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Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

Tory leadership race: Contenders clash over Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48654729

UK and Russia consider May-Putin meeting to thaw relations
theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/16/uk-and-russia-consider-may-putin-meeting-to-thaw-relations

Gang of more than 100 youths bombard police with bottles and missiles in Lawless London 'riot' near Westfield Stratford City shopping centre
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147411/Gang-100-youths-bombard-police-bottles-missiles-Lawless-London.html

Brits in Magaluf and Benidorm targeted by thieving ‘mafia’ street sellers rinsing tourists
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/785657/Brits-tourists-magaluf-benidorm-mafia-street-sellers-pick-pockets

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youtu.be/70hGUFBaSlc?t=110
youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w
metaculus.com/questions/1641/will-boris-johnson-become-prime-minister-of-the-united-kingdom-before-30-march-2020/
youtube.com/watch?v=CWdRE0XyecA
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Joshua Campbell
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Noah Young

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Landon Harris
Landon Harris

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Tyler Brooks

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Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

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David Myers
David Myers

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Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

Is there anything yorkshire lad Sean Bean cannot do?

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Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

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Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

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Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

for me, it's the third matrix film

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

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Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

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Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

Why did Boris skip the debate?

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

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Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

fourth matrix film, yes or no:
strawpoll.me/18178154/r

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

should there be a fourth matrix film?
strawpoll.me/18178154/r

Austin Moore
Austin Moore

I've never seen Matrix 2 or 3, are they any good?

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

ah didnt realise it was the same thread people posted the link to twice lol

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

Tonight!

youtube.com/watch?v=bwX-KS1816c

Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

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Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

Traitors everywhere

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Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

I personally approve of a fourth Matrix film
they're good, not as good as the original but still good

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

yeah
3 can be a bit of a mindfuck, 2 has the greatest car chase scene in movie history (honestly how have you seen 2?)

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

this is bait

Come on mate, maybe 3 I can understand if you are just a casual fan but 2 is fucking great

Grayson King
Grayson King

how have you not***

Tyler James
Tyler James

He has nothing to gain, only ground to lose.

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

you betrayed the sesh

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Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

when will the tories pick the next UK traitor/EU servant? because I won't tune back into politics until then

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

The brothers that made it turned into trannies. Better off not filling your mind with gunk from theirs.

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Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

dont watch the films that invented the redpill

Matrix is kino. Not watching it because the wachowski sisters are insane isn't a good reason.

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

I love her bros ;_;

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Eli Ross
Eli Ross

2 and 3 are absolute dog shite.

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

Nice thread, lad.

Evan Green
Evan Green

I have seen cheap prostitutes look better than that and probably fuck better than she does.

Going by facial features you might want to try a Romanian (not to my taste, but might be yours though).

Julian Young
Julian Young

why do you envy me for abusing drugs?

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Jason Bell
Jason Bell

girl i started talking to on POF keeps sending me pics of her with her tits out
they are fucking enormous
asked her 3 times now if we can meet up
she keeps saying shes busy
ignore her then later her she will be like 'hey' and send me another pic
saved
fap again to her
nope busy
tried being nice, tried being flirtatious, tried being a pervert, tried insulting and denigrating her
always too busy to meet up

just have no idea what to do desu. why is she tormenting me

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Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

the sesh must go on

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Isaac Price
Isaac Price

this is such a brainlet opinion

so let me get this straight, you watched the first matrix film and when neo flew away like superman at the end you thought to yourself "ah yes, perfection"

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Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

Flexing a fiver lol

Benjamin Nguyen
Benjamin Nguyen

what is this bollocks

David Roberts
David Roberts

also mate you got boogers on your desk
Nasty bastid

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

Filthy cow probably takes it up the arse now her vag is like a burst football

Dirty Mogg sticks it in her bog

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

The concept of the matrix (redpill/bluepill), unplugging from it etc is unbelievable. The action in the first one was brilliant.
Everything else is nonsense. Hollywood is junk food for the brain

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

you envy me for my drugs and cash? okay lol virgins

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

...and now you're traceable if you ever spend that £5 note.

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

For a start post the tits you little bitch

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Anthony Price
Anthony Price

im already shagging her
sorry
bet u envy me lmao

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

but the law doesn't matter to me?

Levi James
Levi James

just be upfront you silly lad, tell her you want to make love

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

Spend the note then. Go on, spend it right now. I double dog dare you.

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

CATFISHED

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

I unironically want Sajid to win lads.

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

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Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

Get a grip you tit

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

I already used it to buy valium lmao

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

fat

Dominic Walker
Dominic Walker

Landwhale.

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

The concept of the matrix (redpill/bluepill), unplugging from it etc is unbelievable.
Everything else is nonsense.

lol i'm holding back the urge to write out a paragraph explaining why you are wrong so i'll keep this simple

1. the films are about perception, reality, life and death
2. the concept of artificial reality is a real theory
3. the second film has the greatest car chase scene in the history of cinema
4. the third film ends the story

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Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

nasty, why do you waste our time
blerghh, really
i got five pounds too you cretin

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

Sh'es a fatty , she's got wrists like hams

Samuel Gray
Samuel Gray

I like them like that though

yeah im a chub chaser sue me.

Blake Murphy
Blake Murphy

based parpswine
don't listen to these incels

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

Going by the thickness she probably has kids... and they are half-caste.

She rightfully fears you will lose interest on the spot upon noticing the baggage before you.

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

have you fuck you LARPing sconner
t. incel
based and brappilled

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

us man got bricks of dat pure mkat

Asher Murphy
Asher Murphy

Jesus christ, run away, run far far away

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Chase Lee
Chase Lee

i've been living like a pig so long i dont know how to do anything else

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

youtube.com/watch?v=Ai6ZftaME0U

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

why do full-figured women intimidate you?

Matthew Cooper
Matthew Cooper

I know the concept of the film you utter moron I just enjoyed
1. the films are about perception, reality, life and death
2. the concept of artificial reality is a real theory

Everything else is hollywood garbage. Happy ending bollocks.
we broke the matrix yaay! Okay, now what?
Happy endings are an hollywood invention. Unplug from the matrix

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

What is with all these degenerates in this thread?

I thought you guys were Peter Hitchens' fans. You're the very thing he hates.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

Should i eat a yummy but very unhealthy ice cream?

You decide lads

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

lol this was a good show

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

Love a big ass, love big tits, every else should be normal portioned. Child barring hips are the most important thing tbqh

David Hall
David Hall

youtu.be/70hGUFBaSlc?t=110

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

I think you should lad, you've earned it, posting on Brit/pol/ is hard work

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

Child barring hips
That's an amusing typo

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

After this answer i won't

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

The best reason is that there are better things to watch.

Yikes.

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

Cool carry on

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Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w

Henry Jackson
Henry Jackson

the state of brit/pol/ reflects the state of britain

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

Same reason Cameron did in 2015, when you're lightyears ahead why risk slowing yourself down?

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

Can I have it then?

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

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Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

Kek I meant childbearing

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

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Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

That guy is a tedious and insufferable alcoholic

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

Kek
you can’t handle a real waman

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

b o r i s

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

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Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

target acquired

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Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

ok but why do full figured women intimidate you?

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Samuel Roberts
Samuel Roberts

uhhh why is this the first johnson based Boris joke I've seen?

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

Pocket-protected math geeks with spreadsheets are saying that Boris has a 75% chance of being the next PM metaculus.com/questions/1641/will-boris-johnson-become-prime-minister-of-the-united-kingdom-before-30-march-2020/

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Chase Watson
Chase Watson

why do you envy based Peter for drinking away his sorrows?

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Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

Saggy tits being pushed up with bra left a careen on her chest

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

ok cool

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Jose Davis
Jose Davis

cost's
absolutely disgusting

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

The (((City)))) and the business community as a whole are shit scared of a Jezza Labour administration, it would destroy the economy as we know it.

Anyway it will never happen now, PM BoJo will will 2 elections before he dies in his sleep, Brexit will be done with by 2020 and good times ahead lads.

Poor a comfy drink and fuck the coke poster, stupid cunt.

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Austin Butler
Austin Butler

FUCK THEY TURNED ON 5G AND I CANT FUCKING SLEEP

CONSTANT TINNITUS KEEPS ME AWAKE

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

why are you so intimidated by full-figured women?

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

youtube.com/watch?v=CWdRE0XyecA

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

I have that keyboard also.
I've seen this desk before.

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

YES!
Everything cost's 99p

Everything is 99p

99p HUT

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

Based f .lux user

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

Who was in the wrong here?

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Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

tfw 99p stores was bought out by poundland

Julian Carter
Julian Carter

does anyone else have this constant endless ringing in their heads that gets worse at night? fucking hell whats wrong with this shithole country

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

Yeh posted before, can't to get my fibre internet this Friday.

Ironically living in a Deanobox and I have slower internet than I did in my parents Victorian Cheshire farmhouse.

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

the nigger shouldn't have let his envy make him so controlling of her
she shouldn't have let her envy of me drive her to kill him
the judge shouldn't have let their envy of me influence the sentencing as much as they inevitably did
and the same goes for the judge who passed the second judgement freeing her

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Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

Why does your media constantly flip-flop between Boris is a useless, incompetent dunderhead and the most dangerous actor in modern politics?

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Lucas Bailey
Lucas Bailey

they're afraid

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

Might just be cos its quiet at night so you notice it more lad

Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

you're afraid of me

Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

I'll beat you up

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

nah it starts fucking screeching in my head at night, my neighbour says hes struggling to sleep as well but not as bad as me

live in 5G city

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

Gove's closing statement
silence
Hunt's closing statement
applause
Stewart's closing statement
applause
Javid's closing statement
silence
Raab's closing statement
applause
what did they mean by that

Oliver Perez
Oliver Perez

Gove will win

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Colton White
Colton White

thanks to whichever user made these if you're in the thread they're class

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Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

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Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

Gove and Johnson will probably start shitting on each other at some point
based

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

He wont win lad, Boris is a proper cokehead as well.

I remember back in a the gents toilets in some provincial Welsh nightclub in 2008 with a drunk David Cameron having a cheeky line.

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Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

LET EM IN

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Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

Gove and Johnson will probably start shitting on each other at some point
just like the old Bullingdon Club days

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

but you've never done drugs in your life you LARPcel?

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

Just found out the girl I have a crush on at work is a fucking Catholic.

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Robert Brown
Robert Brown

is a fucking Catholic

that's probably more literal than you would like to imagine kek

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

he's such an incel he lets the fact that she worhips in a different variant of the same jew he worships he's going to let it impede him from gettin DEM GUTZ
lmfao
get help Keanecel

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

woah that sentence didn't make sense like I meant for it to lol
feelin that o x y rn ngl t b h fampai

Jack Brown
Jack Brown

noice

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Justin Morales
Justin Morales

Pubesy Pubesy Pubesy will you ever learn?

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

why are you letting the Tetley's LARPcel live in your head rent free?

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

No need to boasting you larping scouse twat.

Best report her to the administrators.

Chase Butler
Chase Butler

Pubesy pubesy pubesy i remember what happened at the docks and its not the story you tell here

Cooper Perry
Cooper Perry

why are you conflating me with a known virgin?

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

TRUMP TURNS ON JAPAN FOR DOUBTING TANKER FALSE FLAG! HABBEDING!!!!!

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Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

t. envious LARPcel

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

CHAIRMAN GOVE MUST PREVAIL
THE REMAINER WRECKERS IN THE PARTY MUST BE PURGED

GO BACK TO YOUR CONSTITUENCIES AND PREPARE FOR GOVE-ERNMENT

David Martinez
David Martinez

Can Scots just fuck off already?

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

kek

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

Holy shit an immigrant behaved like a normal person.

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

why do you envy the Scottish?

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

Headlines
8 pages of people marching
Nooor westmeeeeeeeeeeer

Pretty much sums up how fucking retarded SNP'ers are! haha

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

its the sole integrated immigrant in the whole of Britain- its taken 60 years but there is finally one!

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

you envy the nigger just for helping some codger cross the road? wtf

Hudson White
Hudson White

Your hope ends here

And your meaningless existence with it

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Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

he's the sole nigger to not be a nigger.

Connor Sanchez
Connor Sanchez

The docks?
You mean when that Preuben shitposter showed up and BTFO'd the anonymongs?

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

And?

Samuel Morris
Samuel Morris

If I had 3x the votes I wouldn't appear on chucking channel 4 news either. They'd just yell racist bigot at him for 2 hours.

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

Lol, UK tabloids are disgusting. They spread so much negativity and degeneracy on their front pages.

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

IT'S HAPPENING

instagram.com/p/ByyMYe9ppuW/

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

Fuck Boris and his "tax the poor to pay the rich" bullshit
Fuck Gove and his slimy backstabbing cuntiness

Anyone but them

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

I'd vote Corbyn if he took a stronger stance on antisemitism tb/h. Not saying he's antisemitic, but don't feel as if he does enough to combat it.

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

Who is this "Ray Sizzum" person?

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

Boris and his "tax the poor to pay the rich" bullshit

wtf i love boris now

Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

                                 
                                  
                                  
                                  
                                  
                                   What's the latest with Brexit? Is it still happening or not?

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

stop being so boring ffs

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

i want weed decriminalised, but anybody advocating for taxation and regulation is a massive cuck and can go and jump in the sea for all i care

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

Boris has always been our chap.
If you think Nige has subverted things, just wait until Boris is PM.

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Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

may to team up with quasi-remainers to stop people who actually want to leave

Have these people learned fucking nothing?

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

I want legal weed but I don't want to grease the palms needed to get it

I want to be a millionaire

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

NIGEL FARAGE IS A NONCE

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Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

What's the bet that if a Paki or nigger said this, they'd be locked up.

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

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Owen Miller
Owen Miller

I don't trust the cunt to tell the truth.

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

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