EVERYTHING I'VE EVER POSTED HERE WAS SATIRE

EVERYTHING I EVER POSTED WAS ROLEPLAYING I AM AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN WITH A CLEAN RECORD I DO NOT WISH FOR BLACK PEOPLE/JEWS/GAYS TO DIE I THINK EVERYONE IS WONDERFUL.

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Feds just seized servers. All the Mossad mods ad shills just got comped

Everything Ive ever posted was satire.

they'll come for you first because they know you'll snitch and fold.

I stand behind every post and word I ever said.
death to the Whore of Babylon

traitorous rat

the feds need to know we are just role playing

If you frequent the Chans you need to go make a thread posting the following text

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Same
All shitposting satire

Everything I’ve posted has been 100% truth

Posting opposite opinion to extreme ridiculousness is our only defense against Israeli AI

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I just love satire and parody as much as the next user

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Anyone who ever took this place seriously is a retard.

wait people post here non-ironically? I thought this was a LARP board where everyone was just trolling. At least that's what all my posts have been.

I love satire so much, came here for the lulz. I'm actually a hippie

I am also a performance artist. My postings on the internet over the years have all been part of a very elaborate undercover performance art project that I am still working on. The goal of my performance art shitposting is to properly reflect and represent the world around me, as well as internet culture as a whole.

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This. I stand by everything I have posted here except obvious b8 (all meme flag posts were trolling). Aside from that fuck off, you're a beta cuck if you're only willing to speak your mind from behind a keyboard.

Same, everything I've said is the truth.
I'm not racist or some kind of nazi.
I just have proper pattern recognition skills and an abundant knowledge of history.
If they'd like to hire me maybe I'll consider if the pay is alright.
Otherwise they can fuck off.
Nothing I've said was illegal.
I say the same shit in real life.

fuck off fbi i meant everything. stop working for the beast system.

this guy is an arab terrorist. he told me so.

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I just wanna say that I support Israel, and all conspiracy theories are absolutely untrue

With the exception of this post, all content (in the form of text, images, video, or any other medium) uploaded by or associated with this IP (as well as any related IPs) has been a piece of performance art.

You don't need 'satire' fag. You have first Amendment protections and an inalienable right to free speech.

If it's not libel or knowing false witness with intent to harm, than you are fine.

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I guess the joke's over. I thought it was so funny :(
Time to come clean as a 'normalfag' XDDD

Everything i've ever posted was satire. Also I'm jewish. Please do the needful.

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Not me
FUCK SPICS
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
AND FUUUUUUCK JANNIEEEEEEESSSS!

>I just wanna say that I support Israel, and all conspiracy theories are absolutely untrue

Israel is just the absolute bees knees. We could sure learn a thing or two about wall building from them

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WHERE ARE ALL THE FOREIGNERS??

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I'm actually a gay faggot nigger jew talmudic tranny and every post I ever made was faggot.

Hate speech is legal and an expression of free speech. The only thing you cannot do is threaten violence against someone or incite people to commit violence against someone.

terrorist

voyeur. films women in bathrooms. posts results on Jow Forums. very disgusting man.

Tell that to Michael Hastings and Aaron Swartz

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>WHERE ARE ALL THE FOREIGNERS??
BANNED

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actually this guy steals people's identities and sells credit card info and ss numbers. targets the elderly specifically. arrest this monster.

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Uhhhhh.... now I'm a little spooked.

*Roasty* Toasty* xD
Ps. I am completely non-violent and I wish no harm to any living beings. I am against all violence and do not want anyone to commit violence. I love all beings. May all beings be happy and free from suffering.

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Imagine actually being schizophrenic.
I wish you luck, user.

Same here, every comment and post I made on this site was satire I was only shit posting.

Why are the Irish such useless sacks of nigger shit? This post was satire btw just sayin kkthnx bubye

Let's do this old style
>just reply "me too" to this thread
me too

M-me too.

The truth is that Jow Forums is a Christian board of peace. There are lunatics on every platform but it seems to get pushed here and on infinity by corrupt ABC agencies trying to incite hatred and violence.

bitch id like to see a G man roll on up to my house and confront me on all the shit ive said on this server i really be praying and hoping for such an occurrence

same, dude. in fact, i support israel's right to exist, i support gay marriage, the trans agenda, all that shit.

Confirmed for every poster and post ever from any ip and for every data of media byte.
The internet is SatIRE

I meant each and every thing I said on this website. Screw your optics.

Is this a catchphrase in France or always the same frog user posting this?

The Feds are such boomers that they don't even understand that everything on here is a fucking joke.

FBI if you're listening, come hire me, I will consult and teach you how to stop being such fucking newfags.

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bullshit I didn't waste all this fucking time for nothing. EVERYTHING IVE EVER SAID HAS BEEN UNIRONIC EVEN STUFF THAT MAY SEEM IRONIC IN CONTEXT. I WANT ALL MY POSTS DISPLAYED ON A BILLBOARD WITH MY NAME BECAUSE I TAKE PERSONAL PRIDE IN THEM

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Nobody will ever believe me but I wrote this the day after the NZ shooting lulz. Glad it's still active.

>he unironically makes serious posts on a Bangladeshi fishing rod discussion forum
the absolute state of Jow Forums in 2019

rapist. targets old men and sometimes grannies. wears their undergarments in the process.

he must be brought to justice.

nope another criminal. he exposes himself in public. a real freak. swift arrest mist come.

might be a bit of both

I stand by the obvious b8 as well

desu same here. All these guys that are worried make me laugh.
And I wish all the world's liberals and sjw's were killed off.
But I also wished OP wasn't a faggot and we see how that turned out.

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Next time I do taxes, I would like to make a donation to the State of Israel.

dito

same

>I TAKE PERSONAL PRIDE IN THEM
you need a month to celebrate that?

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK FBI FUCK EVIL
I may be a civnat, but I also believe identitarianism must be abolished completely. You can't have an equal society if people say they are "white" or black. Heck, even in whites, people split over "anglo", "polish", "Germanic", and "Nordic" and bicker. Fuck all that shit.
Gun down killers. The death penalty should be through a shotgun, quick and not likely to live afterwards.
Immigration should be far lower and slower, except for the highly skilled and educated. Companies should be held liable for using cheap foreigners.
The Constitution is the law of the land.

Prince Harry is a race loyalist. Long live the prince.

tranny book reader. we all know why he is there.

actually jack the ripper.

glowniggers are jews and masons or else we wouldn't have to even bother making the disclaimer. they are not our friends and never have been. they are traitors and judases.

Disclaimer: the above post is satire and what I would say if I was a tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracy theorist

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rebels without a clue

I mean, It’s ok to be racist. But realistically, nobody’s gonna kill anybody, like hello?

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The world needs pantomime villains. I am willing to fulfill this role to keep all knowing, all glowing interlocutors busy and employed. I am doing you a favor.

>Reddit spacing
>Clearly schizophrenic or a methamphetamine user
My prediction is that you live with your parents and are basically a piece of shit who lives as a human leach off the hard work of others.

arsonist. burns down school playgrounds and gymnasiums

#ALLAHUACKBAR to you too, OP

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Close-talker. Had bad breath and stands way to close when he’s talking to you.

Twas satire constables. Hark, the nergoes doth tounge mine anus.

. EVERYTHING IVE EVER SAID HAS BEEN UNIRONIC EVEN STUFF THAT MAY SEEM IRONIC IN CONTEXT. I WANT ALL MY POSTS DISPLAYED ON A BILLBOARD WITH MY NAME BECAUSE I TAKE PERSONAL PRIDE IN THEM
>PS FUCK SPICS, FUCK GLOWNIGGERS, AND FUCK JANNIES

s-same user. SHUT THE FUCK UP nigger. dumbfucking dumb fuck u shouldve known from the start and now youre gonna get culled! the weak and unaware are trash. get out normie

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hey guys, i frequently post obscene content on this website and just wanted to make a quick statement about all my past and future comments on the politically incorrect board of Jow Forums.org
you'll find it written below


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I think it's lost in translation. I'm sure xe's referring to the yellow vest protests over fuel prices and vehicle laws

kleptomaniac. steals niknaks from church garage sales and potlucks. also suffers from pica and may attempt to steal and swallow your pennys. approach with caution

Exactly.
>be feds
>read about autistic idea of genocide
My God, these Jow Forums guys are a force to be reckoned with.

It’s ok to be racist. Like realistically, everyone here is one role playing.

imagine being literal niggers and posting that pasta. Go back to plebbit you kikes

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everything i've ever done was satirical

not a criminal, just a raging faggot that accuses others of close-talking which isnt at all true you asshole

no dont aid them nigger.
>"sloppy job putin"
they're russia-gaters. theyre walking lobotomies. let them stay that way

I do too, it was all hilarious. I'm just saying, most of my b8 actually was just for the lulz.

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I love kikes

No shit? The entire board is satire. A few of you idiots take it seriously, and fucked it up for all of us. You should be ashamed.

a canadian. crosses the border and clogs up grocery stores and malls. also drives terribly.

a suspected panty thief.

Omfg why is this so funny.

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this man was serious about everything he has posted. he is actually a ftm tranny. preferred pronouns unknown.

I never made a threat here. Honestly you guys are over reacting. They just want to see where a bunch of posters are from and I bet you anything a bunch of lefty dems will be outed as egging on the race war what will NEVER HAPPEN

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>mfw the british police thought i was serious when i made satirical posts about hanging all niggers

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No. EVERYTHING I have ever posted here was just to troll dumb people for the lulz.

Same

Everything I've ever posted here is, of course, satire. It literally says it in the site disclaimer. Only a fool would believe the things posted here

>No rope licence

What exactly were you expecting?

t.fellow satirical poster

I literally LOVE Israel!!!

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A little too late for that, user.