Brit/pol/ - Rory on suicide watch edition

>Tory leadership contest: Rory Stewart knocked out
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48696619

>Leadership debate: BBC defends vetting process after imam's tweets emerge
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48687744

>Tube attacker had taken £600 of crack cocaine, court hears
theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jun/19/tube-push-attacker-paul-crossley-had-taken-crack-cocaine-court-hears

>This Morning viewers cringe as millionaire, 54, dating model, 26, moans 'not enough sex'
dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-tv/hot-tv/786548/this-morning-holly-willoughby-phillip-schofield-couple-mason-reese-sarah-russi

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can't argue against that

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hope you're all in the GOVE COVE lads

I can never spell savid javid's name correctly.

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wew lad

ساجد جافيد

STOP BREGGSIT

savij david

havent been to britpol since rightly so left, how is it now

youtu.be/L4h3l3T1USo?t=2419

The mosted BASED man in Britain today big JOHN FURY dropping redpills about todays society

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>for my final trick, watch as I make myself disappear

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pooey

It doesn't matter who our next PM, they're all cut from the same cloth.
Scions of the same root.
A different mask for the same actor.

election by twitter votes

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>FBPE
As if these mongs were ever going to vote tory.

Fuck skip to 40:00

shit. with occasional moments of brilliance thrown in. but mostly shit.

>TWEET HE GOT TWEETS RETWEETS ON TWEETER TWEETS RORY WON ON TWEETER WITH TWEETS #stopbrexit #fpbp #resist

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>when you're such a third-world shithole that you have to look to other third-world shitholes to make yourself look good

Fuck off with that shit meme you melted stool

Are you not looking forward to our newest forum of democracy?
We elect Blue check marks with re-tweets to run our country.

>Newfag thinks the Gove Cove meme is new

BASED Norf

>Implying I said it was new or that i am new

It's your meme, it's shit and you've shilled it for so long you believe your own hype

fredom aint free

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Savvy Janny

average britnonce

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Vapid Aphid

>plus: no deal isn't that bad for us, it's bad for the EU

it's bad for everyone except America.

anyway, Boris is going to accept a softer brexit than he claims to want, harumph about parliament, and rely on memes to make up the difference.

poopy nigger! poopy poopy nigger!!!!

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it's as though economics existed independently of people's voting preferences or something.

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your mum plays bass

about 40 years too young to be representative

based

cringe

Based and redpilled.

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Anyone see this: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-48692575

>An 11-year-old died in a head-on crash after a spider dropped on to his mother's hand while she was driving, an inquest has heard.

>Tristan Silver's mother Cloud Younger was driving him and his sister Branwen to school on 4 May 2018 when they crashed near Tregaron, Ceredigion.

>The inquest in Aberystwyth heard their car drifted on to the wrong side of the A485 and hit a 4x4 towing a trailer. A conclusion of misadventure was recorded by the coroner.

>Tristan - who was sitting in the back seat - suffered serious head injuries when Mrs Younger's blue Subaru hit a black Mitsubishi towing a trailer full of sheep in the village of Olmarch. It was being driven by farmer David Glyndwr Jones, who was on his way to Builth Wells livestock market.

>The inquest heard when Mrs Younger was interviewed by police in June 2018, she answered "no comment" to every question.

The whole thing seems off.

they're such cunts
and even with the brexit party split making the prospect of PM Corbyn non-impossible they're still cocksure wankers

drives me up the wall

whatever you say britnonce
youtube.com/watch?v=yVzG8W-sos0

They are a spent force politically.

No 'JUST' Rory meme yet? I'm disappointed

>you could say even though he lost the contest he won the "story" of the contest

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*interferes in your politics*

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RACIST TORIES BTFO

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I've actually heard of this happening before, but it was in australia when a guy opened up his sun visor and one of those massive huntsmen spiders dropped out.

Anybody else here /limitedaccount/?

How is boris going to do anything by october?

No deal = parliment will VONC
Deal or remain = conservative party will VONC

He must know hes totally fucked?

>150,000 illegal immigrants enter the UK
>tfw these aren't included in the net 600,000 legal immigrants that enter every year

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Why has she put her name in ((()))? Does she not know that means a kike, not a nigger?

kek

Sad Vagid

>the word immigration has yet to be mentioned in either of the televised leadership debates despite being given as the main reason for the leave vote at the time of the referendum

has anyone not realised the result has been co-opted by market fundamentalists yet

It's been that way for coming up to 20 years m8. That's why I stay NEET, I'm not funding my own destruction.

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lifes so fucking unfair, i get a faggot criminal dad that I never meet meanwhile someone gets to have BASED John Fury as a dad

FUCK ROASTIES

>Well known figures of speech are now Freudian slips
wew

I only come to Brit/pol/ for the homosexual atmosphere

Leave the EU, you dumb fucking britcucks.

It's been three (3) years.

It just doesn't seem right to me.

>Mrs Younger said the spider landing on her left hand caused eight-year-old Branwen - who was sitting in the front passenger seat - to become hysterical and start screaming. She said she turned her attention to Branwen to calm her down while still driving.

>When asked by police why she had not stopped, she replied: "No comment." Mrs Younger did not give evidence at the inquest, but when asked by the coroner if she had anything to add, she said: "If I could remember more, I would have said more."

>There was no evidence as to how fast the car was travelling on the 60 mph road, but Mr Jones said his vehicle was almost at a standstill at the point of impact.

>He added: "At first it was straddling the white line, about a quarter of the vehicle on the wrong side. Then it came all the way over to my side and I could see it wasn't going to stop. All this happened in about six seconds - I just had enough time to warn my wife and brace myself. I feel devastated by what happened. I don't understand why she didn't see us and drive back to her side."

>Ceredigion coroner Peter Brunton said it had been "an extremely sad and tragic inquest". He added it all came down to the manner in which the Subaru was being driven during the "catastrophic seconds" when Mrs Younger turned to give attention to her daughter. He said it appeared the car travelled for a significant period of time on the wrong side of the road and Mrs Younger did nothing to slow down or to get the car on the correct side.

How fucking ignorant do you have to be to not realise you're driving in the wrong fucking lane?

Will Trudeau lose your election?

Being a useless NEET in the countryside is the best way to live in modern Britain.

Lads, what's your favourite episode of Nonce Hunters? Mines Giles.
youtube.com/watch?v=5VN8L2CmBOA

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This all seems to stem from journo's controlling all discourse

it's called a dog whistle. Hunt knows what he's doing.

I felt the same when I read the 'no comment' bit. Who the fuck would say that after just losing their own child?

My suspicion on it is it was a suiicde attempt to take the kids with her. By the sounds of it she didn't just clip the other car, but tried to total it.

i wonder if there was a parallel medium where roman NEETs doomposted about getting GAEL'd to oblivion

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>MUH SHEEP FARMERS

Been on a brewery tour. Free ale. Just saw that remainer Rory btfo. Life is good.

press F to pay respects to based rory

More than likely, especially with the coroner's comments at the end.

kek

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>Being a useless NEET in the countryside is the best way to live in modern Britain.
Signed.

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Pensioners?

And politicians being too cowardly to stand up for themselves. Boris should stand by his letterbox comments, it’s not even ‘Islamophobic’ as the vast majority of Muzzie women don’t dress like that either here or in the Arab world.

More enriching high-jinks and tomfoolery from the knee grows.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nf2j3FCZihs

>implying

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are you trying to make a bad case for the yang gang this is how you make a bad case for the yang gang

>i'm not a member of the vitrtual teen website
>i'm one of the moderators
>it's a site that I, that we set up with somebody else

oh god my sides

BoJo will be the next PM.

If you'd told me I'd see that when he was Mayor I'd have just laughed.

I so would number 4

Fucking hell man

>Been on a brewery tour. Free ale.

Been down the drinks isle in tesco and stole a few bottles lad?

Which one of you is this?

>HRNGHHHH
>I-I-I SUFFER FROM LONELINESS ALRIGHT??
Literally a janny

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manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/father-of-boxing-champion-tyson-fury-853780

>Father of boxing champion Tyson Fury jailed for gouging a man's eye out after a 12 year feud over a bottle of beer

>The father and trainer of English boxing champion Tyson Fury has been jailed for 11 years after gouging out a man’s eye in a brawl.

pretty based tbf

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Nah m8 an actual organised tour of a little brewery. Easily drank the ticket price in ale. Free to me but you know, get the lad's money's worth

you're starting from the right aren't you

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pikeys doing pikey things
nothing based to see here

11 years is a bit steep no?

>3 years of Brexit negotiations and we're going to leave no deal regardless

our government are supposed to be experts, if it's so bad here then imagine that it's like in shithole countries in africa

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>Sky Sources say the Government will delay the introduction of a porn age verification scheme which was due to come into force next month
nofap cancelled

>The victim claimed that he said ‘I don’t want no trouble’ and Mr Fury replied: “I’m the best man here in the auction, I’m the best man in the country.”

BASED

Probably has hundreds of previous convictions.

The reason every sensible person should now be armed.

this was in 2011, he was out just after fury beat klitchko end of 2015

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abosulte state of it all, can't our gov actaully stick to dates instead of flip-flopping everytime

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Just farted and it stinks

>sentenced for 11 years, serves 4

Why do they do this?

Describe the smell to me lad