101 Reasons why Iran attack is a SLOPPY JOB MOSSAD

1. there is no mentionend source of the filmed video

2. the news is about an Iranian boat that comes back to an oil tanker ship to remove an "unexploded" mine... yeah, pretty smart to do it! just imagine the scene: "Sorry we left a potential dangerous explosive with MADE IN IRAN written on it."
LOL

3. the incident just happened during the Shinzo Abe (prime minister of Japan) meeting with Iranian government to make a new deal about oil export and avoid US sanctions that are starving iranian people. WHY Iran would have do that?? to ruin the deal themselves?
Bullshit!

4. Every oil tanker ship today carries security forces (private militaries) to defend the ship from pirate attacks (usually Somali or African pirates) and terrorists.. Now, all the security was sleeping when the boat placed the explosives? also, there isn't a way today to hide a boat from radar, impossible without electronic warfare. And Iran is unable to make electronic warfare.

5. in a world with 4k high definition camera all we got is that shitty "pixeled" footage? bullshit !

6. there are no signs of damage on the oil tanker ship. we can't even recognize the name of the ship. How could you accuse Iran so?

7. remember Israel desperately wants a war agains Iran to eliminate his primary enemy.

8. remember US desperately needs a war to sell more weapons and bullets, and get more oil monopoly. They also needs the Israeli lobby financial support, since the kikes own the vast majority of US stock market.

9. (personal) to me the video is "doctored", fake pixel artifacts and also reversed timeline.

10... continue yourself

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newsweek.com/hezbollah-cocaine-smuggle-united-states-obama-751928
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bumped

>hey the mine didn't explode
>should we go back and get it?
>yeah I guess

Sloppy thread Ahmed.

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JIDF at full force today

here's the actual picture of the japanese tanker that got attacked. lets see if any of the ship's features match with the mine removal video.

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You say 101 reasons, but I only count 9... if you're going to make a list of 101 reasons, make sure you complete it you lazy fucking retard.

All the american propaganda media needs to do is repeat the words "we got it on video" no matter how retarded it looks. Most people are unable to think for themselves and will go along with it. Clown world.

When the Zionist Bolshevist media and treasonous AIPAC sellout politicians make any claim the opposite is usually the truth

I think I saw Trump colluding with Russia in that video too! Finally we have ironclad proof!

What a joke, when was this video taken? 1913?

So you really need 101 reasons before you believe that one 144p video without context is bullshit?

>1. I think is P-8 Poseidon
>2. nah they being nice xd
>3. could be rogue IRGC elements
>4. not sure about security forces, but tankers are big, and also small boats have been notoriously difficult to be detected even by navies, ironically as shown by the old Iran war game
>5. is prolly long range FLIR/IRST footage from P-8
>6. there are holes

Footage shot from a heli I'd say around 1.5km away at the most. Out at sea you would have a visual on it no problem whatsoever. This entire scene was setup for whatever reason. I want to know where this footage came from.....

this, unfortunately.

how does the navy have a decent quality color photo of the mine still attached and then a shitty monochrome video of "iranians" removing the mine?
what the fuck

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I wonder if those outboards are Japanese... that could possibly be irony

this is the only reason desu.
it doesn't even withstand the slightest bit of scrutiny.
>no footage of the mine being planted
>just it being removed
>by the people who supposedly planted it in the first place
WHY GO BACK AND REMOVE THE MINE?
WHOOPS
WE ALMOST FORGOT TO LEAVE THE SMOKING GUN AT THE CRIME SCENE

Could you green text next time?

mines go below the water line, and depend on water pressure to shape the charge into the hull. the goal is to sink the ship

crew saw flying objects

reminds me of the blek fella that painted up his car with "nigger" and such, in water based paint

>101
>posts 9

because the video was taken from a drone from many kilometers away.

I think you overestimate the capabilities of the US Military

photo taken by us navy special forces on board the "iranian" boat before they removed the mine

>Muslims dindu nuffin, deyz gud boyz

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Its over for glowniggers

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Fucking boomers still eat this shit up. Doesn't matter who believes it as long as the Muricans do. Just got off the phone with my Mom and she's an absolute sheep. It's a shame

Yup yup

Must of cleaned the suit off before removing the mine to.

Where is the oil slick?

11. Iranian oil rig got attacked and set on fire that day, but no one talks about it

The japanese stated it was attacked by airplanes

if thats (((their proof))) then all I ought to say is porn face swamping is conspiracy theory and all those celebrities were in porn.

>I conclude a false flag has occured because stating it is a false flag makes it a false flag.
>10. continue yourself
>circular logic goys
Get the fuck off my board you fucking Muslim Brotherhood Shill

>rogue IRGC elements
aka CIA funded terrorists

Same. My boomer dad knows we were lied into Iraq and Afghanistan, and he’s still all for us going to war with Iran because they might have attacked the Japanese and Saudis. Boomers can’t function without a war every 4 years.

didn't watch the video but
>Every oil tanker ship today carries security forces (private militaries) to defend the ship from pirate attacks (usually Somali or African pirates) and terrorists.. Now, all the security was sleeping when the boat placed the explosives? also, there isn't a way today to hide a boat from radar, impossible without electronic warfare. And Iran is unable to make electronic warfare.
wrong
>in a world with 4k high definition camera all we got is that shitty "pixeled" footage? bullshit !
security cameras are low quality, you fucking retard

>crew saw flying objects

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>oy vey , we iranians, are totally not running the latin americna drugtrade goyim, are not colluding with Venezuelan commies and funding the extremist houthis in yemen, remember ITS ALWAYS THE CIA AND THE JEWS FAULT

I don't really accuse people of shilling but there sure are a lot of pro war shills our tonight

>security cameras are low quality, you fucking retard
Specially the ones on surveillance drones...dont look it up.

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Why don't these tankers have a military escort if its such a big deal for us?

Like a dinky boat can just run up and (((plant))) mines

>Ch-checked
Just heard trump on fox and friends and sounds like deepfake to me.
>Didn't repeat words or phrases
>Finished sentences
>Was lucid
I shit you not, that's not the Trump I know and love.
gizmodo.com/this-ai-generated-joe-rogan-voice-sounds-eerily-like-th-1834842151

>we iranians, are totally not running the latin americna drugtrade
That's retarded, but...can I buy some coke Peru bro?

>i didn't watch it

>and he’s still all for us going to war with Iran because they might have attacked the Japanese and Saudis.

Is he American or Saudi/Japanese?

its not even the same boat

Hey man we all know military recognition, unmanned drones use cheep 2 dollars store cameras.
This is a known fact.

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i assumed it was a security camera, sure. if you won't link it i won't know for sure, but it could've been zoomed in and the actual frame is much larger.

>i assumed
>security camera in the middle of the ocean
high IQ kike right there

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for all i know it could be on a dock or on an another shit, you fucking mutt.

>shit
meant ship

Obongo screwed you up bigtime.

>Obama protected Hezbollah drug ring to save Iran nukes deal
nypost.com/2017/12/18/obama-protected-hezbollah-drug-ring-to-save-iran-nukes-deal/

>HEZBOLLAH SMUGGLED TONS OF COCAINE INTO THE U.S. DURING OBAMA ADMINISTRATION, REPORT REVEALS
>newsweek.com/hezbollah-cocaine-smuggle-united-states-obama-751928

>Obama 'blocked' Hezbollah drugs trafficking investigation to secure Iran nuclear deal
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/18/obama-blocked-hezbollah-drugs-trafficking-investigation-secure/

>boomer dad knows we were lied into Iraq and Afghanistan, and he’s still all for us going to war with Iran because they might have attacked the Japanese and Saudis
This makes me rage so hard.

Probably a super duper powerful camera on a skyscraper in Dubai

Posted this on every thread about the subject.
Spain was perby to info that something was going to happen.
Something premeditated and planned.
And they said "nope" and got the fuck out back in May2019.

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So real world who are the chaos gods followers?
>Khrone: boomers
>Slaanesh: trannies
>Tzeentch: Jews (?)
>Nurgle:fags and trannies(?)

>1. there is no mentionend source of the filmed video
the video was recorded by the very drone that attack the ships commanded by the us.

How hard would it be for a drone to fly out there and apply a magnetically attached explosive device?

boomer/zoomer meme is retarded. there's no real dichotomy between the two in terms of political views

Like there aint a low definition 240p camera on every hallway on the ocean surface.
Is like you dont even sail annon.

God I can't wait to stomp on your kike throat over and over till you die.

>arguing about camera tech no one knows if the tanker had or hadn't

They pulled out because the Spanish goverment is full of communist cucks and they supported the Iranian dickheads, like the rest of the EU faggots that don't give a shit they are bombing through proxies US allies, like egypt, jordan, israel and S.A.

Has the moustache started the war yet? I'm pretty bored and need some entertainment

100% American boomer. The fucked thing is, he’s a history buff. He knows about the USS Maine, Lusitania and Liberty. He knows false flags have happened but it doesn’t matter. Boomers just love spending their great-grandchildren’s tax dollars killing brown people a world away. (Not that I’m against killing brown people, I just don’t think we need to go to the other side of the world to do it when we have so many over here)

What I was getting at, is that you did not mention anything about Americans in the statement, except for the ones that would start the war... I mean if your dad was Saudi or Japanese, you could argue that it was an attack on his people, no matter who did it.

>arguing about camera tech no one knows if the tanker had or hadn't
Look mate I might be a nigga that never went to college but Im pretty sure that picture angle aint from the tanker.
Might be wrong. Not a fancy private school kid here.
>They pulled out because the Spanish goverment is full of communist
Sure they did/are Sir. Only capitalistic,manly, men fight and died for our (((greatest allies)))

I read that the Japanese can easily see bullets as they fly through the air. I need this ability

Go on

>oy vey i'm going to cry about how my dad has a spine and would not take shit from Iran.( even though there isn't going to be a war)

Wouldnt like to be Abe.
Dude knows it was the USA. Cant say shit about it. All he could do was green light the oil transport company's CEO to come out and declare it wasn't a torpedo/mine and that the US Intelligence (((got it wrong))).
Nope, I dont envy Abeon this one.

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Please waste more white Americans to die in foreign lands, this time fighting Shit shiites. More strong man die so I can impregnate white American teen girls...

Iran and Saudi will be on the front lines when the war starts, right?

>emotionally - sentimental post
>logical
drop the feels nigger.

Iran is fucking shit up in the ME.
Trump (US) has to stand up to it
the GCC will deal with whatever eventuality. (like they did with ISIS)

They just said flying objects. They said the flying objects were bullets that, with their amazing powers of sight, they could easily see flying through the air

Hezbollah is not bringing in anymore than my own govt agencies my dude. Anyway, I like cocaine and hate Israel. I fail to see any issue with them doing that.
And will you faggots quit putting Levamisole in the coke down there? It gets stepped on enough in Mexico.

>Daily Beast
Funny how they suck the IC community off when Obama was in office. Odd that they would start questions things now.

>emotionally - sentimental post
>logical
>INVADE IRAN
>IRAN IS BAD
>IRAN IS EVIL
>TRUMP DOOOOOO SOMETHING
You are pathetic Sir.
Just sad.

For a second I thought he was standing next to a giant caution cone.

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>3 years USA has been Economicaly isolating Iran after they continually promote terrorism in the ME
Don't worry
keep the sensational hate circlejerk against israel and USA.

How will Japan's ever recover?
Too harsh Sir. Too harsh.

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Just keep spinning the argument Kike.
You will get it right eventually. Might not be in this thread but there will be many more for you to practice in the coming days.

>Iran
>40% in poverty
>Canceled the Nuclear Bribe
>Economically besieged
>Lack of food
>Keep using money to fund terrorists
they are fucked
USA doesn't need to invade them.

I'm not spinning shit.
You argue from a emotional stance not based in facts.

Israel is allied to the mayority of the middle east through the GCC, the only niggers stirrring shit up are the Iranians.

>maybe if we pretend Muslims are Jews... they'll think it wasn't the Jews!

You shills are fucking scumbags.

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I hear the deny climate change and globohomo too.
Nuking TIME.

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PLEASE INVADE IRAN
KILL CIVILIANS
IT'S GOOD FOR ISRAEL !!!

My name is Bana. Im a Iranian child of just 7 years of age that has been shoaed multiple times.
The international community must come together and demand action.
Please president Trump bomb Iran.

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pro tip:
to sink a ship, put the mine BELOW the water line

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>Hezbollah is not bringing in anymore than my own govt agencies my dude. Anyway, I like cocaine and hate Israel. I fail to see any issue with them doing that.
A degenerate and miopic NPC, emotionally driven to shitpost negative sensationalism like CNN does of trump.

>And will you faggots quit putting Levamisole in the coke down there? It gets stepped on enough in Mexico.
Coke outside of Peru is a meme.
Only the 1% get the peruvian flake
you are too low level to get the real stuff.

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Why is it any of America’s concern if Saudi Arabian or Japanese interests are attacked? Isn’t Saudi Arabia rich? Why don’t they buy themselves a navy and defend themselves? If they attack us, by all means, let’s have a war. I just don’t see how any of this concerns us at the moment.

I guess Abe's talks didn't go so well.

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11. tanker ship belonging to the country you're currently having diplomatic meeting with is in your territorial waters with an unexploded magnetic mine attached to its hull. you send op group to remove mine. get blamed for attack.

>Why is it any of America’s concern if Saudi Arabian
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>security cameras
Security cameras mounted in the sky with no support to hold them up

>I'm going to be retarded and foregoe all the compromises I gave to my allies and just let fundamentalist nutjobs run a job on them.

>shooting bullets at a tanker
more likely shells if something was fired