>be me
>ride in uber
>have comfy talk with the drive
>suddenly he says you're jewish aren't you?
>i ask him how he knew
>he told me he can tell from the eyes
what did he mean by this?
Be me
Grayson Smith
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Nathan Robinson
Semities think they don’t stick out
Jonathan Rivera
You're telling me you have no idea your eyes glow red when flashed with light?
Lucas Jenkins
You were probably staring at the meter and not making eye contact
Ryan King
My sides
kek!
Leo Morris
My sides
kek!
Landon Long
My kek.
Sides!
Caleb Bell
My sides
kek!
Logan Roberts
Aaron Cruz
You can smell em
Brayden Allen
My sides
kek!
Nolan Williams
My sides
kek!
Daniel Johnson
Thomas Sanchez
Jews have genetics right? those genetics lead to jewish looks. The NatSocs of the German 3rd Reich had a science about this, just because you say it isn't real or true doesn't mean the science isn't.
Joshua Gray
Carter White
kek
Isaiah Hill
Henry James
msk
Brayden Collins
My sides
kek!
Caleb Cruz
My sides
kek!
Elijah Perez
Gavin Miller
the absolute samefag, also
Sides
my kek!
Aiden Scott
My sides
kek!
Zachary Peterson
Probably you have very big eyes
Jonathan Anderson
Looks like the JCC is back in summer schwing!!
Jackson Hill
What kind of eyes are these?
Christopher Brooks
Sides kek
My!
Nicholas Price
Topkek
Alexander Anderson
uber cars don’t have a meter
nah
Kayden Murphy
kek kek
kek!
Jace Garcia
AHHH
Luis Hall
Shut up kike and post the supermarket prices
Jason Lewis
Too fucking good, user
Christopher Green
Noice!
Cooper Roberts
Based
Jaxon Brown
Pfffffftttttt
Nolan Nelson
fuck you, i almost spilled my coffee
Noah Thomas
KEK! Good one user!
William Phillips
...
Ethan Ramirez
Big if true!
Isaiah Campbell
This.
I'm looking forward to some jew spewing retarded leftism at me (for whatever reason) and me responding with "rabbi" or "schlomo"
What happens after that depends on his response
Jack Parker
My my my
Kek on the side
Easton Johnson
Jews have dead eyes because they have no soul.
Brandon Foster
Gottem
Carson Peterson
>everyone who replies is American
Nice samefagging proxies, faggot
Christopher Bailey
this isn’t funny enough for that reaction. I miss old pol
David Lee
10/10
Adrian Gonzalez
i've always noticed jews sometimes have these characteristic beady little eyes shaped like upside down cashews
Benjamin Morgan
You have oblong pupils, like reptilians
Lucas Turner
my fucking sides
Liam Howard
My slides, sage.
Angel Smith
BASED
Jason Reed
Toasting on ebic toast :DDDD
Hunter Ortiz
why do you come to Jow Forums?
strawpoll.me
Jaxson Butler
Hello dataminer
Eli Smith
Cheered me up, thanks user
Bentley Russell
LE PUT ME IN LE SCREENSHIT GUIS IT IS SO LE FUNNY LE HA HA HERPA DERPA DERP
kys
Joseph Perry
Why yes I do enjoy anime
Ethan Campbell
Nicholas Sanders
top kek
genuinely made me laugh
Ryder Baker
Nolan Anderson
FEKIN TOP KEKS
Samuel Williams
solid
Juan Carter
Calm down user it’s ok
Jacob King
they are doing this actually with all their global warming scams.
Joseph Nguyen
Your nose.
Ryan Harris
i actually burst out laughing, LOL
Owen Wood
I do this too. A-am I a jew?
Grayson Perry
Fpbp
Jaxon Reed
How can a cab driver tell if a customer is Jewish?
The tip. No, the other one.
Joseph Ramirez
FPBP