Post yfw your draft letter arrives in the mail
Post yfw your draft letter arrives in the mail
Jaxson Bell
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James Clark
I’m in college so I can’t be drafted
Dylan Turner
Adam Kelly
Sorry, bone spur in the foot. Gibs me dat deferment.
Dylan Nelson
I cant be drafted because I identify as a tranny
Camden Young
No ones getting drafted for Iran. China will abandon them and Russia makes more money with Iran out of the picture by selling its natural gas reserves.
Chill out zoomy.
Julian Reyes
Just make some racist statements and you are out of the army.
Nathan Sanders
Jokes on you my people has a history of finding ways to circumvent conscription for judeo-anglo conflicts.
Elijah Nelson
>not shooting a synagogue
Are you even trying, kiddo?
Dominic Perez
I'm too old
*sips*
Nicholas Adams
Does Nystagmus cover me or should I name my childhood asthma?
Dominic Cox
Logan Gomez
Done did my time..Good news tho.
In 2020 America enters her last war.
Jeremiah Turner
Ayden Rodriguez
At what age are you too old?
Christian Bell
>In 2020 America enters her last war.
explain
Jose Carter
Someone shop sperm on her face.
Aaron Fisher
>implying Dash can be drafted
She's too old, lol
Isaiah Hernandez
>R-ready sir!
Daniel Lopez
>Free combat training and gear
>GI loan for house, business
>hiring preferences
>get to meet lots of other disgruntled men and form lifelong fraternal bonds
>kill muzzies
As much as I don't want the war with Iran, it wouldn't be so bad on a personal level.
Jayden Russell
>be Jow Forums
>larp about crusading against muslims
>piss pants when its actually happening
Anthony Bailey
I’m shooting myself in both knee caps before I fight and die in Jew wars. Fuck off kikes
Charles Reyes
Nathan Davis
James Campbell
America will struggle to stay together during a serious war effort considering the monumental ethnic/religious and political tensions in the nation.
Joshua Reed
Spotted the Jew. Are you going to be parachuting down into Tehran to kill the evil Muslims? Of course not you shrimpy kike faggot. Kill your self
Joseph Gutierrez
Wait, that's Dasha?
Christopher Smith
I literally will kill the seargent in his sleep or drop a grenade on the commanding officer. I don't fear anything but they will come to fear me.
Liam Lee
If a draft is implemented, they'll just create segregated units for people acting racist. Your ass is going one way or another. The system will always win. That is why it is important to choose wisely who gets to control the system.
Jace Stewart
>tfw education and iq ensure i wont be a grunt
I would oppose a draft obviously but not gonna lie it would be funny to see all the neets on here get pressed into service and used as cannon fodder
Robert Morris
Look at this dumb fucking kike
Daniel Long
Ian Stewart
John Ortiz
Tore all the ligaments in my knee = medically deffered. Im not going.
Oliver Jones
whoa you got him real good
Jonathan Parker
Noah Walker
I'd burn that shit like I would have if I was alive during the vietnam war. Why be a cuck and risk my life for something that has no relevancy to my life or defending my homeland?
Carson King
*throws letter in garbage and continues pointless life*
William Harris
For all the shit I talk on here, I would begrudgingly serve the Country's interest, even if I oppose it. The next world war will be like the last one.
Evan Thomas
Jonathan Wright
If the US attempts to draft Americans for a war on behalf of Israel with Iran it would then be time to visit the synagogues
Ryan Hughes
>tfw just EAS from the USMC
>mfw I might get called back because of this shit.
I don’t want to do Sgt things anymore...
Robert Stewart
Ryder Martin
I cant wait to fight with yall honkeys. How many friendly fire kills do you think I can get away with before you fuck heads catch on.
10?
20?
Hopefully 100
Ethan Evans
That wont work during a draft. Peacetime professional military is where they kick you out after disovering you maybe smoked a few joints in high school. During actual war they resort to offering convics parole after serving. During total war they strap cripples to bombs as makeshift guidance systems.
Dylan Campbell
>LARP as crusader in the military
>Gets charged for murdering Muslims.
>Convicted by Jewish or Catholic Judge to life in Leavenworth.
Jaxson Carter
Lol pussy. I'm already enlisted
Brody Garcia
You must serve your country
Lucas Butler
You can do your courses on your phone. Kikes will stop at nothing for you to die for Israel.
Jace Perez
>segregated racist units
fucking nice
Caleb King
Did you know that you can hate Jews and Muslims at the same time and it won’t conflict with your core beliefs??
Let that be known every time someone accuses you of supporting Israel for wishing to see Iran burn to ashes.
Robert Baker
>Iran
>serious war
Lmfao
Michael Diaz
i don't believe in killing other humans
Bentley Morris
>mfw I get to watch amerimutts go to war for Israel again
Jason Barnes
The mole is always a giveaway
John Turner
This.
Giving russia iran was always part of the deal
Brandon Ross
Joseph Ramirez
Jokes on you I wear glasses
Dylan Parker
>draft letter
i mean if you want a drug-addled alcoholic to watch your back, sign me up
Carter Barnes
What's that sound? Sound's like a call of duty.
Time to defend southern border and destroy Mexican cartels by bombing civilians in another middle-eastern country.
Samuel Moore
>Iraq
>serious war lmao
>Vietnam
>serious war lmao
We may as well invade Russia in the winter while we're at it
Xavier Smith
Jonathan Foster
So? Enjoy fighting in a war without a gun.
Thomas Evans
I'd fail any drug or psychological test they give me
Andrew Turner
i'd be like "huh?! wha!?" and then my eyes would stretch out like a cartoon character.
Landon Ortiz
Don't worry. They'll put you in the Chair Force. You'll fit in perfect with the faggot/dike leadership.
Chase Davis
Too old to be drafted, 30, and a violent felon with schizophrenia. Have fun fighting zoomers.
Benjamin Scott
>mountains
>desert
>80 mil population
>hatred of USA greater than dislike/hatred of the government
Yea.. easy war, over in a month tops
Brody Barnes
Carter Jackson
>neglect the white population of america, canada and europe
>why peepo help
Leo Martin
Already served. Ain’t gonna get drafted, even though my MOS as a Farsi linguist would have been useful. That just means I can become a glownigger.
Cameron Diaz
I’m down for persian gulf 2.0,
but only if we get to pretend it’s still the early 90’s.
John Thomas
lol this is totally inaccurate
All Americans love war and there is no “racism” in the military. I remember black people talking about how evil Arab terrorists were after 9/11. Give us an enemy and we’ll gladly go kill it
Joseph Cox
good goy
gladly serve god's chosen people
Nathaniel Diaz
Julian Sanders
nobody gives a flying fuck if you fight or not, live or die. You'll fly there to draw Iranian's fire so Mossad can poison that country behind their backs.
Hudson Adams
30 is the cut off? Nice. I'm 29 and just enrolled back to college to finish up.
Robert Murphy
I volunteered two years ago so I would have more training and I’m not rushing in with my dick in my hand after basic
Rangers lead the way
Adam Johnson
What kind of crusade is it when you're fighting and dying for Sunnis and Jews against the Shia? It has nothing to do with Our Lord, that's for sure.
Charles Price
A war with Iran would be much, much worse than Iraq or Afghanistan and how long and costly were those wars? Yeah...
Ian Sullivan
Dylan Jackson
Adam Brown
I turn 26 next year, so hopefully I'm good
Cooper Williams
>mfw flat foot gang
Adam Martinez
>Who are we fighting? Isis? Israel?
Ayden Howard
Anything’s possible with missile spam
Most deaths would come from the final push into Tehran
Josiah Hill
I lack depth perception legally. Ergo I cannot throw a hand grenade.
I also cannot count beyond 3 due to my south african education.
Luke Edwards
The majority of Jow Forums doesn't understand this. It pains me to see so many nufags support Iran. The US is cucked and fighting for Israel, and Iran is just low IQ with a bunch of sand niggers.
Wyatt Morales
>shoots prisoner to get the genuine crusader experience
>media finds out
>get convicted by military tribunal
>life imprisonment
sheeeeiiiit
Carter Foster
>mudslimes
>humans
Pick one faggot.
Jose Ross
If I'm forced into a draft, what are the chances I can go a wall the moment they give me a gun and friendly fire during training? What would happen to me?
David Campbell
Sounds like a jolly good time
Jeremiah Thompson
>baiting at 11am Eastern
How about you fuck off, larpy
Bentley Cook
And be sent to the brig. Remain there for x amount of years then be dishonorably discharged and never get a tax paying job
Noah Lopez
Actually, I’d equate it to Iraq, but about 25-30% worse. That’s just in terms of domestic.
Iran funds and supplies hella militant political and humanitarian organizations across the Middle East, including a huge chunk of what fought Daesh in Iraq, and helped in Syria too.
And alllll these militias are alllll loyal to the Ayatollah. The only way to go to war with Iran is a full scale invasion and absolute demolition, and Israel will piggyback us the whole way just to watch and get strike medals.
Aiden Lee
lol, maybe in 15 years your safe. youre right in the range of what they want, dummy
Camden Collins
No we are invading the people who oppose isis and Isreal in the region. But they are terrorists who are destabilizing the region obviously.
Benjamin Turner
>a wall
One of McNamara's Morons?
Kayden Rogers
Jayden Lee