/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - Keep the Dream Alive Edition

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


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Roberts, are you guys here?

Yeah how about you?

10 4 good buddie

frens

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I 88 feel so ALONE !

I know your pain. The /cpd/ threads used to be so /comfy/

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Anything good tonight?

Any chimpenings, bros

Lpd is getting to be pathetic fucking woosey ass shit..... man I may have to go look on Liveleak to get a fix.

just started listening myself, but it is real Robert hours now, and we're in the run up to the 4th or July, so expect some good stuff

Temp in Chicanga may be too cool for chimpinings.

>63 and drizzle
Yeah, the next week looks like a bust actually

Thanks for the feed by the way.

Maybe some large complex fires hmmmmm.

humidity is at 75% tho, and that shit can make it feel like a jungle

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For the record, Roberts, if you play this with the volume lowered under the scanner, it's max /comfy/

youtube.com/watch?v=LL998ajnjN4

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thats the monkeys natural habitat though.

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My nigga.

this bread usually as dry as this?

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Evening, Roberts.

Over cooked but niggers dindu wont get going till 2 - 3:00

Good morning, Robert.

>14 year old who is pregnant by an adult male
>name is Sanchez

Never change Chicago

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I was having a shitty night and this is oddly calming & grounding, thank you OP.

Grateful Dead were at Wrigley tonight, might be some interesting calls of men on mushrooms fighting with niggers.

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>I was having a shitty night and this is oddly calming & grounding, thank you OP.
Whenever you're feeling down you can listen to a couple hours of CPD scanner and realize that no matter how bad things are at least you're not in Chicago.

I was laid up for a couple months healing from a compound fracture two summers ago and found /CPD/ threads. Comfy summer coonery was great solace.

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My county is pretty boring

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Shots fired!!!

>shots fired

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Proly a car backfireing..... or some nig nogs that got sum dem dar fir crackers.

DEPORT!!!

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>FROM YOUR FRIEND ANONYMOUS

holy shit bois. I just tuned in, first warmish night in a while. Season's on!!

Dispatch literally said

...from your friend anonymous...

it's good to be back Roberts, sounds like fucking unmitigated chaos tonight

YOOT problems, Pulaski just south of Roosevelt

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She an heroed

>Shots fired on levin and wilson

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dice games and nigbulls

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>100 drag racers out there

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It's like a little slice of Africa right in your own back yard.

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July is when these things heat up

Holy shit CPD I have missed you.
What are the niggers up to tonight?
Someone give me a run down?

the afro tribal warfare picks up pace in the spring months

PRs are out

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>gang disturbance on 34th street

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Ape Hanger

>Someone give me a run down?
Just anons listening to the steady decay of what remains of first world civilization.

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>first world civilization.
>Chicongo
Is this your first time here?
CPD is best thread in the summer.
I remember a few years ago when their were niggers grabbing people and pulling them into the sewers.
Funny shit

WATCH YO KEYS

>Saw someone jump into someone's window from the second floor
>Same location where they had a party and a lady's window got shot out
Because it's not really a party until some nigger starts shooting.

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WHO IS ROBERT??

>I remember a few years ago when their were niggers grabbing people and pulling them into the sewers.

Never forget sewer nigger.

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The hero Chicago needs but doesn't deserve.

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He is the hero we don't deserve

pretty good song

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kek
I love CPD

someone call the FBI!!!!!!!

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>female black who looks white or hispanic did crack or some other white substance and is threatening her family with a knife

>female black who looks hispanic and white
>threatening a baby with a knife
Dios Mio!

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>beaners with AR-15s in the alley

Oh shit armed with AR-15s

>Two male hispanics armed with AR15s

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>Everybody's fine

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>Man slumped over the wheel, fire requesting las
>EMS is not responding at this time

Gosh. I work a comfy, well appointed semi rural system in a white area. I hear these war stories and im glad I skipped that part of my career

I'm going to sleep, Roberts. Thanks to OP for keeping these threads going this season

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And it was only parked there for 3 minutes.

>tfw your wife cuts you

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>bar security was racist to him

Mfw I live in Chicago


>Buy povertyfeng ham radio
>Listen live to any channel
>Hear shots fired
>Turn off radio

>somebody broke down her door and hit her in the head with a mirror

so what does robert mean?

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Callsign for night shift patrol cars.

evening, Roberts
what's been happening?

>boat accident
>black tranny with a knife
>beaners with assault rifles

Usual Friday night in Chicongo, really.

sounds about right
glad to see more CPD threads this year. I might make tomorrow's - gotta prepare for the weeks approaching July 4th

man, I'm getting nothing but static right now
anybody else?

Somebody's needed to check their keys for a while now.

damn, that's a bummer - kinda jonesing for a good stream tonight
I've been going through the different YouAreListeningTo streams, and so far I've gotten good reception from Atlanta, Boston, Denver, Detroit, and Houston

also: NYPD, Phoenix, Portland, St. Louis, and San Antonio are working - might try a few of those

finally back!
>male indian in a white polo shirt slapped her

>shots fired

>battery in progress
>4 males are fistfighting

What sorts of crimes happen regardless of the clime? Remove the humidity fueled crimes of passion and there's just the everyday crimes fo stupid. Still maintaining hope in the face of endless static. Unless Chicago has become subsumed in another world. Any chi-towners able to let us know the place still exists?

alright, I'm gonna turn in now
don't forget to tune in for the July 4th special edition of /CPD/ - barring inclement weather, that's always a highlight of these threads

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'night Roberts

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