How to leave Incel

Guys, being in the top 20% of men is EASY.

1.) Lift heavy weights
2.) Be hygienic, and keep your room/house nice and clean
3.) Don't hesitate to talk to women, and make eye contact the whole time
4.) Be direct, and tease her
5.) When on a date, don't be afraid to touch her. touching builds bonding.

Do all this, and I guarantee you will be in the top 20% of men.

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How to ACTUALLY leave Incel:
1.) commit an hero
that's it

Dating is for cucks.

Honourary Australian right here

LOL whites are such cucks, trying to be fake Alpha LMAO

alpha enough to put your ass on a boat. Blacks where so useless we replaced you with a cotton gin in a few years after slavery.

LMAO caught out the fake alpha (he read it in a book) you need the real instincts or you dont got it

Jesus you copied this from the other fag thread. For the love of fucking Christ jannies if you don’t clean this shit off the fucking board. These leddit trp fags are running rampant.

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Thanks
Next lesson will be how to get away from harassment allegation

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you nogs sure get upset when your EBT cards start running low.

If you replaced the picture of that guy with an ugly incel and left the same text next to him the results would be much different.

If whites were such cucks they wouldn't have created most of the inventions and medicines that we use today.

I could leave easy if I could just find a fucking job. Can't even afford a gym membership. I've been stuck lifting 2 cinderblocks with a rope for the last 8 months. It works but Jesus Christ. I NEED MONEY

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Just a warning, even if you have the social skills, touching only works if you're already attractive yourself. Otherwise it could go really, really bad.

That is short term, immature bullshit.
>status
>money
>education
>personality
>looks

Ladies you are lookin good tonight

Lel. Anyone who needs to do that is not an attractive man in the first place. Basically it's a non-attractive male pleading for female acceptance.

>personality

as if they wouldn't fuck actual drooling, nonverbal retards with good bodies and money.

To melanated humans this all comes natural. Whiteboys are born deficient.

>what is bait
You're dumber then an actual bigger to bite bait this easily.

>tease her
Does calling them roastie whores count as teasing?

Making eye contact the entire time is awkward. Not alpha. They know why you are doing it and that makes it more awkward.

And then walk away

Results would be hilarious

>3d women
>dating
disgusting

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Number 3 too hard for me.

I can't do 4.
I have a crippling fear of saying the wrong thing, so irl I usually act bland and milquetoast.

Fuck you I'm bored

Found the faggot.

Look at this faggot. Thinks a try hard beta can achieve Alpha status.. pffffffft
The alphas are villified just as much as the omegas (incels, losers, loners, outcasts, etc..)

I think they have it worse to be honest. While both omegas and alphas have a shorter life span, the alphas life usually ends at the hands of another alpha, while the omegas life is shortened through his own.

You know where alphas reside OP? In the federal penitentiary and in cemeteries. Not at some metrosexual coffee shop sucking up to the fucking barista

High test, masculinity, rape, fucking bitches through intimidation is a crime against humanity nowadays. All these are alpha habits. You have no idea

just be confident bro

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Wow, if you haven't been able to find a job in 8 months during the greatest economy in two generations its probably time to end it all. You just were not meant to be be.

Only works if you're above an acceptable level of handsomeness and are not short. I tick every box, im 6 ft 3, but mild acne is enough to not get anny attention. Im out. Almost no worthy women are left anyways.

It's easy in New Zealand because Kiwi women are the biggest sluts in the world.

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In case you "alphas" need some visuals to follow what I'm saying:
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>how to get thrown in prison if you don't meet an invisible set of requirements.

Simple. Claim you're muslim.
:,)

I've always found it to be showing genuine interest in the person speaking.

Will people EVER understand the INVOLUNTARY part of incel?

If you can unfuck yourself by dude just lift lmao dude just shower lmao then you were never an incel, you were just a lazy piece of shit.

*ting ting*

sips drink

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I would rather be a wizard, thanks.

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>touch her.
Get arrested for groping. 2weeks later when she decided it was rape. No thanks, user.

Thanks dad.

God there are a lot of cucks here who don't even do number 1

But only 20% of men can be in the top 20% of men. What do the other 80% do?

>What do the other 80% do?

Porn, hookers, drugs, booze...that's me anyway

>be OP
>make bait thread with smirking hook nosed arab
>new fags pile on to humiliate themselves

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