Are fancy movie theater policies racist?

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The pricing, the rules ... they're really designed to exclude niggers, right? It's white soibois paying extra to watch their avenger movie without niggers hollering.

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wow what an epic thread bro

Answer the question. Is this a "no niggers allowed" by proxy?

I'm going to one tonight

they had a sign up on a wall the last time I was there that said anybody being racist would be banned from the theater

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I don't get the appeal of dine in cinemas. I don't want to drink alcohol and eat a full meal when I'm focusing on a movie. Give me some bunch crunch and leave me alone.

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>being racist would be banned
Meanwhile it's all whites, literally whiter than a Jow Forums meetup.

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shiiieeeet it’s jim crow all ova again

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>the appeal
No niggers or beaners.

The alcohol thing though. It makes makes me want to go to the bathroom and talk loudly.

found it on google maps images

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I know. White liberals in their little enclaves like Austin and Portland love to crow about how bad racism is (read: how much better they are than you), meanwhile they live in the most segregated places.

it's a cool place, sucks that it's openly woke to the point that I avoid going there because it's cringe

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>especially in connection to:
>citizenship status

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It's the only way to ensure white spaces in the modern world. You simply create a venue that requires even a minuscule iota of above average standards and its a haven.

Slightly more expensive than the average food stamp? Boom, white land.
Require a pass to enter that needs to be pre ordered earlier than 2 weeks? Boom, whitetopia.
Pants must be worn above ankles? Boom, whiteyville.
Father must accompany you? Boom, White's Landing.

Can I order crab legs? This is important.

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I really like the strict quiet rules.
Everybody knows niggers can’t do quiet.
But I don’t want people eating food near me.

I don’t go to the theater anymore because other people close to me are too distracting with their phones and talking and popcorn munching.

>talking in a movie theatre

And who would do those things? 13% of moviegoers do 52% of all inappropriate disruption of events.

>And who would do those things? 13% of moviegoers do
nuffin

All the ones near me are DUI factories

I hate this idea that going to the cinema should be a social event. Just watch the movie and shut up. Little shits ruined pet sematary for me because they kept talking.

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>Id "KyS"

Robert my man!

Don't worry I have a date to get past the no singles policy she's just meeting up with me later kek

I'll take some crab legs and kino corn for my falcon. Extra butter on both!

I better take a bullet proof vest too. Don't want another incident like the last kinoplex! (Designated shooter missed half the theatre and got escorted to the popcorn mines for 3 months!!)

And Robert, big guy! Watch out for those wet floors!!

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Funny enough alcohol is banned in cinemas in my state. It's some old law from 100 years ago because Broadway actors were scared of drunks throwing things at them or something. Somehow it applies to cinemas which makes no sense, but whatever.

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Absolutely. Everywhere should adopt the No Nig Tax. There's a beautiful island in Florida named Sanibel that has a $6 toll to even set foot on it. Guess the population statistics.

It's not that the theater is racist or necessarily designed to exclude niggers. It's just that they actually enforce their rules and use the fact that they're strict about kicking people out as a selling point. Niggers generally don't know how to behave in theaters, so they're more likely to be subject to Alamo's ejection policy. Yes, the rules effect the races in a disparate way that effectively bans niggers from the space, but it's only about as racist as niggers being incarcerated for murder and robbery at several times higher rates than other races. It's not that the law is out to get niggers, it's that niggers won't stop nigging.

When I was a teenager, the local movie theatre I worked at had two security guards that would kick you out if you talked or were on your phone. It was a comfy job, got to watch movies and got paid doing it. Working retail is easy, why do people act like it's such a demanding job?

Oh Oh, let me guess! The median age is above 50.

It was shit anyway.

>AY YO! THIS SINGLETON NIGGA GWAN DA SHOW! AYYYY YO POOKIE *SMACKS LIPS, GRABS DIQ* LOOKIT DIS NIGGA! DIS NIGGA HE BE EATINS DEM BEANS NIGGA!!!

well worth the restrictions to avoid niggerosity.

I just looked it up and the median age is 65. That means that if you're 65 years old, half the people living there are older than you. Why the fuck would you want to live in a place like that unless you're retired?

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Retail is fairly cucked in America. When I worked in a theater we almost never kicked anybody out, and had to get managerial approval to issue warnings to people about being loud. Also, our strategy for whenever anybody complained a was to apologize profusely and offer them free shit till they went away. There was a bitch who would come in at least twice a month and complain that our popcorn was too salty because she knew if she didn't let up we'd give her coupons for more snacks.

>red walls to destroy contrast and tint the picture
>high as fuck backrests to completely demolish surround sound
>leather seats and solid wood tables, so that reflections completely botch the sound
>shit grading and "people" much too low with respect to the screen, destroying their necks
how is that fancy?
the monkeys responsible for such an abomination of a theater should have their hands chopped off and be hanged
the fuckwits buying tickets for that crap should get savagely shanked in the ass
t. acoustic physicist

Maybe old people don't want niggers around them too?

It's more than that; they're battling home theaters.
I've got $5k set up, why would I go to a theater and deal with niggers, kids, and over priced junk food.
It's a great concept, but, I haven't seen anything in the theater since 2008, and that was a matinee for

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I saw John Wick 3 at the theater, first time I have gone in almost ten years. I had to pick my row and then my seat before I bought my ticket, that really pissed me off. Then the commercial said "no texting." Fuck you, I will text if I want, it doesn't make noise and no one can see it. And the seats were uncomfortable as hell.

Fuck theaters. Never again.

It's only fancy because they exclude niggerish behavior.

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>no arriving late
Oy! Don't miss our 30 minutes of consumerist mind control after you've paid for your ticket goyim!

A. Going to the movies is bluepilled

B. If you are forced to go, sitting next to rude niggers is by far one of the most aggravating experiences one can endure.

still such a shit tier theater that I wouldn't even watch movie for free in there

This is something that's bothering me about Hollywood. They keep bringing back le millennial 90s nostalgia because it's sells. Capeshit and nostalgia are all that makes money. Alita Battle Angel was good, but it flopped because it wasn't capeshit or nostalgia. It's all so gay.

>it doesn't make noise and no one can see it
Yes they can you ignorant yank, there's nothing more anoying than seeing some blue glow constantly appearing in the corner of your vision as some dopamine addicted zoomer checks their phone for the 50th time.

So, you’re an idiot then?
> texting is fine... it’s only me shining a flashlight during the movie. People can suck it.
> t. JeMarquis

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in the 80's we had 60's movies, in the 90's we had 70's movies, in the 00's we had 90's movies, now we have 90's movies.

how do they manage to make it so white, Brooklyn is 40% black but their theater is all white

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there were 10 people in the theater. total

It flopped because it went up agaisnt captain marvel. I have no idea why anyone would release a film on the same date

i hate it i hate it. i messed it up i hate my life

in the 80's we had 60's movies,
in the 90's we had 70's movies,
in the 00's we had 80's movies,
now we have 90's movies.

> ten people in the theater total
> fuck that other 90%
Come on, user, you need to check your niggertude

Kek looks like a school

if you are bothered by someone four rows down from you texting, when you cannot even see their phone ( i held it in my lap) then you are a freak

Why in the world would ANYBODY talk during a movie? Wtf is going on?

Battle Angel came out like 2 or 3 weeks before Fungus.

>ALL WHITE

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Low IQ mouth breathing retards is what it is.

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It is well known that cinemas are recruiting centres for the klan

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"Who is that"
"What happened?"
"I bet she knows"
"No way, I thought it was the other guy!"

I was shocked when I watched movies with people that talked through them. You miss half the fucking dialogue.

The idea if kicking out noise makers/texters is fun and they show older movies on the regular but holy shit are they full woke sjw.

The whole females only Wonder Woman showings they did was quite the woke smug. Even better when it backfired and people sued and the feds had to get involved because of gender discrimination.

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This whole thing is too American
>GIVE ME FOOD, ME CAN'T BE HUNGRY FOR 1 MORE HOUR
>NOM NOM NOM
>WAHH I CAN'T TALK? LET ME SEE YOUR MANAGER!

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There's no way you're white or older than 20

>I don’t go to the theater anymore because other people close to me are too distracting with their phones and talking and popcorn munching.

Popcorn I can tolerate, but I absolutely don't understand people who can't stay off their phones during a movie. Not even a 20ft screen with bright flashing images is enough to distract people anymore.

I only go to a cinema just before the movie is done with its release, just to ensure that nobody will be there.

Making everything "racist" has led to more people being openly racist and not caring since it isn't taken seriously

Are the giant florescent dildos included with the purchase of a ticket or do they cost extra?

Re-segregation had to start somewhere, user.

Ayyy I used to live there with my grandmother while I was fixing up her house. Really nice place, but yeah the average age is 65. Hardly any young adults or kids. To be honest I prefer fort myers beach even though it's insanely degenerate.

And the $6 bridge fee doesn't completely keep out nigs, they can't afford to live there but they drink liquor at the causeway beach during the summer. I remember seeing a bunch of donks on 28/30inch rims.

>the hollywood jew is more civilized and better than the handheld electronic jew

what kind of jew addicted nigger are you? are you seriously defending hollywood?

ill just leave this here

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This is the Raleigh location ;-)

>I only go to a cinema just before the movie is done with its release, just to ensure that nobody will be there.

This is why I finally went to see Fried Green Tomatoes last week.
It was just me and a couple of old lesbians, who died back in 2002, in the theater.

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Alamo is great. I stopped going to the movies for a few years because of how terrible the experience was at normal locations.

>Children under 5 in R rated horror movies crying and screaming
>Nigs and teens talking, throwing shit, and or heckling anything on screen
>Zero response from theater staff

At least the Alamo has a strict ejection policy. It's the only way I watch movies now. Glass of bourbon, fries, and no niggers.

>wtf
wow you are wonderful. thank you for this. i think i will save it forever. probably get a degenerate tattoo of what you left here.

What kind of retard watch a movie with other «people».

I'll see you there user
just don't walk around that area at night, it doesn't seem like a nice part of town

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Are you the worlds biggest asshole? You smell like it from here...

Back in the day, before our demographics were wrecked by tech companies and Californians, Austin really didn't have minorities around at there. No niggers, and the Mexicans stayed in their own immigrant neighborhoods (which is common in immigrant communities). The middle class spics who weren't recent immigrants lived in white neighborhoods, typically.Life was better here 15+ years ago
t. native Austinite

Also, the next city that's on the hipster/tech radar for colonization is Raleigh, NC. So get out while you can, or buy property now and sit on it for a few years and flip it.

I live in a different Florida beach town nowadays, and it's kind of interesting going to Walmart. All the motorized scooters are in-use, but it's all elderly people riding in them, not 30-something hamplanets.

Why do you think bars and clubs have dress codes? To keep niggers and spics out. You never see white kid clothes on the banned list. Also notice you only see dress codes in bars and clubs that are near diverse areas? Go to an all white suburb and you won't find dress codes anywhere. It's sad businesses have to jump through hoops to keep niggers out.

I work for one of these places and I love it. The pay is not great but seeing you autist fat fucks roll in is great. Also I love kicking out people

>tfw when fat cracker pulls up and can hardly fit in the desktype seating, so I set his milkshake on his table far enough to where he cant reach ,cause he is a fatass, so hes forced to ask me to reach it for him.

>tfw i get regulars that dont tip so i constantly bring there food last and if i really dislike you I'll fuck with your food

>tfw i can kick out any doucebag whiteboi i want

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Why is it wrong to exclude people based on race and other genetic traits?

>they had a sign up on a wall the last time I was there that said anybody being racist would be banned from the theater
GOOD
no need to be racist so long as there are no niggers around

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>i constantly bring there food

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>I stopped going to the movies for a few years because of how terrible the experience was at normal locations.
That's nice, but I stopped going because of how terrible the movies were. I can go years between going to the movies, I think I might even be up to one a year now.

This. So true.

>not bringing your own can of beans to eat when you go to a movie

>and the Mexicans stayed in their own immigrant neighborhoods
...which are now getting flooded with hipsters raising the rents, especially after the choo-choo train had to be routed through the east side to reach downtown.

>Also, the next city that's on the hipster/tech radar for colonization is Raleigh, NC
its been under siege since the 90's and fell 10 years ago. sandford which is 35 miles south on US1 is mexican territory since 1994.

cary is PAJEETS, homosexual pedophiles, asians of various seasonings, and WOKE ugly bitches. chapel hill is retarded NPC's, durham is NIGGERTOWN USA FO SHO!!

>would rather live with niggers than boomers

when my friends dad got us in with these old ladies from there, since he was a gigolo/cabana boy for these old widows with voracious sexual appetites, I caught the clap from the old woman I was fucking to pay my rent, and my buddy caught honest to god syphilis. these were 75 year old women with their dead husbands money too. they wanted to fuck young men in their early 20's.

boomers: NOT EVEN ONCE.

And thanks to white guilt, these white bois still tip regarldess of the shitty job I did

Based and hobopilled

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How were you able to get it up for a 75yo?

Jesus what a geekfest. I hate theaters. Dirty, expensive. When I was a kid all the screens were bigger, and the movies were better. The Godfather, JAWS, Many westerns, comedy. Now its cape shit. SciFi used to be cool, not gay. They actually poped pop corn. Now the popcorn is as stale as the trope.

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