Chad Stalin and Beta Adolf. KEK

I don't get it. Hitler is better looking with a strong appearance and Stalin looks like a homosexual zoomer

>Stalin was a bank robber
>He was more of a man than Hitler
Hitler ran suicide missions across enemy lines, won 5 medals for bravery, and marched straight into battle as a teenager with the other men holding a fucking bayonet rifle, not this gay desert faggot techno-soldier shit of today.

He then started a revolution from a bar fight and went to prison. Came out and started another revolution.
Fuck Stalin's pussy ass he just hung out with Jews

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no queer

Hitler fought in ww1

Stalin had one real job in his life. which wasnt even real work, he just sat around and got paid while reading books on how to overthrow his employer that pays him for not really doing anything.

>Chad Stalin and Beta Adolf. KEK.
Stalin fucked a Jew though. How is that "chad"?

>Stalin was a bank robber and pulled off some of the most dangerous jobs for the bolsheviks. He was more of a man than Hitler, who literally had one ball.
Stalin made antisemitism a crime punishable by death though.

>Because Alpha JS was busy swimming in pussi.
Jewish pussy.

What?

This is fun. America could've literally chosen the other team and these pics would be reversed.

I'm being serious. You would've all gone to your death had America not intervened. Fucking Russia was ready to get every last male slaughtered.

Stalin looked like Jeronimo, what's up with that? Are jews Navajo?

>You would've all gone to your death had America not intervened.

kek. Americans are more delusional than the khmer rouge

That painting ain't even proper, it's contemporary painting of the guy
What the fug
Also stalin did serve in several battles

The war would've taken longer, but the outcome would've remained the same, comrade. You Burgers are too full of yourselves...

Stalin looks extremely jewish.

sexy*

This is why we send you Muslims now.

Fucking communism

The lookspill is the final blackpill

>the dating profile pic hipster Stalin
vs.
>the guy who shows up to the date Stalin

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The outcome would've been America:1, Marx cocksuckers: 0.

>such a Beta

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hmm

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Which, incidentally, is exactly what the historical outcome actually was,

both betas

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OP's pic is not Stalin. Dumb nu-pol.

Stalin was a scrawny cypto-kike with horrible facial scarring from a childhood disease. All his later official photos are heavily photobrushed to leave this fact out, as the self-conscious Josef was terribly embarrassed about it. Look at some older pictures and see for yourself, all are edited, blurred, or paintings like OP's picture is either a son (unlikely) or one of his at least 5 body doubles (more likely). Stalin was an uggo, on the inside and the outside. This is a fact.

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Thats literally not stalin lol

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It it takes a chink to kill a commie then so be it.

fuck that's hot

Let's pretend your blatant lies were true. That man is still more attractive than this creature lol.

Adolf might've had some qualities, but Master Joseph was cleary the more handsome one. Just admit it...

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>but Master Joseph was cleary the more handsome one. Just admit it...
Why are you in love with an anti-White Judeo Communist?

He was fighting for the working people, the common people, unity, socialist construction!

>judeo communist
>literally murdered by jews

makes sense

>be stalin
>leader of a superpower
>don't wear capes

lol, no. that fatso got it all wrong

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He looks so Georgian here

Stalin died of a stroke on his bedroom floor because his attendents were too scared to go help him.

>actually believing Khruschev nonsense and revisionism

Stalin had a full examination and was in excellent health just a few months prior to the "stroke." His own son knew he was murdered, they didn't really try to hide it too hard.

youtu.be/4xWeMBXV23g

There's also the time when Beria started saying how "he killed stalin" and "saved everyone from the purge"

>Master Joseph
What are you gay?

Cummies and nutzis are both GEY
Huehuehuehuehuehue

>won a civil war and a world war
>lost two world wars
ouch

Then he was shot screaming and crying like a little bitch.

Stalin's dead and rotting, nigger, and nobody cares.

That's not really Stalin, you propaganda slurping pinko faggot.

Not a Nazi but Adolf looked better than Stalin in both his youth and in old age

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How far back did Hitler's hair recede? By 1945, it looks like he had a big looking forehead for sure, but how many inches of recession was that? There was one very brief point in 1933 when he tried to cover up his forehead more, but he went back to more forehead-revealing looks soon after.

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Stalin got killed by Jews, also Stalin is 5'4, Hitler is 5'8.

Stalin was 5’5
Hitler could have beat his ass