DAILY REMINDER THAT KEANU REEVES IS AN NRA SHILL

Keanu Reeves is nothing more than an NRA propagandist. Nearly every movie he's made since Johnny Mnemonic has contained no legitimate content beyond pro-gun propaganda.

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They're posing gifs of "Keanu Being Awesome": destroying it at target practice, getting missed in rehearsal by a thousand invisible CGI bullets before turning a corner and slipping hahaso funny look he almost hurt himself, pumping up to get in shape for John Wick 3. All man's man. And then there's a school shooting, or a mosque shooting, or a gay nightclub shooting. Suddenly, those posts are gone, and Keanu is eating a sad sammich in the park or doing yoga on the beach in Malibu or giving up his seat on a train: you know, ordinary things with no real content and which we all do, but isn't it cool bc Keanu. And then we forget about the school shooting, or the mosque shooting, or the gay nightclub shooting. And once we do, we're back to looking at Keanu's NRA agitprop.

(I suppose it's a good thing for him, really, because -let's face it- Keanu Reeves is no thespian. We've seen Dangerous Liaisons and Point Break and AND Constantine and Dracula -I mean, Generation Umm? Come the fuck on, what was that?- and he unquestionably does best in roles where there's zero dialogue and one emotion ("determined") and lots of cinematography focused on his physicality, like Matrix or Wick.)

There is NRA money built directly into his contract, of course. That he is even offered his contracts is strictly dependent upon his knowing willingness to represent this position, this cause, this latent terrorism. And it's why his checks have so many zeros and commas and why they come so frequently. So to assume that Keanu is making his wealth on his acting is both ignorant and absurd. Of course the NRA offers big money for his making these films and of course he accepts it. We know the powerful ruling elite have billi

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ons (if not trillions) in 'free float' money. We've seen the Panama Papers and the Paradise Papers and we're well aware of the well-documented hiding of tax-free, unaccounted for, unaccountable money. This is documented and not in question. We're also very aware that the NRA pays -flat out pays green fully-accounted for, fully-accountable US cash dollars money- for promoting their pro-violence agenda. This is documented and not in question. There are no laws against the NRA paying off a Hollywood powerhouse (or a pack of them) to enact their wants in the way there are rules in place against bribing politicians to do their bidding. (I mean, political bribery still happens, but it's not supposed to.) And there are certainly no laws preventing Keanu from accepting bank transfers from the NRA in an account in Aruba. Or Gastaad. Or Moscow. To assert that Keanu is in some way inoculated against this financial-violence-mongering rather than being an active participant is to ostrich one's head in the sand. And determining how much he's earned per bullet becomes difficult, but I'm guessing it's a pretty fucking lot.

Saying "Hollywood Promotes Gun Culture" is one thing, and it's presented in that way by the media intentionally...so "Hollywood" has no face. No individual is to blame and the root cause of the problem remains amorphous, able to continue, feeding the violence in our society unabated. If we want "Hollywood" to change we need to find a face. The powerful ruling elite will never assign that role to anybody. We need to assign it, and we need to assign it to Keanu because he asked for it. Keanu Reeves is the new Charlton Heston: you just can't see it yet. Bc isn't it cool bc Keanu

Watch yourselves at the ticket booth: there's a Keanu on the loose. Fuck Keanu Reeves and fuck Keanu Reeves' NRA bank account, filled with the faces of the dead.

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Based

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The NRA is basically anti-2nd amendment at this point. They literally help write the new gun laws.

Shall not be infringed.

Why would an anarchist be for gun control?

Based Keanu. Shoot a commie.

nice. the voodoo boys is from the old table top RPG.

literally kys

there is no weapon you can use to defend yourself fully against our militia, the right you think you have does not exist

>clearly you don't understand anarchism except from the capitalist's yellow smear

Whether it exists or not it shall not be infringed. What part of this is complicated?

The irony of a memeflag calling someone else a propagandist is astonishing. Got another hoax shooting in the works?

I wonder if that retard realizes Mike Pondsmith is a nigger...

NRA is funded by small donors though.
NRA is defending our fucking second amendment.----- You ever heard of the constitution?
Keanu Is an NRA shill? Good!
I like him more now.

Do you know where you are? NRA are the good guys. Gun rights are good. Freedom of speech is good.

nah, I like keanu

Come and take it. You. You personally. Come try.

>ancom flag
>wants to disarm the proletariat
hmmmm

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Except for red flag court orders

Supporting gun ownership only makes him cooler, faggot

>should be able to possess nukular materials becuase SHAll nOt INfrIngE

WTF I love Keanu now

You should learn to appreciate art for what it is, OP.

It's gunsexual choreography. Appreciate it as such. If you don't like, make your own epic revenge movie franchise.

Checked and this is accurate if they don't bend the knee to these sjw's I'll probably buy this game

I wonder what think-tank OP is from. Steer the goyim to the left, right, or center, as long as you're steering them somewhere.

Subversion is a real bitch, isn't it?

>anarchist
>hate guns in the hands of people
That's not an anarchist!
That's a psyop pawn, a useful idiot, someone who wants to give up rights for the dream of giving up everything.

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they dont care. big mouth assholes like Sunshine think they know best. the best thing CDPR can do is completely ignore these people and never give into their demands

‘Our militia’
You and your antifa, purple haired, pants wetting faggots?

Nigger, I bet $100 you couldn’t do 10 straight pushups.

Jow Forums: MSM is evil! Fake News must be stopped! We stand against Hollywood control over the content we see!
also Jow Forums: But NOt KEaNu Or GunS ThemS COoL

ops a has-been writer from la.
hahaha learn to spell faggot.

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That makes him not /our guy/ how exactly? OP is a raging commie faggot.

So whats the problem. Text wall Newfag?

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Why is it always anarchist meme flags who shilling for big corporations and for disarming of ordinary people? Can't you be less obvious in your shilling attempts?

what's good for keanu is good for op

thats what im thinking all the time. its pretty obvious

You misunderstand. We're not against hollywood MERELY because they produce content. We're against them because they promote degenerate morality.

We're not against the MSM because they report the news, we're against them because they report LIES.

Secondly, I didn't say to buy a fucking movie ticket idiot; but you're nudging me in that direction

wtf I love Keanu now
Have a (((You))), OP

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why was days gone rated so bad?

based neo

I duel wield 10mm's after watching Karate Kid 2, I didn't care for Karate Kid 1.

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Yes. Now you're getting it.

memeflags should not be able to create threads

And we love it you saged shill shit stain with a fucking whore for a mother.

Based Keanu thread?

Based Keanu thread.

the lack of selfawareness is painful

Proper gun handling and showing real guns is one of the best parts of these movies. They are great.

Op, Why do you think that you have a right to stop someone with the use of laws made by jews, from doing something like protecting themselves? Why faggot? Why?
Why do you think that you fuckin cringy bitch? You are a fuckin pathetic retard, explain your shit you shill pile of shit. Explain! You dont want me or anyone to be able to defend themselves. Why?? Why would you push this idea so hard? Why you do you blame guns and not realise its because of fucked up cock munchers like you the world is full of murderous cunts?

What is your definition of anarchism that allows for a government under anarchism to impose laws and regulations upon citizens?

I'm quite curious because that seems like an oxymoron to me.

If you leftist faggots had any brains, you would be for the Second Amendment. Having a populace that holds more guns than people is a great military advantage. If we weren't playing the leftist/globalist/neocon role of world policemen, we could do away with most of our military, and the fact that we have more guns in private hands here than all other militaries and police forces on earth, combined, means we don't need to worry about invasion. Of course, niggers like you have that shit all fucked up and backwards, as usual.

>there is no weapon you can use to defend yourself fully against our militia
You dudes bulletproof? lmao

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Are you reading these replies out of a book?

Do you have anything to actually say? How about you make an actual point?
I think the real reason you're in pain is because your pebrain doesn't like being put in a position to generate real thoughts

>white guy shoots ethnic stereotypes the movies

and you wonder why nobody likes you

So he's an objectively good person?

Even better. Since “his militia” is entirely imaginary, bullets pass tight through them.

Oh fuck. OP is a master of 4d chess.

Not a true anarchist. As you can see from his flag, it’s tainted with the red authoritarian streak of the socialist.

>meme flag completely btfo by bong
You guys are pretty ok. Sometimes.

Fuck off fake Anarchist.

Real Anarchists want guns.

I never played it, but I think people were just bored of the formula. Plus everyone is sorta sick of zombies

daily reminder that you need a hobby

Traitorous filth. That’s what 9x18 Makarov was made for.

Can't really blame him for the art Jow Forums has chosen to use to represent it.

So? I like guns

Come and take it, basedboy california cocksucker

....meanwhile, Hollywood’s anti-gun masterpiece “Miss Slonae” failed to earn back its production costs.

Keanu Reeves is the only actor I've ever witnessed that could actually pull off the shit he does in his movies.
He's single-handedly the only Hollywoodnigger/actor I respect besides Mel Gibson.

>pro-gun
You don't like guns faggot? They're fucking great. They kill more niggers than heart disease.

Wasn't Karl marx pro-gun rights?

Wtf? Now I love the NRA.

I mean, it's a culture war. Isn't it good to have someone making guns popular among the youth?

lmao you're a big gay
you type like a fucking sperg
go take your comfort blanket and rock back and forth for awhile little nigger

This. Controlled opposition

Because OP is a faggot retard heeb

What's the best pro gun organization?

NRA shill is like the one shill I don’t mind

All Hollywood movies have gun propaganda, every single one of them.

Maybe its because the nanny government made a law no one wanted to ban gun commercials on tv

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The NRA is a standoff organization. All the attacks are focused on them because they're the biggest, put your money in them and the GOA.

Hollywood
>ban guns
>not one more death
>Muh school shootings

Also Hollywoood:
>hey, Ira, you know what our script needs? Another gunfight. And maybe we need to have the protagonists friend die tragically 2/3rds way in from a drive-by
>wtf? Schlomo?! This is a kid’s movie!
>oh, ok, so twice the gunfights, and the protagonist needs to have a steamy sex scene with the black male lead

U N D E R R A T E D

And that’s a good thing

Based. Definitely gonna scoop it up now.

Imagine being so bad at being a fucking Leftist that your plan is literally to HELP big Capital disarm the proletariat.

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Couldn't be more checked, you fucking faggots

It's like a game of who's shilling who only everyone was the jews all along.

Keanu reeves is a satanic priest in hollywood pauly shore got his mom mitzi to introduce him to some powerful figureheads and kaballah wizards now after years of training and careful manipulation on social media i think hes ready to be a new satanic mouthpiece akin to jim carrey and other whackjob satanists

>the right to bear the DUB GUN shall not be infringed

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lol i sound crazy but its all true mitzi shore used to have an illegal abortion ring in the basement of the comedy store its a sex coven/ cult everyone fucks eachother why do you like owen benjamin always is like I LOVE NICK SWARDSON BUT HES GAY

something tells me mitzi told nick to ass rape owen every day until he liked it theyre fucked like that

This motherfucker is scary with a gun.
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I like.

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What are you talking about?

You don't even know what a "nukular" material is, much less whether possession of it is considered "prohibited".

You obviously have no idea how many "nukular" materials you probably possess already.

Thank God that most people are overwhelmingly stupid, and those who aren't stupid generally have no interest in destroying everything.

The science is stunningly easy, the problems they faced in early development were mostly due to material handling and radiation shielding. With current consumer tech, and enough time; there really is nothing preventing someone from building one other than the risk of death by irradiation, and the sheer length of time it would take to separate the necessary materials in a small scale operation.

There's so much energy everywhere around us. Chemistry and Physics are incredibly scary subjects. There's nothing that's been made by humans that cannot be remade by other humans, this includes every weapon, every tool, everything that ever was... That's just the way it is.

But I'm sure it makes sense to cull the herd when enough people get too smart, eliminate the best and brightest so they can't break the mold for everyone else.

Do you want to know why guns are scary to the ruling class? It's not because they kill... It's because the shooter chooses who dies; it's the power to select a single target in a crowd that scares the hell out of those in power. Taking away guns won't stop killings, but it does take away the power of the individual to target. People die from fires, collisions, explosions, blunt force traumas, and a million other ways... But guns are more discriminate, and to a despot, they fear nothing more than guns in the hands of those who are being oppressed...

So fuck off, we're far beyond guns now. Guns aren't the problem here, the problem is the answer to the question itself... "Why do rulers fear guns?"

Didn't read much but I am ok with this. Everyone should receive a Kalashnikov from the state before their umbilical cord is cut.

fucking Juice all the time.

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Nah, maybe for Euros... Americans on the other hand should inherit a Barrett .50 when they turn 18. The women can inherit an AR-15.

I'm not a fan of stamped steel weapons. Sure they work, but where's the class?

>Supports the people's right to self defense and their capacity for armed rebellion against the state.
>Shill

Neck yourself commie.

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I've heard others say GOA as well.
Spose I'll look into them.

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You should probably shut your cock holster.

I know you should, because you sound like a leftist faggot.

I also know how you like like a faggot, because I also.... Am a faggot.

>muh NRA is rich and powerful meme

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