/nmg/ - norf memes general

IN'T MOOD FU A PUNCHUP T'DAY LAD edition

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new norf pics.
he got the belly and he got that bald head
he ready for the fight.

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norf lads destroy kebab shop with truck:
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big fight at ball game
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Is your north like our south?

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dave goes mad in the kebab shop

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No, your south can't even win a civil war. Our norf massacres Roman legions on the side.

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Daily reminder these are the people calling you a "mutt".

problem?

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that's literally how football began in Anglo saxon times

In the UK - if you look into any window during 5pm you will likely find a myriad of Brits tucking into spaghetti on toast.
No, not fresh or dried - but spaghetti from tins on toast.
This kind of diet permeates British society, where sugary teas and soft, mushy and nutritionally worthless food is the norm. So little food has any texture, even their chip shop chips are soft and soggy. You dont need a knife here as all the food is gooey slop.
When they're not wolfing down this ghastly sludge they eagerly purchase and consume things like kebabs and curries - most towns have dozens of kebab and curry houses and the number of these establishments grows year by year. Brits just cannot get enough of Ahmeds Long Pig Mystery Meal washed down with sugar syrup soda.
Does this country have the worst diet ever? It's shocking the things I've seen some Brits claim to
eat like "Baked bean Sarnies".
The average Brit is disgustingly obese and the amount of gargantuan sloppy Anglos patrolling the streets in mobility scooters is an increasingly common sight.

The UK has an ancient tradition of excellent food, but it's almost all been entirely replaced by findus crispy pancakes, chicken tikka masala and potato smiley faces.

I don't want to ride the mart cart. Please save us before it is too late

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noah and clarissa meet big keith n he's not happy
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Is William Hill ok? They owe me a tenner.

Got a job offer in Leicester.
Is that in the sarf or the norf?
Are there a lot of pakis and black cunts?

it was america before america.

>Leicester
This lad is is their chant drummer.

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Not gonna lie lads I would proper smash that slag.

don't worry, nigel, we'll ride this ride together, on our Mart Carts.

Okay, based.

What about the pakis though?

Not good news.

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50% white.

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Leicester is filled with them.

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Leicester is midul territory and there are a lot of pakistanis in that area.

Oh fuck.

Guess I'll pass on...

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>The UK has an ancient tradition of excellent food
Kek, things that never happened. Your food was always revoltingly bad. You just accomplished your destiny.

They generally live in their own little enclaves so you could probably avoid them mostly.

oh really?

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why are we Bongs so fucking ugly? i dont get it.

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stay away for your own good

meanwhile in london
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dem roman crackas better stay out of our land

we wuz chieftains n sheeit

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CHALLENGE TO ALL BONGS

Find a picture with at least four attractive, native, non-celebrity Bong women. No cheating by posting ones that are 10/10 by British standards, but ugly everywhere else.

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there are actually good looking women here, they just tend to be the upper class, meaning they are used to being treatedlike a princess, and will not settle for anything less than what she wants, in case you haven't noticed there is a massive class divide in britain, the good genes tend to be higher class than degenerate scum seen

CAWM ON ENGERLAND
KICK DA BLOODY BAAAAAALLLLL
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

pic is the final boss you face after shagging all the british slags

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