I DON'T WANT TO GET DRAFTED BROS I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN IRAN

I want to go to iran and shoot people desu.

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>I DON'T WANT TO GET DRAFTED BROS I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN IRAN

it is for Is(is) Ra El.. that's literally God. You are doing it for God.

The draft is a myth. More than enough men are willing to go that its totally unnecessary.

Why dude?
War is sick.
In fact if it weren’t for your limp dick cock suck parents you’d know that war is the motherfucking answer.

Remeber back in 2018 and 2017 people said this same shit?
Because I remember.

>mfw trannies and other s.oys get drafted and need to be dragged kicking and screaming from their halfway houses

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if we were gonna do anything we would've already
stop shilling memeflag

>Implying you'd pass the psych eval.

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>tfw already a military fag

It's not all that bad my guy. Land a cushy office job and volunteer before it's too late

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I’ve met people that I believe to be genuinely retarded and plenty more that are unstable in the military. The barriers only keep out the truely nonfunctional and even that isn’t a hard or fast rule. Really if freaks flooded recruiters tomorrow I’m sure they’d be more than happy to put them to work.

I'll take that as a yes.

Now that the draft is imminent, how will trannies and s.oyboys cope? They'll probably need to be rounded up and placed on buses under restraint since you just know none will go willingly without being pissy crybabies about it,

die for israel, goy

Just say you’re autistic

Done and done

See it as a vacation

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not gonna happen bud
even with a draft, an Iranian war means we won’t have enough troops to protect other interests (Asia namely) around the globe, leaving power vacuums to be filled by regional powers.

just lie and tell the niggers at MEPS you’re a suicidal tranny with constant testicular pain or something

use your head

Nah coward, it's actually happening this time, better start running laps and get your shit in order before the letter drops at your house. Don't sweat it kid, the military builds character and you're pussy generation will finally learn how to be men.

Too bad you voted for it

>inb4source
Is Never Wrong.
The oil tanker survivors have been taken hostage by Iran, just like I said two days ago.
We're going to War.
mobile.twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/1139523251745566720

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Clinton would've already had us over there.

>muh tranny gotcha

Won't work, trannies are considered real people without mental illness by law now. You're going Nancyboy.

Enlist in the Air Force. Get a clerk desk job.

Avoid combat. Get paid. Get pussy.

>Avoid combat. Get paid. Get pussy.
Kill yourself

the mutt cries out in pain as he gets dragged from his basement to fight for israel

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They told that same thing to a family member of mine about Nam.
>DON'T BURN YOUR DRAFT CARD, YOU CAN WORK IN AN OFFICE
>Deployed in the middle of the jungle

No thanks kike

Go suck more kike cock

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NEETs and niggers will be first to go. Enjoy dying next to Jamal on the battlefield Jow Forums.

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That's why I'm With Her!

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trans people are banned from the military tho

>not wanting to go to the jungle with a license to kill nigs
lol

then don't die

Enjoy getting backstabbed in the trenches.

I'LL start shooting my own team

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just get a letter from your doc saying you got bone spurs or whatever

where is that wall of yours, lmao

Shoo shoo army recruiter

In Israel

We get it, you're a jew

>he doesn't want to kill brown people
non American confirmed

No they're not, you're screwed deal with it. Enjoy being fodder on the front lines!

Our greatest ally Israel is counting on YOU. Enlist for front line infantry!

Dumbass. Join the airforce and you won't see combat

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break your leg or something
cant march for israel in a wheelchair

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You're right

Then I can bomb an American federal building by drone

Go bomb Guantanamo before bombing the white house with that kike lover in charge sleeping in his jam jams

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Shoo shoo shill

Fuck off, jew

>all these anons ITT trying to convince everyone to join airforce/army
uh

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The navy is even better, you get to snuggle with your comrades there!

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You don’t want to die for the kikeroaches of israel?! Antisemite!!!!

TFW When mentally ill 30 year old convicted felon who doesn't have to worry about being drafted

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>draft to take down some shithole

LOL you idiot. The USA didn't have a draft for Iraq and won't have a draft for Iran. The military is voluntary.

Also imagine being such a pussy that you are too afraid to show your flag. Have sex.

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Yeah.
Shit just got real Yo.

>Have sex
Get shot

>Implying I'd pass the drug test and psychological screening they give you

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Yeah Vietnam was a blast.
I get fucking chills sometimes reading/watching what they went through. The utter futility of it all.

Lol what did you do?

>reddit filename

Time for you to put the flag away, put some fucking clothes on over your fat gut and fight for your country, tranny :^)

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Or you can always promise citizenship like in the last time, don't know if USA still does it

It'll be fun.

Immigrants and war. Based Trump.

If I really wanted to drone strike a few federal buildings, Guantanamo and the White House - I could pass that test with flying colors by lying.

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Incel detected.

Aww poor little memeflag brainlet has no idea what he's talking about as usual.

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Join the navy so you're out of their reach

I cannot be drafted. I'm a violent felon and have mental problems. Lol have fun in Iran. I hear organ trade is legal there

Have fun dying for israel zoomers xD

NPC detected.

I dripped two red candles all over my wife last night, she begged me to stop with her code word but I refused.

Sure you did incel.

>I dripped two red candles all over my wife last night
Don't be so clumsy next time. Why were you even carrying two lit candles

>Yeah Vietnam was a blast.
They werent as desensitized as kids are today. There's some stat about how many of them would intentionally shoot too high to hit enemies because they didn't want to kill another human being. Can you picture zoomers doing that? Fuck no. Between best gore and video games they're going to laughing that whole way. Shit they'll probably speed run the first few levels to get to the final boss of Iran. Shit ain't the same these days

>private stumpy, take that machine gun!

It's "safe word", not that you would know.

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>buying the "military doesn't take crazies anymore" meme

got bad news for you bucko, you'll be in the first row

checked and waxpilled

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>I DON'T WANT TO GET DRAFTED BROS I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN IRAN
Maybe you should've done something about ZOG then, huh?

yea because gen z and millenial whites are totally patriotic these days to fight yet ANOTHER zog war in the ME despite the fact that recruitment numbers are going down every quarter

We just lost our virginity to one another this past weekend after getting married.

We have no idea what we're doing but it's fun.

never underestimate the power of recruiters trying to fill their monthly quota

Yes I'm sure they want a schizo who believes that there's a Stargate in Iran. Also I would be looking for aliens if I went

So you raped her? You sound like a monkey

If a recruiter convinces some user to go sign up, he's got getting that counted towards his quota, dummy

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If you aren't just shitposting: great for you, all the best!

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Also I plan on going to Iraq next year to search for a Stargate there. Supposedly it's in the Great Ziggurat of Ur

A husband can't rape his wife nor can a wife rape her husband.

Read your bible, user.

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>dying for no reason is an honor

>Refusing a chance to kill pers*N dogs
Kys

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>shitting on the only country that actually stands for Islam and muslims regardless of sect or nationality
Ar*bs, everyone