>be me
>be in woods
>I got a ten minutes head start
>It's not enough
>but I don't really want to get away
>but I don't want to make it easy either
>I've been training, I can run 1.5 miles in 8:45
>nowhere near good enough though
>CLACK CLACK CLACK
>clogs
>my head start is over
>CLACK CLACK CLACK
>she's speeding up
>I trip
>I'm terrified and excited
>CLACK CLACK CLACK
>she's already caught up
>I feel the straight edge of her jaw crash into the back of my head
>Her muscular arms flip me over like a pancake
>she tears my jeans in two with her bare hands
>I'm already erect
>I've been erect for days
>she grabs me by the throat and mounts
>no build up, she instantly hits me with a terrifying rhythm
>each time she comes back down I feel my hips start to shatter
>somehow she's speeding up
>I'm in agony
>and ecstacy
>my dick can't take it
>the banjo snaps
>I can feel blisters starting to form
>blood everywhere
>she speeds up more
>I knew I'd never walk again, but I'm not even sure I'll survive now
>I'm blacking out
>but I feel the white hot lava travelling up the old volcano shaft
>my eyes roll black
>colour bleeds out the world around me
>I feel as if every ounce of fluid in my body is being shot directly into her womb
>Vision is black now
>her hand is still round my throat
>it starts to losen
>she dismounts gently
>that's when the pain started to become apparent
>my hips are dust
>I feel tired
>but happy
>I welcome death now
>I have reached the pinnacle of life
>good night
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Imperial Leather
Kill Muslims
(this post is satire)
First for Greggs
Which is worse? Here or the United States?
PRESTON THe BASED WHITE NATION ..
some SJW MOB from were ranting Trump .. as the Royals turned up .. !
Cops Smashed tuck them an fined them ..
This ...
everywhere its a poli drama an scraeam s for Guardo
NORF we sort shit .. !
No disrespect but I care about my own country before America.
Here ..
Respect ..
same sex intercourse
plugs and sockets
lol here is so much worse purely because the US is so vast you can just go somewhere else.
Sprog Walt nonce cunt, found out why you got discharged nonce
The other paki questioner from the debate has been suspended from his job
Why?
>suspended
>not sacked
He'll be back in a few weeks.
shut the fuck up Mair
>still bright at half ten outside
can't get used to this at all.
Thought you were talking about Krishnan and I was excited for a second
tfw no bf
Need to get my life back on track. It's like I've woken up at the age of almost 28 and realized what a fucking wanker I've been all these years.
haha
>realized
Why does the BBC shill so hard for muslims?
If you look at the article about the Muslim questioners controversial tweets, they had to emphasise so very much that his mosque had suspended him. They may as well have just wrote
>n-not all muslims!
Why aren't any of you as based as some Asian-American e-celeb? I bet none of you would post muhammed memes on your real-name social media
Make a vocaroo
Suspension means nothing, it just means going a few weeks without pay for him. Then his solicitor will write a letter of apology for him and it's back to business as usual at the mosque and school.
Daffers chose to be a sick cunt, not a sad cunt
Do the 'roo
I love that its a joke memed.. I Understand
but Told asking other ones dead burnt in Car . He racing the an died Burnt to death .near Holmfield ... ?
That's my kind of woman
Pol isn't sure what's happening yet with the media/Muslim debate. Why would the I*raeli media shill for the pakis who want them gone. Why do they fear defanged whites over muslims
I saw this same shit a few hours ago.
>Why does the BBC shill so hard for muslims?
Because they've been infiltrated by marxists.
Same reason everything is turning to shit.
They get some fucking useless carpet weaving degree, then slither into every institution they can, bringing their activism with them.
We need the job centres to start sending unemployed working class lads on courses for helicopter licences, not fork lift trucks.
We're gonna need lots of helicopters soon.
In minecraft.
Daffers
cheer me up
What's getting you down lad. If you tell i will try to cheer you up
Gib Daffers
Class Lets Talk
HOW PRESTION /LEYAND STILL WHITE RULARS .. !!
LISTEN DROP the oold stuff /Got Mods on it
no thanks id rather not converse with an incel
dont respond to me
I'm going to buy a gaff in Holmes Chapel. An area that is basically 100% white British. Try and stop me.
Just in case you thought Rorymsnia was over
yeah but what about poo
Take the Kek pill
>Try and stop me
why would i bother when your inability to leave the house and lack of money will???
but im not a virgin???
im gonna kick you in your fucking head
fucking head
im gonna stamp on it untill your dead
till your dead
im gonna poo on your face
im gonna poo on your face
im gonna poo on your face when youre dead
when youre dead
Daffers doesn’t even know he exists
You filthy plebs disgust me.
have you ever even experienced a hug you unloved loser???
the jealousy the envy
pure coincidence
Is the point of this to drive people to kill themselves?
If a Civil War happens, in how much time BNP would do a Coup and take the power?
BNP don't exist anymore.
dont feel bad about it atleast you losers can die knowing that if you do go through with it you'll finally have done something that i envy
90% are also Home Counties middle class white, they have to be to even get an interview for a zog job
if a civil war happens, the general in command of the most military assets would take power. after that who knows
do i envy her???
Why do you envy people that kill themselves?
lads, if you came into having a couple million £, how would you invest it? could you live off the interest or are the rates to low to live comfy?
If the police can't control the knee grows and pakis they'll call out the army
why wont you invite me to go camping im alone cant you see???
>If the police can't control the knee grows and pakis they'll call out the army
The police let pakis rape kids for decades. They won't do shit.
Sadly
Good to know
If Boris gets elected, be prepared for IRA comeback
that's one of the good points of "acceleration". shitskins are predictable, attack them and they will retaliate, thus weakening race relations and further ACCELERATING the timeline towards total break down of law and order.
Buy a farm and invest the money in going off grid, animals, crops, solar panels, generators etc.
boris, tories and the IRA are irrelevant desu
Invest in AI technology.
Saw Metallica last night lads
This
They are feeling very cocky atm and expect everyone to back down
>Need to get my life back on track. It's like I've woken up at the age of almost 28 and realized what a fucking wanker I've been all these years.
INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC INCOMING:
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Diversify your property portfolio (housing, holiday homes, commercial rent, etc). This will form your income.
Put some into land. Land is always good, especially if you improve it (or hire someone to improve it...planting trees on scrub land is a good example). This is long term investment.
Get some metal. Not too much, but half a pound of gold and a couple of kilo of silver ought to do it. This is emergency fallback for when shtf..
Buy a home for everyone in your immediate family. Families get rich when they keep the cash at home. Every brother/sister/ son/daughter who isn't paying rent isn't sloshing the family wealth out to a complete stranger. This is just common sense, and puts them in your debt. You don't have to give them a house if you think they are gonna waste the opportunity. Just buy it yourself and let them live in it rent free.
Put a chunk in an assurance. And enjoy the rest. Live within your means.
Buy an attack helicopter
now i know only i can stop the rain
i dunno user
i dunno
Degenerate
>after that who knows
They arrest nationalists and enforce globohomo militarily.
Anyone watching Peston?
heroin and kratom are plants bro you cant get addicted lol
kek, can relate
I have a lot of money, though. Keep coping.
I inherited 500k back in 2003 and it was put into a mutual fund. Now it's in the millions. Put it in an index fund or mutual fund.
You have a lot of money but you don't have a real country.
It some times amazes me how I can so easily talk myself into jumping off the wagon.
so you thought just because I'm absent you could LARP like you take drugs lmfao?
Haha lads, me mums just gone on a date with a paki
doubt it
we'll all be dead if things go the other way
is this eagle death???
isn that that band the guy from qotsa is in that pakis shot?
>we'll all be dead if things go the other way
That's the idea.
He's after your little sis m8