Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>Tory leadership race: Contenders clash over Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48654729

>UK and Russia consider May-Putin meeting to thaw relations
theguardian.com/world/2019/jun/16/uk-and-russia-consider-may-putin-meeting-to-thaw-relations

>Gang of more than 100 youths bombard police with bottles and missiles in Lawless London 'riot' near Westfield Stratford City shopping centre
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7147411/Gang-100-youths-bombard-police-bottles-missiles-Lawless-London.html

>Brits in Magaluf and Benidorm targeted by thieving ‘mafia’ street sellers rinsing tourists
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/785657/Brits-tourists-magaluf-benidorm-mafia-street-sellers-pick-pockets

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youtu.be/70hGUFBaSlc?t=110
youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w
metaculus.com/questions/1641/will-boris-johnson-become-prime-minister-of-the-united-kingdom-before-30-march-2020/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Is there anything yorkshire lad Sean Bean cannot do?

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for me, it's the third matrix film

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Why did Boris skip the debate?

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fourth matrix film, yes or no:
strawpoll.me/18178154/r

should there be a fourth matrix film?
strawpoll.me/18178154/r

I've never seen Matrix 2 or 3, are they any good?

ah didnt realise it was the same thread people posted the link to twice lol

Tonight!

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Traitors everywhere

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I personally approve of a fourth Matrix film
they're good, not as good as the original but still good

yeah
3 can be a bit of a mindfuck, 2 has the greatest car chase scene in movie history (honestly how have you seen 2?)

this is bait

Come on mate, maybe 3 I can understand if you are just a casual fan but 2 is fucking great

how have you not***

He has nothing to gain, only ground to lose.

you betrayed the sesh

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when will the tories pick the next UK traitor/EU servant? because I won't tune back into politics until then

The brothers that made it turned into trannies. Better off not filling your mind with gunk from theirs.

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>dont watch the films that invented the redpill

Matrix is kino. Not watching it because the wachowski sisters are insane isn't a good reason.

I love her bros ;_;

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2 and 3 are absolute dog shite.

Nice thread, lad.

I have seen cheap prostitutes look better than that and probably fuck better than she does.

Going by facial features you might want to try a Romanian (not to my taste, but might be yours though).

why do you envy me for abusing drugs?

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>girl i started talking to on POF keeps sending me pics of her with her tits out
>they are fucking enormous
>asked her 3 times now if we can meet up
>she keeps saying shes busy
>ignore her then later her she will be like 'hey' and send me another pic
>saved
>fap again to her
>nope busy
>tried being nice, tried being flirtatious, tried being a pervert, tried insulting and denigrating her
>always too busy to meet up

just have no idea what to do desu. why is she tormenting me

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the sesh must go on

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this is such a brainlet opinion

so let me get this straight, you watched the first matrix film and when neo flew away like superman at the end you thought to yourself "ah yes, perfection"

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Flexing a fiver lol

what is this bollocks

also mate you got boogers on your desk
Nasty bastid

Filthy cow probably takes it up the arse now her vag is like a burst football

Dirty Mogg sticks it in her bog

The concept of the matrix (redpill/bluepill), unplugging from it etc is unbelievable. The action in the first one was brilliant.
Everything else is nonsense. Hollywood is junk food for the brain

you envy me for my drugs and cash? okay lol virgins

...and now you're traceable if you ever spend that £5 note.

For a start post the tits you little bitch

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im already shagging her
sorry
bet u envy me lmao

but the law doesn't matter to me?

just be upfront you silly lad, tell her you want to make love

Spend the note then. Go on, spend it right now. I double dog dare you.

CATFISHED

I unironically want Sajid to win lads.

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Get a grip you tit

I already used it to buy valium lmao

>fat

Landwhale.

>The concept of the matrix (redpill/bluepill), unplugging from it etc is unbelievable.
>Everything else is nonsense.

lol i'm holding back the urge to write out a paragraph explaining why you are wrong so i'll keep this simple

1. the films are about perception, reality, life and death
2. the concept of artificial reality is a real theory
3. the second film has the greatest car chase scene in the history of cinema
4. the third film ends the story

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nasty, why do you waste our time
blerghh, really
i got five pounds too you cretin

Sh'es a fatty , she's got wrists like hams

I like them like that though

yeah im a chub chaser sue me.

based parpswine
don't listen to these incels

Going by the thickness she probably has kids... and they are half-caste.

She rightfully fears you will lose interest on the spot upon noticing the baggage before you.

have you fuck you LARPing sconner
>t. incel
based and brappilled

us man got bricks of dat pure mkat

Jesus christ, run away, run far far away

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i've been living like a pig so long i dont know how to do anything else

youtube.com/watch?v=Ai6ZftaME0U

why do full-figured women intimidate you?

I know the concept of the film you utter moron I just enjoyed
>1. the films are about perception, reality, life and death
>2. the concept of artificial reality is a real theory

Everything else is hollywood garbage. Happy ending bollocks.
>we broke the matrix yaay! Okay, now what?
Happy endings are an hollywood invention. Unplug from the matrix

What is with all these degenerates in this thread?

I thought you guys were Peter Hitchens' fans. You're the very thing he hates.

Should i eat a yummy but very unhealthy ice cream?

You decide lads

lol this was a good show

Love a big ass, love big tits, every else should be normal portioned. Child barring hips are the most important thing tbqh

youtu.be/70hGUFBaSlc?t=110

I think you should lad, you've earned it, posting on Brit/pol/ is hard work

>Child barring hips
That's an amusing typo

After this answer i won't

The best reason is that there are better things to watch.

Yikes.

Cool carry on

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the state of brit/pol/ reflects the state of britain

Same reason Cameron did in 2015, when you're lightyears ahead why risk slowing yourself down?

Can I have it then?

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Kek I meant childbearing

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That guy is a tedious and insufferable alcoholic

Kek
>you can’t handle a real waman

b o r i s

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target acquired

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ok but why do full figured women intimidate you?

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uhhh why is this the first johnson based Boris joke I've seen?

Pocket-protected math geeks with spreadsheets are saying that Boris has a 75% chance of being the next PM metaculus.com/questions/1641/will-boris-johnson-become-prime-minister-of-the-united-kingdom-before-30-march-2020/

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