Brit/pol/ - YKTD edition

>Woman with mental age of child must have abortion against her will, court rules
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-abortion-court-of-protection-ruling-mentally-ill-a8970121.html

>Former deputy PM John Prescott suffers stroke
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48745868

>Nick Clegg: No evidence of Russian meddling in Brexit vote
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/facebook-nick-clegg-russia-interference-brexit-eu-referendum-a8971656.html

>Boris and girlfriend are driven out of their home: Anarchists camped outside London flat
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7172927/Boris-girlfriend-driven-home-anarchists-camped-outside-London-flat.html

>Man breaks record by demolishing 65 item breakfast challenge in just 12 minutes
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-breaks-record-demolishing-65-16871851

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poopy nigger! poopy poopy nigger!!!!

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VIMTO or IRN BRU

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BASED karenposter

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bro... that's kinda based

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Real thread

Quite based tbqh
How do you feel about people who pronounce it VIMPTO

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>mental age of child
wtf

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Well I'm here now

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>Woman with mental age of child must have abortion against her will, court rules
Based and eugenicspilled. Mirin.

This desu. Too many spacks in this country.

>lives in london
>mental age of a child
Definitely an inbred paki.

both taste like artificial crap

one less anonymous poster

Or Americans as I like to call them

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yeah you only like the natural taste of sperm

>Sir Nick Clegg
>vice-president of Facebook
Since when was he knighted and since when was he VP of Facebook?
I feel like I just woke from a coma.

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Fucking kek, that’s getting saved.

Daily Reminder that the Stone Roses weren't always shit
youtu.be/0uNLw3pXlVM

>He is currently Vice-President for Global Affairs and Communications at Facebook.[6][7]
I never knew this either, what the fuck? I think we switched timelines, user.

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That's news to me too. Bizarre.

Someone down the road is blasting wanadoo by abba and I'm having it fucking large

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Faragebot is back (in the other thread).

Yes they were

I WANNA BE A DOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR

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Imagine being Eddie, Preuß or that schizo and coming to this general every day to spam the same lines over and over again. brit/pol/ only attracts schizophrenic retards

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Do you think that fat traitor cunt Prescott will succumb?

Who fucked a retard?

>Nick Clegg: No evidence of Russian meddling in Brexit vote
KEEP UP FAGGOTS

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Her uncle Rakesh most probably

Are you BoJo Brexit ready?

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He’s so lacklustre, absolutely no energy about him. Hunt is stealing the show and Boris comes across as totally pathetic.

>wanadoo

It takes nigger tier ignorance of British history to get that song title wrong.

I hope he's ok lads

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too many pukka pies is what done him

>New study
>Muh Rushans

It's all so tiresome

He helped facilitate the invasion of our country.

He's usually very high energy. Watch some of his commons appearances.

youtube.com/watch?v=YCQqGmmbEqY

>implying i know anything about abba
i am a little embarrassed after searching the song title, though

How was she able to consent with the mental age of a child?

For me? It was Mair randomly popping up in the Love Island General on /tv/ last week and banging on about doing wetwork for the government
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/116540214/#116542761

Which is why I’m so disappointed now, I wonder if he’ll snap back once he’s PM

wtf why do you envy her for getting nonced you sick virgin freak

no mention of Sloppy Steve either

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How can you say that? I love Irn Bru, forget the flavour, it's refreshing.
This

At least one of your parents.

Pretty sure Mair is just an elaborate LARP. The real "Mair" was probably watching Love Island and decided to fuck with /lig/ for the fun of it.

Just discovered this nigger. Doctor Edward Dutton. /ourboffin/

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>Between 1999 and 2002, the Treasury under PM Gordon Brown sold 401 tonnes of gold - out of its 715-tonne holding - at an average price of $275 an ounce

Check out how much an ounce of gold is selling for today.

That scottish cunt needs to be hanged for treason.

is that Boris new gf?

Why are there so many Scots everywhere?

roaring trade being done adopting pakistani infants and bringing them back to UK, single white women behind it
archive.is/S5obp

Politics live is absolutely terrible, Ed davey of all people was saying there should be a government of national unity lead by a labour mp. What are the chances of that? He couldn’t organise a bus timetable when in charge of Kingston

>Arron Banks suing Carole Catshit

Absolutely based

No wonder the Cuckservative Party managed to survive in the 21st century.

hello bincels

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>17k likes
Would Jow Forums stuff get these kind of numbers?

my bin burning already has 500k likes and I've been approached by three different major television studios to serialise it you LARPcel

Well we probably have more Israeli funding so yeah

What was he thinking?

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why are you so mad that Mossad is funding my one-man guerilla war against the council?

>ffs the bin's smouldering, I know Gove's been round here doing coke and smashing her again

Started a one meal a day diet today supplemented by 1k+ calorie burning on the exercise bike per day. Haven't eaten since tea yesterday afternoon. Food is so tasty.

why don't you just get on the phet?

> a one meal a day diet

what's the one meal you are having mate ? last month i had a banana and blueberry smoothie as my one meal on most days

>Nina Saleh
>White

The absolute state of this country-

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None of you do cocaine or have sex, souf scum.

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Don't push it
Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe

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>tomorrow it'll be the national health they're taking away

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Good. It'd be the burden of the state either way. At least now only she is soaking up finite resources and producing nothing.

They drew first blood.

>people are protesting not because BBC being a propaganda channel, but because of 'muh free licence'.
pretty sad

I do the sex but not the cocaine

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>Former deputy PM John Prescott suffers stroke

Some good news for a change. We sll gonna meet up at Liverpool docks for a piss up and fight when Blair dies?

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Where is this fucking cunt. Is he still alive??
(not Kubrick, le er..er...man)

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If you're sending that many parkies after cokeposter, then you're gonna need one thing
>What's that?
A good supply of bin bags

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good idea

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If any of you incels mug me off I swear I'll do time

im the only one itt who does either
nice LARP sconner

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nice LARP fightlet

They’re all dead sir.

I could defeat all of you at the same time

ok then virgin buddy retard

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>t. envious Keanecel
why do you LARP?
they asked me, I didn't ask them
It wasn't my bin

lol

UFOs are real and are directly influencing brexit

Why are you so intimidated by my superior physique?

hello fellow bongs, I too am a bong, England is my city

Yup

Whatever I have for tea

I know it isn't even half time yet but, fuck it we already won, get in here Huntcunts. Let's celebrate!

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Give me your ideal PM, Home Secretary, Foreign Sec. and Chancellor right now user

We could be in for an absolute treat of a cabinet once Boris wins

The actors from red dwarf

Chris barrie would have to do his Chancellor duties in full costume

>PM
David René James de Rothschild

>Home Secretary
Michael Bloomberg

>Foreign Sec
George Soros

>Chancellor
Mark Zuckerberg

Me, brexit muffin, Anjem Choudary, and John Lennon.

>name fag
All that needs said desu

'Ave a line you fucking virgins, you're honestly embarrassing me.

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