Why are s0yb0ys obsessed with hot sauce?

Why are s0yb0ys obsessed with hot sauce?

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Same reason as Hillary did, let's them virtue signal and make self-deprecating jokes about allegedly bland "white" food.

Cause the need “something” in their lives.

piciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"

Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.

And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.

Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You can disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.

So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

They think that their nigger idols will accept them if they act like they like what they like.

What the fuck is wrong with hot sauce?

spicy food tastes good

this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen, how many minutes did you spend writing this fucking analysis?

Some people just like spicy food, it's not always a political statement

>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

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The hipster fetishization of it.

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currywurst is love, currywurst is life

what if I just like spicy food? don't be a nitpicking fag OP sometimes even soibois like things ordinary humans like too

they can show how tough they are with something that won't actually hurt them

Since when do hipsters like hot sauce

They want buttermilk pickle infused with truffle mayo spread on toast

I was eating hotsauce before hipsters even became a thing.

Who gives a shit if hipsters fetishize something? They also fetishize coffee, beer, wine, and everything else. Don’t be a fag, just think for yourself and find what you like.

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>I don't like it because other people like it
What could be more hipster than this?

I didn't say to not like it just because hipsters like it, I'm just wondering what's up with the hipster fetishization of hot sauce.

thanks for the pasta you absolute faggot

Just something poor people do to make shit or rotten food somewhat edible.
t. /ck/ fag

>sourcing spices is one of the top 3 reasons white people colonized the entire globe
>spicy food is anti-white
Ok, Schlomo.

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THEY THINK ITS MANLY LIKE MEAT WHISKEY CIGARS AND BEARDS YEAHHHHH

It's like the craft beer thing. They tell you:
>No, that's piss beer. You've never had real beer until you've tried X.
>Cholula? That's not hot sauce. That's mild flavoring.
Same fucking shit with these sandals wearing, bearded tubby dudes, every time. They're into wood working, smoking meats, and becoming connoisseurs of stupid shit.
>No, you haven't had real BBQ until you've been to X. Wood smoked brisket with the perfect smoke ring every time. Served without sauce.
Nigger, BBQ without sauce is fucking garbage. Take your bullshit purist garbage back to your faborite microbrew where you just shovel jops in your mouth and call it tasty.

because they're Mexicans and tacos are delicious

Europeans have mustard seed which causes a spicy-like pain reaction you goddamn mutt faggot
>my hyperborean blood is why I cant eat flaming hot cheetos

>What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation
it's worse, the French wanted sauces and spices so they could sell spoiled meat

I don’t know if shills love hot sauce, but I know they love hot-sauce flavored slide threads.

Eating spicy food increases testosterone levels. Some part of their brain is fighting back against the onions and attempting to achieve endocrine homeostasis.

Hot sauce is one of the highest profit margin products on the shelf.

The s-o-y

Here's my theory: capsaicin makes our brains release the natural pain killers and the endorphins.
They are always depressed bunch and doing so to help themself feel better
That, of course works for about 30 minutes, so they use more.
This obviously will fail as the fact that they are depressed and weak comes from the fucked up shit that they believe in and the fact that their cult(the left) is making them lie to themselves a lot.

You're fucking retarded. There is nothing wrong with hot sauce or spicy food.

Came here to post this.
It’s like how they love beer and grow beards. It’s pseudo-masculinity without it being actually difficult or dangerous.

That's why I had to move on to an all day weighted butt plug to treat my depression.

>He doesn't make Trinidad Scorpion honey to dip his tendies in.

bro science. eating spicy food does nothing.

>smoking meat
>wood working
Has pic related really gotten into those hobbies?

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Niggers and other browns and blacks love hot sauce because it masks the shit flavor of their shit foods, which are often rotten.

Whites don't eat rotten food and haven't for many centuries, therefore our need for spices is minimal. Niggers become angry about that because they are animals. It's pretty simple, really.

based and nostalgia pilled

^

Everyone likes spicy food because endorphins

They cant, pic related

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kill yourselves newfags
or just go back to

What? You sound like someone who wipes their ass back to front.

>eating spicy food does nothing.
good for the circulatory system

Depends. There's two types of soibois.
One is like the one you posted, into video games and shit.
But, there's another form that has no or little interest in that stuff, these are the ones that go to woodworking and DIY and shit.

they are addicted to the rush of endorphins from eating it. sois are addicts

That’s a Honeywell 6160 keypad and they’re using a VISTA alarm panel, Probably a Vista 20.

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smoking meat is based and redpilled
for insulting my grandad i'll need to scalp you faggot

They're dead inside and they need to inflict pain on themselves just to feel anything other than crushing emptiness.

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To give them another reason to do onions boy mouth

Such a joke, this is one of the biggest problems with white identify online at the moment. You’re taking a ridiculous comedic stereotype of white people and legitimizing it through some “hyperborean” bs. It’s no different that clinging onto “Yeah I AM a proud racist!!!1!” instead of just plain disregarding someone calling you a “racist” bc it’s a bullshit term.

The real truth of the matter is that Europeans have always collected spices and used them. Europe had quite an extensive spice trade in case you forgot. Hungarians use paprika as a staple in many dishes.

It is true that hot spices aren’t nearly as important as many third world foods, but to say that it’s “unwhite” to eat spicy shit is just a LARP.

They do it with anything you can consume that has not yet been hipsterized. Because consumption is easy and labels are easy social signifiers to use, only requiring some pocket change to adopt.

They've done it to beer.

That’s some pretty autistic knowledge you have there buddy

this

Peak autism

My sides are in oblivion, never eating spicy food again

To be fair. The body was designed/(((evolved))) to endure and overcome some level of pain.

Things like drugs, running, and hot sauce are all hacks for what was necessary to survive in the past.

it a Mexican thing bro, don't question it

I like hot sauce
you niggers find the stupidest shit to cry about, worry about the declining demographics and kikes controlling your government instead.

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so you hate beer now too? fuck off

You really think grocery stores are stocking rotten meat? Everyone has a fridge, retard. Imagine being such a no-life queer that you hate hot sauce because of brown people.

Because of Hot Ones.

Bitch I've been on here since you were beating your tiny pecker to hannah montana stfu

ties into their cuckoldry, they enjoy being punished for their slothful ways, also a preference of spicy food correlates with psychopathy.

>hot peppers only grow in Mexico
kill yourself

Because know they lack masculinity, and attempt to simulate it through ostentatious displays of its superficial expressions

that's what literally everyone that unironically responds to the seal copy pasta says
again
neck yourself newfag

Relax. It's all because the Hilldebeast hasn't hanged yet. She single handedly made that hot sauce joke into racist black meme. Because Dems are the real racists.

There isn't anything inherently wrong with hot sauce, but if I had to guess as to why soiboys enjoy it, it likely has something to do with their usual faux masculinity.

Much like beards, craft beer, and those retarded wooden "man crates", being able to tolerate hot sauce allows for one to display the most superficial aspects masculinity, because all of those things are technically something you'd expect a man to partake in.

However, all of these things are just surface level "manly", divorced from anything that meaningfully defines masculinity such as discipline, courage, intelligence, and the constant pursuit of self improvement. Those things take effort, so why not just grow a beard and pretend you not only tolerate but enjoy that 3million Scoville demon piss blotting out the taste of whatever you put it on. You're "rugged and manly" already, so you can now be confident in your "masculinity" without partaking in any of the more difficult aspects.

>implying that EVERYONE isn't dead & empty inside

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It used to be mostly us methheads who were into hot sauces. Fucking hipsters moving in on our game.

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>be the precursor to all chili peppers
>it-ts not your thing.

my holy trips say otherwise

I love how the author self drew himselfe as a jacked anime character with an animal scratch on his eye and the white guy is just an office normie

Google worlds best chefs for me

I can think of a few reasons. Being able to eat spicy food is a subtle sign of strength. They are weak in most ways, maybe being able to eat spicy food makes them feel tough. Hot Sauce is also associated with the coloreds. Maybe saying they like hot sauce is their way of trying to impress the blacks. They are also boring people. Maybe the fact that they like to put hot sauce on their food makes them feel interesting. It doesn't really matter though. Basedboys are FAGGOTS!

It's aesthetics without the context.

All Mexicans want to be DBZ characters.

WTF?
I wrote Basedboys not Basedboys.
Some bumpumper edited my post!

It did it again. Are you not allowed to write the word s o y b o y s or something?

basedboy

Based boomer

That is weird. Why does it do that? Every time I write s o y b o y it changes it to basedboy. That is creepy.

Basedboys

How dare you? I am not a basedboomer

I can confirm

holy fucking newfag

I had to do that once and it was terrible.

FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
LAST WEEK YOU WERE SHILLING ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE BEING WEAK AND NOT LIKING HOT SAUCE AND NOW ITS GAY TO FUCKING LIKE IT???!!!!

NEWSFLASH YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME POSTING ON AN ANIME IMAGE BOARD YOU FUCKING LOSER. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT CLAIMING TO BE SUPERIOR TO ANYONE

SAGE AND BAN ME ALREADY YOU FAGGOT NIGGER MODS.

So they can get delayed anal stimulation without feeling too gay about it.

Its summer boys! Ahhhhhh hahahahaha

Oh fuck off. Is hot sauce for basedboys now?

I like hotsauce asshole! I alwways biy a new type at my local grocery store.

Fuck you!

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>not growing your own peppers
>not fermenting your own hot sauces

There's nothing inherently wrong with *most* things soibois like. They just pick a normal thing and mould their personality around it because they have no personality of their own.

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spices are for poor people with shitty food

Serious answer?
Foodie subculte. Most basedboys are foodies.
This need to keep up with the latest food trend leads them to obsess over shit like bacon, sriracha, szechuan dippinng sauce, etc.
They meme about it, they never shut up about it because other faggots are raving about it.
The reason why the hot sauce trend has gotten so big and associated with basedboys is the youtube show hot ones. You have this bald unshaven white guy obsessed with rap and spicy food with a bunch of celebrities and famous fucks. They gravitated to that and the fact that the show features a bunch of brands of sauces. Once it was know that hot sauce brands were like craft beer (any dumb fuck can make it and bottle it), it became a collectors item. And basedboys love collecting shit like amibos and shit.
Thus you have a bunch of hipster knobs buying up hot sauce to collect and injuring themselves because some youtubers and celebs do it.

Proud of you, keep up the good work

Projecting schizo user needs to take a fucking break from posting. Jesus Christ

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