a different timeline
Noah Cox
because i'm straight
Isaac Phillips
I might be part Scandi, but I'm not paying Jews to analyze my DNA to tell me I'm 3% African. Hard pass. Don't care.
Leo Rodriguez
Why aren't you german?
Josiah Allen
Aren't you supposed to be German?
Connor Myers
You will never know true happiness. Sorry
What did the monkey tell the other monkey?
Chase Rivera
Shut up, Strompebukser. You're just gay Germans.
Jacob Allen
Halt die Klappe, Hurensöhne
Hunter Moore
You're not either, Danes are german.
Cooper Richardson
My smukke skat makes me pretty happy mate.
Brandon Morgan
youtube.com
...True happiness looks like mong chrom disease.
Jack Campbell
No u
Juan Miller
Because I don't fuck dogs.
Parker Rodriguez
Copenhagen oder Kreig
Dylan Wright
Because i don't have to fear to drown every night
Sebastian Evans
I very well could have some Dane in my ancestry .. More possible on Father's side who was English and Scottish, both places with substantial danish contact and less likely on Mother's who was of Irish descent with a surname most prominent in the Southwest but still not impossible to have had some somewhere.. I have Brown hair and light blue eyes but get substantial Red in my beard.
Charles Martin
Wollt Ihr den totalen Krieg?
Hudson Thompson
faggot
Jordan Bailey
shut up faggot
Luke Reed
bitte
Isaac Edwards
You let me behind brothers ! I live in a little hillfort village in England called Danehil. I guess we stayed when the invasion rolled back. It's really well defended, little standard English village now, but on top of narrow hill with winding high-banked roads. I wouldn't like to assault it on foot, those old Danes knew how to pick a location. You guys coming back soon ? The natives are getting restless.
Brody Powell
Shut fuck fagget
Thomas Bailey
yes pls
Nolan White
>tfw pay 60% in taxes to keep these retards alive
This is why we need to deconstruct welfare and establish survival of the fittest back again.
Dominic King
faget
Justin Reed
Faggot
Isst eine grosse Schwanz
David Butler
faggot
Austin Watson
at least post proper quality, din bǿsse
Ayden Rivera
! I'm glad you understand.
Zachary Cook
no ur waifu
Jayden Turner
Zum Tod
Blake Reyes
No u
Jeremiah Collins
Where's your military?
Lincoln Flores
This
Hudson Sanders
in yo mums bum fag
Camden Clark
Jeremiah Brown
Rebel blood and the genetic desire to hunt and fish freely forced me to be born in America
John Martinez
Mit dir
Jackson Thomas
i study in denmark
Carson Hernandez
Won't be hard I believe
Henry Turner
faggot
Sebastian Perry
This is why I come to Jow Forums the highbrow informative discussion of my sexual proclivities. I'd be lost without you guys.
Christopher Brown
it is worse than that Sven.
You are your DNA + experience
so basically, you are your parents + a new experience. Which means, you are ever changing DNA and some of that WAS DANISH BUT NOT ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK YOU SWEDES! You should be a tax colony of the Kingdom Of Denmark.
Also I am danish, but I am not danish, I am a Jutlander. Actually, I am a Southern Jutlander.
Actually, I am a German Minority in Southern Jutland which is part of the epic nation of Denmark.
No one is ever going to see this german comming for political power.
hehehe fuck you, golden age will commence!
Die Arbeit Ruft!
Isaiah Hall
Shut up faggot
Carson Turner
You're welcome
Easton Hall
Here for ya man ;)
Nathaniel Hill
DANISH WOMEN BELONG TO ENGLISH BVLLS
Liam Bailey
shut up their women are now german goods
Zachary Thomas
hov hov tal pænt.
Asher Hernandez
because my danish grandfather fought in WW2 and the US army was the only one worth fighting for. became a freemason n shit and got a good job doing port authority. he enjoys getting paid by the danish government ever since and funnelling it into the american economy.
Dylan Rodriguez
I'll put in a transfer when Walmart establishes itself in Denmark.
Xavier Ramirez
Why the fuck would you want to be german
Michael Johnson
Danes are Norwegian, German hybrids.
Liam Mitchell
I am just kidding, of course everyone is gonna know that I am a ethnic German minority in Denmark.
Only way to fuck the left when they accuse me of being a nazi. Free racism charge please :D
Luis Carter
Because I don't like animal dick cheese.
Colton Thomas
Warum gibt es nur homoseksuelle Deutsche Männer?
Wyatt Harris
fucking Amerifats
Jace Hernandez
Gute Frage. Gaschamber it is
Liam Turner
Are you legitimately working in that shithole?
Levi Allen
You are one yourself you faguette....
Gabriel Thomas
Because Deutschland über alles.
Jason Rogers
post flag
Bentley Baker
Take off memeflag so I can roast you.
Yes, since 2004. Where else is there to go?
Austin Taylor
hit me
David Rogers
Why can't you roast him? Scared of the fashwave, libtard?
Leo Watson
Czech is gay. faggot
James Barnes
no u
Jordan Hughes
Nobelium Uranium
Oliver Lewis
no u
Adrian Green
fugg that girl in purple, she has nice hair.
Xavier Sullivan
fucking Danes
Isaiah King
Because my relatives left Europe after WW1. Dutch autists, drunk Bavarians, and squatting Serbs.
Joshua Watson
fucking wannabe slav
Henry Cooper
Die sind beide Deutsch dein scheisse Arschlog
Colton Turner
You have great figure skaters
No to both.
She lacks a chin. Abort. Abort. Abort.
Cameron Moore
no u
Kayden Baker
faggot
Jaxon Cook
Hurensohn
Gabriel Walker
why thank
Jace Powell
I wonder the same thing every day...
I look Danish enough, though.
I visited last year, it was amazing. Jylland is amazing.
I am looking for a job in Denmark. Who knows maybe I will get there eventually.
William Allen
get the one with the problem glasses then kek
Mason Hernandez
Im not that lucky lol
Andrew Bennett
It's weird, because Brits look nothing like Scandinavians.
Gavin Stewart
>why arent you danish
Because im an übermensch
Benjamin Butler
I am like 10% or so.
Landon Diaz
Your pictures remind me of my days working part time in retail. No one would talk to eachother in the lunch/ break room. Just stare at their phones and be akward/ anti-social. This is really not the place to get friends.
Schwach
Nicholas James
She appears Jewish.
>in b4 kikes working
For what purpose? This bitch is half my age.
Liam Moore
Drunken german
Cameron Campbell
Because I'm Finnish, but I wouldn't mind being Danish. Denmark, Finland and Japan are the top three best places on this scuffed Earth. Unfortunately Finland is going downhill at the moment, but let's hope we'll recover.
Michael Adams
no u
Nathaniel Ross
Drink vodka, kill commies, hang yourself because you're sad. That's the state of Finland rn.
Hunter Evans
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout save us!
Cooper Hall
idk, you seem lonely mate, some jew pussy wouldnt hurt you, age doesent matter much, girls like older guys.
btw good luck walmart user, i see you often in threads.