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N THE RIGHT CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 81.16 MILLION CITIZENS AND ONLY 500,000 POORLY TRAINED CONSCRIPTS IT'S THE IRANIAN REPUBLIC! AND FACEING THEM IN THE OPPISITE CORNER
THE BACK TO BACK DOUBLE WORLD WAR SUPER CHAMPIONS, THE ULTRA HEAVYWEIGHT GLOBAL SUPERPOWER TITAN OF FREEDOM, RULER OF THE WAVES, COMMANDER OF THE SKIES AND LAND WEIGHING IN AT 327 MILLION CITIZENS ITS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, HE'S PLEDGING 99% OF HIS ENTIRE GDP TO TONIGHTS FIGHT AS IRAN HAS PUT HIS OIL ON THE LINE AND NOW ITS PERSONAL
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OFFICAL IRANIAN DECIMATION SUPERSLAM 2019
Samuel Barnes
Adam Roberts
>die for Israel, goy
No thank you merchant, please go.
Tyler Thompson
Did it occur to you that can't meme a war, when you don't control the troops. You people used to have talent.
Brody Long
No Persian ever called me a Nazi.
Fuck your endless wars, kike.
Jaxson Fisher
>FOR ISRAEL
Ryder Anderson
MIGA
Gavin Roberts
>missing your chance to mow down more hadjies with your goverenment issued machine-gun
its like you arnt even an american
Oliver Johnson
Bentley Davis
>its like you arnt even an american
What gave it away, Rabbi?
Christopher Bell
No Iranian ever called me a goyim
Zachary Scott
Were going to lose. It's vietnam 2.0
Fuck Israel I hope they all die.
William Robinson
yikes what a terrorist
Zachary Martin
Fuck off shill
Jose Miller
oh fuck iran. 7 billion people on this stupid rock, i gladly welcome the reduction of muzzies.
Henry Barnes
murica
Jonathan Moore
amen brother
Xavier Williams
Those rug merchants have it coming
That’s in Canada
David Mitchell
murica
Dylan Kelly
when every drop of oil is extracted from the ashen moomscape that was formally iran we'll remember where you ozzies stood when the crude market in queensland takes off
Jace Green
>ozzies
The absolute state of amerimutts.
Jackson Barnes
you'd be a jap slave labor state if we hadent bailed you out, we can liberate you again
David Peterson
They have Code Pink in Australia?
Hudson Flores
>you'd be a jap slave labor state if we hadent bailed you out
What even is this postmodernist revisionism?
John Harris
sorry cant hear you over my double world war championship belt, you let me know when you can win a war against some birds and then maybe we'll scrap in the ring
Bentley Edwards
>i-i have no rebuttal
Just what I thought.
Caleb Bennett
>wants to flush more American blood and treasure down the toilet
>questions the Americanism of Monroe Doctrinaires
I did my 5 years in the Corps. Made a lot of friends who never came back. Even more who might as well have not.
Like I said, fuck your war, kike.
Kevin Campbell
I hate the "America can do whatever we want cause we're fucking America" culture. And anyway if we want to kill for the sake of killing we really ought to be killing everything south of Texas in the Western hemisphere.
Ethan Cox
>implying the first american boots in Iran wont be in spacesuits because the atmosphere has not yet returned
pic related, tehran exactly 15 minutes after first strike
Gabriel Gutierrez
>was too young for Iraq war
>too old to get drafted for Iran
>didn't enlist between the two
Damn, I lucked out being born in the early 90s and I don't even have bonespurs!
Asher Clark
Eli Martin
>>too old to get drafted for Iran
At 29 or younger? Better develop those bone spurs, user.
Gabriel Walker
26 is the oldest you can get drafted at. I'm 28 so I'm in the clear.
Robert Baker
>26 is the oldest you can get drafted at. I'm 28 so I'm in the clear.
there's no draft you sperg
Logan Martin
You know draft laws can change on a whim during wartime right?
Isaac Foster
>POORLY TRAINED CONSCRIPTS
Lmao the Iranians are much better trained then the Americans.
Landon Torres
Only jews are proud to be an (((american))). If you don't identify solely as your race, you're the enemy.
Brayden Gonzalez
>sorry I can’t hear you this inanimate object that makes no sound
you have to be 18 to post here
Michael Williams
Not yet, I'm just saying there could possibly be one.
Also, I just looked it up, I could still get drafted but the 20 years old are first, then 21 year olds, then 22, and so on till 25, then they grab 19 and 18 year olds. So I'm still pretty safe being over 25.