This confuses and terrifies the bong

>This confuses and terrifies the bong.
Basically everything does, they're shrivelled little creatures.

I use a proper kettle on a gas hob, because I'm not a nigger.

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Single sinks belong in bathrooms, not kitchens. That one looks like it came out of an RV

>mildewed moldy grout
disgusting

That dishwasher drain line really should have an air gap.

at least I don't have to get so used to high pitched noises that I can't distinguish between the kettle boiling and my mother calling me out of the basement to do chores. you on the other hand...

Do you.have any idea the confluence of stupidity and bad luck that it would take to actually lose a finger in the garbage disposal there bong?

Is that the new 66 model? Bought one Wednesday... also tidy up your cables. So untidy

I dunno, I've seen those little kettles heat up pretty quick.
Meanwhile my retarded ass wife uses a pot on the stove like an idiot, saying the microwave alters the molecules or some stupid shit.

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Don’t show them mix-a-taps. Let them stick to one hot faucet and one cold so they are in perpetual discomfort. Also, you can use hot water taps for drinking. No roof storage tank with AIDS in it.

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> he doesn't know how garbage disposals work

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This. Don't turn the fucker on when you hand is in it. That's it, that is literally the only thing you have to do in order to not get hurt. And it's actually just NOT doing something. I don't understand how people get hurt by garbage disposals.

I rarely even need boiling water, so I have no use for a kettle. Even if I needed it for a drink or something, I have a Keurig which dispenses boiling water if I desire.

Technically it does alter the molecules. But a kettle does the same thing

>the jewish kettle
enjoy your bacteria dispenser

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To be fair I've never seen such a thing before. What purpose does it serve? Does it filter wastewater or something?

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I’m going to need a link to that story

microwaves are the most pointless appliance and only meant for lazy people who eat garbage

>worrying about bacteria
Wait until you hear what lives in your stomach.

But the wife, she makes coffee every morning using a french press. I don't drink coffee so I barely need boiling water.

The french press was my idea.. much regret.

not lime scale and mold

It’s so that you can put waste into the sink and not clog your drains. It has the equivalent of a larger blender blade in it to mince and shred scraps. Means you don’t have to put food waste into the garbage and have it stink up the house or anything.

It’s almost like you have to clean things that maintain regular contact with water.

I think you mean siphon break.

Get on my level, nigger

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>he doesn't have a white man's coffee beaker

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>be burger
>have this gay shit
>have rat infestations

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I got half a horse running mine.

Fake news

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How the fuck do you connect garbage disposals to rat infestations?

Electric kettles don't whistle, user.

Coffee maker....

you can't clean your Keurig. they're made that way on purpose so the mineral deposits eventually clog the thing and you buy a new one

lame
into the trash it goes

d-don't tell me
you actually use hot water for drinking

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A garbage disposal is designed to waste electricity fucking around with wastewater while clogging up with the stuff it is designed to grind up and ultimately needing to be replaced. If you are looking to make a lot of noise when cleaning dishes then buy a garbage disposal

jesus fucking christ
you have to be 18+ to visit this site

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That's the Evolution Compact by Insinkerator. The true white man's disposal.

My garbage disposal can grind bones and makes less noise than the microwave. maybe don't buy cheap appliances like a nigger

I’ve cleaned it several times. Fill the reservoir halfway full with vinegar, run it once or twice to flush out the water in the heating tank, and on the third run, you pull the plug when it begins to dispense so that the vinegar stays inside the lines to the dispensing nozzle. It literally works just like that. Dunno what kike marketing you feel for.

No, air gap

The house my parents live in has a built in microwave over the stove. I don't think they've ever used it to heat anything; my mom uses it as a breadbox

Didnt answer my question nerd

I don't own a microwave. Wife is against them

...what?

Lolwut

but I have a kettle, and my espresso machine makes hot water at the perfect temperature too

That was very popular in the 80's and 90's. I am very happy that we've evolved to range hoods that expel food smells

It’s relatively easy to remove mineral deposits user. You can rig up a low voltage closed loop pump setup for under 50 bucks and flush with a mild acid. I do the same thing with heat exchangers all the time

everything is wrong with that

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>Don't turn the fucker on when you hand is in it.
Now someone tells me!

>Waste more money on a wasteful appliance designed for morons who are too goddamn lazy to watch when they are putting goddamn chunks of food and bones down the drain
Stop being so goddamn stupid

absolutely no fucking way you actually have a "screen tax" holy shit kill your government if thats the case

>waaaah people do things that I don’t do they must be stupid
Imagine being this narcissistic

>I don't drink coffee
Imagine admitting being a homosexual on Jow Forums...

air gaps are terribly inconvenient to modern kitchen design

Keurigs are for fags. By a grinder and make a pot of whole bean like a man.

How do brits wash there hands? Blast both and then wave their hands between them in a clap motion mixing the two in a splish splashy vortex?

This completely befuddles the bong.
>You put ice in your drink user? Doesn't that give you indigestion?

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i don't trust them, and the coffee pods or whatever they're called come out to nearly $1.00 a piece, $0.50 if you buy the store brand. Then there is the quantity restrictions. The models that allows you to brew 20+ oz. at one time is like $300. I got a very nice enameled kettle that will last forever for $60 and looks comfy on the hob.

ThatWasATeleJoke.giv

Uhhmmm... what?

They just use cold. The hot water remains untouched for decades.

ive never had one of these and i manage just fine.

>i put food trash in the garbage that I only empty every other day at most
this is how you get ants

Boy you'd have to hold it in there for a while to grind it that far down.

>bongs are afraid of their fingers getting nicked
Its a wonder auto repair exists over there.

It's got a hood/fan built in, too. It's really a nice kitchen, all the modern conveniences, but my folks are so old-fashioned they could probably get by with a woodstove. Mom washes the dishes in the sink and uses the dishwasher as a drying rack for the already clean dishes. When the apocalypse comes, they probably won't even notice for a few weeks.

Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.

Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his grass,
Tax the roads he must pass.

Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.

Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he’s good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he’s gone, we won’t relax,
We’ll still be after the inheritance tax.

U fokin wot m8

>Wife is against them
Well, tell that retarded cow that she is being constantly bombarded with microwaves from celltowers, cell phones, wifi, etc.

Fucking retarded pussy.

>I am so goddamn dumb I need an appliance to grind up my kitchen waste so I don't clog the drain
Goddamn

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The problem with those above range microwaves that include a fan is the path the air flows through is impossible to get to for cleaning without taking out the entire microwave and disassembling it. Very unsanitary. I have a microwave inside of a cupboard, and mostly use it to keep my potatoes.

>be efficient
>cook the exact amount of food i plan to consume
The absolute state of poor planners.

She does all the cooking, retard leaf. Food tastes better and it's not microwaved garbage. Go heat up another hotpocket, neet boy

You make a perfect couple, couple of retards.

Better than my 31 year old friend who didnt know dishwashers didnt scrub off any caked on shit that dried on the dishes
He asked "what the fuck is the point of this if I have to clean the dishes anyway"

>Garbage = Clean
You niggers are getting worse

This leaves the euro flabbergasted
>Why do Americans have stalls for their toilets when people can just look through the cracks?

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>he throws away all of his scrap food and complains of ants and bugs

It’s his tendies night.

do you not know how a microwave works?

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This triggers the americans out of their minds

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Are you brain dead or something, or do you not know that letting food waste sit in a garbage basket is a great way to get ants?

the goat is to have a small convention oven that heats up much faster. next to a bigger oven. Our ovens are way too big so we can cook that turkey once a year. Europe will often have smaller ovens built in.
second goat is to have a toaster over

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>Tax his land, tax his wage,
>Tax his bed in which he lays.
>Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
>Teach him taxes is the rule.
>Tax his cow, tax his goat,
>Tax his pants, tax his coat.
>Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
>Tax his work, tax his dirt.
>Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
>Teach him taxes are no joke.
>Tax his car, tax his grass,
>Tax the roads he must pass.
>Tax his food, tax his drink,
>Tax him if he tries to think.
>Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
>If he cries, tax his tears.
>Tax his bills, tax his gas,
>Tax his notes, tax his cash.
>Tax him good and let him know
>That after taxes, he has no dough.
>If he hollers, tax him more,
>Tax him until he’s good and sore.
>Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
>Tax the sod in which he lays.
Thank you so much for that poem I saved it in a Word doc.

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