Brit/pol/ - fuck its a slow news day edition

The current headlines are as followed:
Two London teens killed within 15 minutes of each other
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48646922
Jeremy Hunt brands Labour leader 'pathetic' over Iran comments
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48645280
Chuka is a bit of a twat
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48639256

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZwVW1ttVhuQ
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Errr lads wtf

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why does his head look so fucking weird

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ha
he has funny head

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Man in 30s stabbed to death in London becomes third killing in 24 hours

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Who’s our boy pol?

desperate stats for undemocratic shitehawks

A MASSIVE cheer goes up as Nigel takes down ambitions of a European army,
>"I'd rather put the future trust and security of this country with the 5 EYES, and America with NATO than any EU army led by Brussels."
twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/1125427239854706688

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Raab(i)

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Well it held no legal weight, so it wasn’t a democratic vote in the first place.

Agreed.

Agreed. It was heavily biased in favour of Remain.

You need to add the rest of the population of the EU

I think you’re a bit stupid lad, it was an opinion poll, nothing more

tell me the real history then

Oh no that’s terrible

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you will perish in the crisis you precipitate.
fitting.

>tell me
Pick up a book. Im not your father.

He left.

If you don't vote, you don't count, and can't complain.

>it was an opinion poll, nothing more
You're the only one who's being stupid here, son.

If you cant complain, whats left?

Suicide?

I don’t know why you’re bringing your opinions into a simple case of numbers and facts???

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You forgot to put in mentioning European glamour destinations like you know them well/grew up there.

Seriously guys, I have to go smoke that joint now.

This is Britain.

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Let's do that properly, shall we?

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Orange, working class women whose parents do not know or care enough to prepare them properly to be up standing menbers of their community.
The parents werent taught before and they wont know what to teach their children and so all this intellectual property gets lost or discarded and society gets worse while we all see how great it it.

Got any vera´s?.............lovely.

Should have voted then idiot

This is Britain

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well then, if you cant explain your country's history, it's abundantly clear you don't know it.

>abundantly clear
KJ

hmm

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>if you cant explain your country's history, it's abundantly clear you don't know it
VERY low iq

>only 37% voted leave
Lol

>only 35% voted remain
Lol

It's all your faults for not fucking voting
You didnt want to leave? Get of your mums basement and drag your fat ass to a polling station but no you're too fucking lazy too do that and now look at the state were in.

tl:dr its your fault for not voting remain retards
Next time go to a polling station

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This Is England

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How much longer do you think we have before this degeneracy results in the destruction of Britain?

It’s even less than that if you add the EU population to remain

>How much longer do you think we have before this degeneracy results in the destruction of Britain?
A couple of weeks?

stop being low IQ aids monkeys, this is the real graph (not accounting for every single person that has died since the start of humanity until 2016)

tidy

ummayad caliphate bro

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We need to start by deporting 29.09 million.

minibezos

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kek

I am asking you very seriously.

Do you know what Spain is made up of?

Despite being 37% of the electorate

Part and parcel

>minibez

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What is it made up of then? castilian part, basque, catalonia places like that i guess

>What is it made up of then?
Do you have access to the internet?

Hows your kids job hunt getting on Manuel, they had to move country yet?

moors lol

>they had to move country yet?
Britains full

>lol
Homosexual

>I was forced to apologise for saying ‘crippling debt’ at Bristol student council because it might offend disabled people. Surely this is infringement on my free speech. This is a common turn of phrase and clearly wasn’t in reference to disabled people. Student politics is insane

twitter.com/SabriSun_Miller/status/1138526838626705410

Im not wrong though mate

t. José Francisco Martinez de la Mañuz von Español

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Reminder:
If Brexit has not occured by Nov 1st, then the rule of law is null and void, and the triggerman will man be a mystery.

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>Hows your kids job hunt getting on
They have a job overcharging dumb Brit tourists for lacklustre experiences.
I buy the wine for 1e50.
I sell for 20euros. No joke.

Thanks

Comfy where I am, they want to clean my toilet for minimum wage, if not how about your mum?

>Student politics is insane
That is discrimination against people of lesser psycholoical constitution. The so-called insane are valuable members of globohomo and should not be reduced by being compared tp politics, or even worse, student politics.

RACIST!!!

>Billy McKee: Hundreds attend Provisional IRA founder's funeral
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-48647651

Im not wrong if I say 7 is a number.

Dont mean Im a mathematician though

remain was not a majority of the population, therefore we should leave, using their logic

You must be rich, so why are you on Pol?

>Comfy
Are you one of those working class hard lads who loves the feel of track pants on his newly talced ball sack.
A spot of dirt on me new trainers. Throw them out of attack someone. What will I do.
My mum is the head of my house.
Love feeling comfy.
Never not had a girlfriend.
Dont know what its like to be alone
Dont ask me what a real man is though.
I dont like them questions.

I said that the ummayad caliphate existed and moors had sex with spaniards, everyone knows that

i'm making secret bubble mixture

Got a cold. No chocolate or popcorn or pringles to snack on while I watch films/telly and recover.

>everyone
Well, if everyone know it, it must be pretty valuable info.
Keep it to yourself. Wink Wink.
And always wear the factor 400,mmmkay?

When you look at what happened, the Spanish and Portuguese could have force the muzzies out a lot sooner if they had unified but they were still all screwing each other over

>Got a cold. No chocolate or popcorn or pringles to snack on while I watch films/telly and recover
Is your name Edwina?

>he thinks the British left aren’t influenced and get money from the Chicago Democrats.

Look up Hope not Hate and Kitty Kurth.

No but I had an Irish ex who was called Edwina. I miss her. Fuck you user im already feeling bad enough

>And always wear the factor 400,mmmkay?
Seething non-white

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>Kitty Kurth.
What age was she?

Nonce

>Irish ex who was called Edwina.
What age was she?

I will when im on holidays, I want to get that Spanish tan

sprog walt cunt

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It has already happened

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Lads the gf is away and I wanna dress in her clothes and fuck my arse with her toys. Where's the best place to get poppers with cash?

Check out these racists!


youtube.com/watch?v=ZwVW1ttVhuQ

>I want to get that Spanish tan
You are a celtic boy

At a lad. If they’re stupid enough to think it’s a good deal that’s their fault.

She's sucking off a gollywog right now. Shlurp.

Shoot your chuff down to the nearest sex shop. They should stock to help dilate your anal muscles.

Have a great time!

22-23. We together about 18months. This was a few years ago.

is eddie about?

uhh hello??
sorry this is brit/pol/ lol not euro/pol/
only people who won against Napoleon can post here sorry :))

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>"The NHS is shit and needs major reforms"
>"So you want everyone to go bankrupt if they fall ill like in the US?"
What the fuck is wrong with people?

Excellent