Post personal cautionary tales for our brethren

99.99999% chance she was a brother fucker. Skillfully avoided op

>having sex before marriage
degenerate. Repent for your sins or you will face damnation

Usually means the ladies beef has been spoken for

pics or gtfo

smart move

run nigga RUN

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there's a girl i have the oneitis for but she has some tattoos, one on her arm and one on the back from what i've seen, i would want to stray away but the pussy game ridiculous

Probably

You're not helping, Jew worshiper

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they make everything about themselves and their past. I'm not saying it's wrong to try to recover your identity but I'm not dealing with your baggage. I specifically made future oriented choices in life when picking relationships to avoid making my past become their perpetuity.

i don't waste my time chasing the dragon

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Walk away, walk away and there will be a end to the horror.

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I once dated a woman who was a nurse. I came back to my apartment early and the TV was on. She was there half-naked. It was like a scene in a movie when the husband comes back and catches his wife in bed with another man. I was beyond angry.
I found out she called in sick to work to watch an interview on Oprah and was scared I would be mad at her for doing something so stupid. She didn't have a TV at her place.
It was then that I realized she was retarded.

lmao shit that never happened

Get her pregnant and fix her up. You can do it, user.

I second this motion.

This one was recent, like a month ago

>Be me
>Move far far away from society(Nearest airport is 8 hours away)
>Get a job, one female co worker is a 5/10, non-qt3.14
>Shes also from far away and seems friendly/interested in me
>Voice says in my head 'go for it, she can't possible be a THOT'
>See she has a piece of tie-dye clothing
>Warning alarm chirps a few times.
>Decide to pass
>Later that week she is screwing my roommate and doing drugs with him
>Next week Roommates is bitching she is a massive, overly emotional pain in the ass
>mfw I dodged the bullet

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what's so bad about that. Seems kinda funny and cute

seems like a nice girl who needs to be straightened up

>she called in sick to work to watch an interview on Oprah

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if she wants to have sex before you discuss marriage she's a whore. This is the most basic 101 on women.

You can't turn a whore into a housewife.

you are wrong there

t. Never had a serious relationship
There is nothing more annoying than a relationship with someone stupid, naïve, clumsy, immature or insecure. You just end up being her carer. These are also the type that cry over everything and say they were "abused" and have a fuck tonne of emotional baggage which is now your problem for some reason.
A rule for everyone ITT to abide by is don't put your dick in crazy or someone who emotionally made of glass.

LOL get a load of this one guys.
>be me at work
>casually flirt with cute coworker
>we kind of hit it off, have a lot in common
>she claims to be traditional good girl
>religious background
>I'm skeptical because I know female nature
>a couple weeks go by and we still flirt
>a new chad gets hired
>I see them leave work together laughing
>you already know
>about a week later she comes to work sad
>she tells me that she wanted a relationship with this guy, without naming names, but I knew
>he basically rejected her after fucking her for a week straight
>she tells me she regrets having sex before marriage and wants a man of God
>she knows I'm Christian and despise hookup culture
>she starts to flirt with me again telling me to go to church with her etc.
>and she wishes she could find a guy to geek out about God with
>I just laugh inside
it's like clockwork boys

Cuck

good one coming from brit bong

u got cucked :DD

Yeah this is a good one

I never intended to be with her, so not really, plus she's not white, I just flirt for fun at work

I'm going to go out on a lik here but I think you could probably do better user. You're wasting valuable time on her.

this

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>talking with some girl
>ask her what her favorite bible verse is
>she tells me and it seems a little off
>go home and look it up
>its from the NIV
Dropped

flag checks out lmao

Women with any tattoos are guaranteed to have some sort of mental illness. My exes with tattoos:
>Covered in tattoos and a raging alcoholic
>A few generic tattoos and a total psychopath

Forgot to mention I showed her my 1488 twitter and always talk about how we need to save the white race. She says I’m disgusting and hates that she talks to me but always ends up with my dick in her mouth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>those grapes were very sour

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Guys, why do are some girls tight, some loose, and some in between?

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Based.

tattoos are part of white heritage. the things they symbolize are what should give you a red flag or not. but most of Jow Forums is to stupid and brown to into symbolism

Just tell her you could only date a virgin and watch the fireworks

Now that is based.

Pix or GTFO

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How to flirt?

your dick little

Sloppy job Mossad

idk it comes natural

i regularly hit their cervix bitch

truth

post pic

Weak LARP

>finally get a tinder match that actually speaks with me
>go meet him
>hes with her "bestie" female friend
>hes one of those extrover type of gays
>also tall as fuck
>get completelly turned off
>get invited to his apartment
>theres even more people
>socialanxiety.jpg
>sit on the sofa and end up talking more with his female friend than him
>she was a basic bitch that showed me pictures of k-pop singers she wanted to "rape"
>one of those "happy-go-lucky" girls that were enabled by their parents instead of getting beat up like me
>finally get tired and leave
>forget my fucking phone
>have to go back to that apartment again to get it
wouldnt recommend
why are discrete gays hard to find

Based KJV reader.

Bruh, you're on Jow Forums. stop plz.

>fag using tinder
>enjoy the aids

>Go on to finish college in community collage for druggies and societal rejects, literally picked the first on the list without checking any further.
>find cutie pie blond girl in my class
>she has cutmarks on her arms and the finnish word for "mom" tattooed on hur right knuckles
>raw dog her for about a year
>find a job simultaniously as she finds out she's preggo
>threaten to leave her unless she devotes her life as a stay at home mom, refuse ultrasound, promise to breastfeed full term and never vaccinate it
>three years later we have two kids with one more on the way
>bitch prances around like she owns the place and the kids are always doing science shit fucking with my stuff

Fucking degenerate whore and annoying fucking children... Atleast she cooks

im still a virgin tho

Go get laid, dude.

I would have to agree with his mother did just fine with him.

Or she was half naked because Chad or Tyrone was already on their way over and saying some dumb shit like "I just wanted to watch Oprah" was the first thing that popped into a startled mind.

if she has a mandala on her wall she's a gross bitch, prove me wrong

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>eternal duck face

>three years...
I meant five years

Beware chokers or hard sex girls. If they have any kinks that might leave bruises, they can and will use it against later on. Trust me, speaking from experience.

Sorry to ruin your interracial cuckolding fantasies my friend but I was in my apartment the rest of the day with her in plain sight and no Chadrone ever showed up. It's not like he could have hid in the closet and slipped out of a window either.
She just turned out to be really stupid and my life flashed before my eyes, years of having a future with a really stupid woman.

>five years
Six years come to think of it

refuse ultrasound why?

also why didn't you paternity test the kids

Do you realize how fucking easy it is to know that your story never happened? Did everyone also fucking clap when your kids were born?

vaginal muscle strength
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_muscles

I'm 6'2'' and an introvert where you at?

>no father
>lied about employment to friend group
>she starts dating other guy
>finds out she’s in country illegally
>finds out later she’s a prostitute
Many a kek were had

ha

That or she has terrible taste in guys

THE PUSSY WON’T BE AS TIGHT AS THAT FUCKING VICE GRIP THAT CHILD SUPPORT HAS ON YOUR FINANCE
RUN
RUN FAST

It'll be funny when you find out the kids aren't yours

Yeah, it just came out of left field. She did occasionally have erratic mood swings but I put it down to her time of the month. But when she started talking about rape fantasies and some weird shit about sensory deprivation that was the first big red flag. Then the choking thing was an immediate "get out before it's too late you dumb bastard" sign.

nice looking bud?

haha you fell for the wife and kids meme

>texts Chad or Tyrone not to come over anymore
I think you might be equally stupid.

As an atheist, premarital sex is immoral. If you don't think so, you're retarded.

If you keep up with Tinder you will get AIDs.
I am not joking and generally dislike gays, but no one deserves AIDs.

maybe she just has a really cool bro? I like girls with a strong sense of family loyalty

>In college
>Meet great girl, everything in common, gorgeous
>Says she has a boyfriend going to school across the country
>Sheeeiiit.jpg
>She insists on hanging around with me
>Spend so much time together our friends assume we're together
>Get fed up and go in for a kiss one night after a couple drinks
>She says no because she wants to be loyal to her boyfriend
>Not 10 minutes later she makes a point of showing me the goodnight text she's sending her boyfriend, and says we should go upstairs and lay together.

It was so sad. If she'd rejected me to stay with the dude, or at least broken up with him first I could have respected her. But the fucking thot made the decision to cheat AND to show me how she was lying to this dude she supposedly loved so much. I didn't fuck her. I realized that even if I did, there was no telling how many other dudes there were.

Raped in prison by manlets.
Don't get jailed.

This. And more broadly, if she compares you to other guys she knows, especially ex bfs of course. If you notice her bring up an ex boyfriend out of the blue on multiple occasions then gtfo.

>dated glownigger
>met her coworkers
>she called it off the next day

fucking LOVEINT

galicia...
ok i will use condom i guess
not like im meeting people or antyhing, in fact i havent used tinder since

>woman
>retarded
Whoa. Breathtaking insights here bros

You should have asked to see it to laugh, remember the number and text/call him personally to tell him how much of a thot his girl was.
Bonus points if you do it when she's there.

I had a similar thing happen and that is what I did. 8 years later I'm still friends with the guy and go camping with him and his friends twice a year.
We joke about it over the campfire. His wife (not the girl we conned) laughs about it and shit all the time. She says women would kill each other over that sort of stuff and finds it weird men can even look at each other. Her husband just looks at me and says I saved his life.

Did you show her your post history on 4channel?

You do realize this is all women right? Any girl who isn’t cheating during long distance is staying “loyal” because there are a) no chads around or b) no chads around that will fuck her.