How do I buy Mein Kampf at a bookstore without looking like a Nazi?

awkwardly tell the cashier that its for an homework and mention to everybody you encounter in the store that youre not a nazi
its the best way to get on a list

I was thinking about that but I just don't want to wait for shipping. I want to read it NOW

This. You can at least have the excuse of saying it’s for research. Or just buy a copy online

Amazon is evil. Never use it.

Order it from barnes and nobles
The pic you posted is the Murphy translation tho. Get the Ford one. I own both and definitely go for the Ford translation.

PDF copy unless you hate reading a book off the screen

My little brother wanted to buy it from Barnes and Noble as a joke, and I bought it for him on the condition that he’d actually read it. I just told the lady he was writing a paper on Germany lol

don't be a pussy buy that shit with some pride

with a fake name and cash obviously

I bought Ben Shapiro's BULLIES and the hipster cashier made a snide comment to me

>My little brother wanted to buy it from Barnes and Noble as a joke
thats what he wants you to think

you dont buy it without looking like a nazi sorry

buy it like a fucking man. Purple hair bitch at the counter will be impressed by your testosterone level. She will go back to her natural blond hair color and prepare her womb for you seed. Be a fucking man. I drive around with a rebel flag on my truck in a university town.

You'll be hard pressed to find a store that carries it. If anyone asks you could always say that you're doing you master's thesis on the weimar republic or propaganda works.

Don't - you're not worthy. Also, use cash.
Buy some very explicit sex books along with it.

all the Ford translations I've seen online are pretty expensive. What does the cover of yours look like and how much did it cost? Also does anyone know what translation they sell at Barnes and Nobles

Get a PDF

Step in the store wearing this attire.

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just be a man and buy it.

Unprofessional! But a cashier smirked at me when I bought "Lady Chatterly's Lover", so, it happens.

With the appropriate attire, a nazi uniform

I actually did ask for it in a book store here in France, and they actually did have it. It was a bit awkward, but turns out nobody cared because I'm a chink so of course I don't look like a nazi.

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you have a black friend?
this is where the black friend comes in.
send in the black friend to steal it for you.
yamulka works too. just grow your sideburns out and use a curling iron.
should be aiight.

Go through self-checkout.

Fucking beta bitch opinions.
If you want to read it, buy it. The store wouldn't have the book on its shelf if the book didn't sell.

Wear a kike hat.

Just google a pdf for free faggot

Gotta get the Ford translation though, everything else is bullshit

This

The only good one is the Stalag edition

Genuinely curious as to who is profiting off the sale of these books nowadays.
I'll be damned if it's a Jew.

What’s the best translation/edition?

What is wrong with the Stalag translation?

You idiot. Why the fuck do you care what the hipster fag at the counter thinks? Grow some balls, shave your head, wear a black leather jacket and service boots, and slap that bitch on the counter while looking him or her right in the eye. That's what I did.

You go up to the counter like a chad and loudly ask if they have any copies of it in stock, preferably autographed first editions. Then if they say no you demand that they order a copy.

absolves everything. a damn strong victimhood card in current year's deck of oppression olympics

Perhaps stop being a pussy and caring what cat women that work at bookstores think

Truth, I cancelled Prime and Audible... and i fucking LOVE audiobooks. But what can you do

Tell pep the clerk it's for school.

Ye' oldie Video-Eazy porn sammich.

This. One would do well to study both sided

You have to throw a joking seig heil when they ring it up. Then everyone knows its a joke and you will be ok.

Or you could just download it for frer

Amazon

Freestyle

Wear a yamaka

have a dildo sticking out of your butt

I don't believe they carry that

Nigga. There's nothing or educational value in the Commies manifesto.
Unless constant reiterations of I'm not even it maid to 3, loosely defined. Perceived injustices. With zero suggestions are how to correct.

Literally just walk in and buy it you retard, if someone asks tell them you like Hitler
Stop being a pussy

Do the following
>start shooting heroin
>have unprotected male anal sex (receptive of course) with loads of pozzed niggers
>study gender studies
>dye your hair pink
>start transitioning
>chop your dick off
>go to store
>grab mein Kampf
>slam it on the counter
>proclaim: "I will educate myself about my enemy and then i will SMASH Fascism!!!!"
>get standing ovations

After this nobody will suspect you to be a nazi.

There is no more copyright on it since a couple of years. Literally anyone can print and sell it now.
Before that the federal state of Bavaria held the rights to it. Yes that's right, Bavaria administrated Hitler's inheritance.

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Go buy it and not give one single fuck what others think you pussy

why do you care if some random ass clerk thinks you're a nazi

Bavarian regional government last I knew

You go buy it on amazon.

They cut the price from 14.88$ at that!

amazon.com/Mein-Kampf-Vol-II/dp/1682044904

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So, the Jews.

There is always a benefit in knowing your opponent's literature, there is even more in knowing it better than them.

I genuinely do not give a fuck. Maybe it’s because of who I am. But this wouldn’t bother me at all. If people stared at me I would tell them to stop raping me with a smirk on my face. But then again with my persona I get away with goose stepping at work and the black people gave up on calling me a Nazi and we all have good laughs together. Of course I told them to stop insulting me because I’m not just merely a Nazi I am ‘literally hitler’. Of course I’m not really a Nazi which OP probably is since he has a case of the feels buying this book.

My sides are now in orbit

Even when the literature is afaik. Is never present in any argument.
Should the enemy be engaged with said book, Any outcome of it having effect have a common presence a debilitate mental capacity disorder is evident prior?

Just pay with cash you mongoloid.

Walk in. Find book. Bring book to counter. Put book on counter. Pay for book. Leave bookstore. Go read book. Fuck off.

Even my giant local ultraliberal bookstore stocks Mein Kampf. They don't care, they stock it to sell it.

on the list?
i give them anti-semitic slurs for my security questions at banks

Why would you buy it? There are free copies all over the place.

dude just buy it. i bought and it was fine. i mean they are the ones selling it kek

Why waste money on some dipshit autist without the courage to face the consequences of his actions' drivel? That said, just fucking pay for it and walk out. Who gives a fuck if someone thinks you're a nazi. Since you're reading mein schwantz one is safe to figure you are in fact a piece of shit nazi. Have you not the courage of your convictions, you piece of shit?

lmao

Just buy a bunch of other history books especially holocaust ones, it will just make it seem like they are required readings or you need them for research.

Dont buy it from a store the royalties go to help jews.

Tell them it's university requirement, , this too.

grow a pair of balls and if someone gives you a weird look "Wir müssen die Existenz unseres Volkes und eine Zukunft für weiße Kinder sichern." Hitler bannana then do a 360 and walk away.

Wear a fucking burka highjob.

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Fuck it. Go big or go home. Order several at once:
>Mein Kampf
>The Jews and Their Lies
>The Culture of Critique
>Breaking the Spell
>By Way of Deception
>The Fire

Go in well-dressed. Smile and be polite. Walk out with your bounty. Bonus points if you can hold the door for someone. Really blow their minds if it's for a minority.

> der-fuehrer.org/meinkampf/english/Mein Kampf (Ford Translation).pdf

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Grow a little moustache, wear a swastika and give them a roman salute before leaving.

kys

> archive.org/details/meinkampf035176mbp/page/n137

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Just explain that Trump said it was a good book so you want to check it out.

>mention to everybody you encounter in the store that youre not a nazi
This is crucial

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This!

wear a kippa

whoa !

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but you are a nazi

If you aren't already researching the way your enemy thinks, you're doing it wrong.

put eyedrops in right before you reach the counter as well, and just say oy vey repeatedly