It's bloody hot in the Netherlands, just a day after we had a major power, communications and emergency responce outage just yesterday. Netherlands is the testing field of a new type of warfare. I hope you faggots are comfy because this is it. The big happening of our time. Don't forget to like and subscribe, and follow us on facebook and twitter. And send us a dick pic on whatsapp. ITS HAPPENING!
ITS REALLY HAARPENING BOYS
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>he can't handle a bit of heat
Fag
>tfw no cold dead gf
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>Dying to 36c heat
Weak
I like it. I'm drinking in my studio apartment. Cold beer and rosē whilst listening to Falkenbach. Fish sticks and chili con carne and Jamaica - Curaçao tonight.
Nice,
I'm drinking some Arizona green ice tea while having my fan on.
Also in a studio apartment but then for students so rent is cheap (350 euro)
Are you for real? This is war. Put your war face on!
>35c is only 95f
>humidity less than 50
wow so bad so awful
meanwhile in it was just similar temps just a few days ago in Portland OR with a higher humidity, felt like it was a Virginian summer, and then it rained.
>Arizona green ice tea
You got that in Germany?
No, it's in the Albert Heijn. Has been for a very long time.
>Portland OR
That place is awful for entirely different reasons.
Price?
shit thread
Call me when the Randstad is underwater, then I'll react in the appropriate manner, by filling up the fridge with HJ and throwing on carnival music.
I agree
Like 1,80€ for a 1,5L pack.
It's not more expensive than Pickwick or Lipton
You don't know how bad it really is.
Oh that's about the same as when they have it in Germany (bottles 1,49). I go to Jumbo here but strangely they have no import drink section. In Nijmegen Oost Coop I used to get Fanta Grape, Cream Soda and Root beer cans at times. Here they don't have any of that.
Come on faggot. 35 is not the end of the world
its going to drop to half this temperature over the next week
this doesnt even count as a heatwave
>crying because the temp is 36C
weak westerner
Rip
Even in Tilburg they have it fren, it's the best ice tea imo.
I wish it went to 45 for a 'happening'.
At least you niggers have water and canals everywhere, so you can go and cool off, i have to drive 40 min to a shit and piss filled pond.
>Even
No, Tilburg is the nigger capital of the south. Oh and btw, I was just talking about the drinks I mentioned, which are imported. Arizona Ice Tea might be a domestic (licensed) product by now.
Yeah I know Tilburg is an awful town to be in.
Uni is great though, as is life as a student here. Relatively cheap accommodation and drinks. Also lots of international qt's one of which I managed to get as a gf
In fact it is. Don't try to get all exotic and tropical now.
>tfw no gf
curtains closed, room on the shadow side, staying in all day and do nothing more than shitposting
Im pretty comfy
I bet you are behind this!
The Low Countries are MOSSAD Central for Europe.
godverdomme wat was het toch kanker heet
If you're not allowed to eat pigs, are you at least allowed to sweat like one?
Don't get that shitty tropical one. Get the regular one. It's pretty good
Don't worry user you'll get there
I can’t stand it anymore. Call me a pussy I don’t care.
>Geen /Polder/ draad
I meant the thread. You don't know how bad it really is.
That map looks like the boomer wojak
It's not even that kankerwarm
>Mfw the airco broke a week before this heat
If you just go outside in it, you get acclimated really fast. We just went through the heatwaves + 70-high 80% humidity, it was hard but it wasn't that bad honestly. Now we're in a very nice average to below average temp range, I personally didn't experience much of a summer june at all it felt more like May. You will be okay, sleep naked with a fan
Im no nigger of mudslime.
Im white. Kill yourself
Swamp ass all over
Airco gehaald vanwege de pokke pleuris hitte van vorig jaar, geen spijt van, comfy 20c in huis
Hallo, buurlui! 36 graad hier. Hoezo moeten de zandnegers hun weer mebringen?
>Muslims and black people are the only ones who can stand heat
Yeah no, I'm part Spanish. Going to Madrid this summer where temperatures will be over 44°C :^)
>sleep naked with a fan
That's what michael jackson did
>HJ
I see you are a man of culture
Up to 44 degrees Celsius expected here this week.
You are fucking weak.
Oh no! Its going to be 93 degrees! How will anyone survive! Its at least that hot here in North Carolina every single day....stop crying.
based and propofolpilled.
Fucking kek you cheeky dutch bastard
I like your style.
>Don't get that shitty tropical one
Was just an example. It's now licensed to Bavaria or whatever company.
Btw. exactly 10 years to the day today.
Aansluiting wanneer?
Good.
How do you know this did you google it be honest, impressive autism
gebaseerd. nuke everything west of Utrecht
Fuck off sexpat. Over 20C is from Satan
Nothing to worry about
>yuros don't have central air
>impressive autism
I just saw a documentary last week. "13 moments that destroyed Michael Jackson". Long story short: His father is to blame and a very painful accident during a Pepsi commercial that hooked him onto painkillers.
My indoor life currently. No live football atm.
Do not be afraid. The maintenance staff is just turning up the temperature a bit as to make the area more comfortable for your wonderful new immigrants.
It sounds friendly, but it's really not.
>No nakamichi tapedeck or amplifier
Disappointing tbqh
>that cable management
You should be put down immediately
It's called summer.
Im no nigger of mudslime.
Im white. Kill yourself
I know. Sorry.
>Those cables
So, what are you trying for? A giant dust ball, a fire hazard, or both?
>temperature in die lae 30s
Maar dit is dan heel aangenaam en gemaklik.
IT'S THE FUCKING AFRICANS WHO DID THIS
You already posted this.
Not that much of a fire hazard if you don't use the majority of them at the same time.
based and hee-hee pilled
Thing is, since we live under the sea. The moisture is beyond in this shithole. Its like ur swimming in moist
Just 2 HDMI slots, sir. 4 machines that use the same one.
It's not so comfortable when you live in old brick houses with wooden attics, dark ceramic roof tiles and no air conditioning.
>no air conditioning.
well this is entirely your doing, you should've noticed the changing summers, especially last year and bought AC
Hoe hoog is die humiditeit?
airco is voor mietjes en kantoor kutjes
Noob
You little bitch. I keep the AC at a comfortable 79 degrees. I eat your mom's ass in triple-digit heat. I pour orange juice in my coffee at the climax of the heat index on the hood of your GF's car. Turn those wooden virgin cloppers you call shoes into sandals, grow a sweaty pair and embrace the heat.
meanwhile in bongland we are under the full shield of ra 'solar radiation management'
100% overcast skies, no sign of the sun and that heat above the solar shield is being conveyed to you.
>enjoy
>There are people IN THIS VERY THREAD whose society almost falls apart when it hits mid 30C degrees
Luchtvochtigheid kanker Pedro
I didn't pick this image from my shitposting folder so I don't know why it got posted
But I'm glad I did
>I eat your mom's ass in triple-digit heat
She'd like that. She hasn't got much going for her right now.
Don't forget to use cooking oil to cook yourself
FIFTH OF BRITONS USING COOKING OIL DANGEROUSLY TO ACHIEVE PERFECT SUN TAN, ASDA WARNS
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Experts said that cooking oil provides no UV protection, and heat up when the skin is exposed to the sun, burning the skin and leaving tissue damage that could cause long-term scarring end even skin cancer.
>This trend still persists thanks to misinformation online, with dozens of beauty blogs falsely claiming that oil will speed up tans.
Andy Millward, an Birmingham-based facialist, said it is surprising that supermarkets would need to go to such lengths to prevent something "that really should be common sense".
"Applying a cooking oil to the skin in the hope of promoting the tanning process is also false and illogical," he said. "Ironically, you'd get a healthier looking and longer lasting tan by using a high protection SPF and small amounts of sun exposure over a longer period of time."
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>In 2009, it released a report that claimed Scottish people were using chip fat to create their own homemade tanning solutions.
Emma Shields, Cancer Research UK health information manager, said that any tans that happen after using cooking oil are "far from being a sign of health."
"Getting a tan is actually a sign that your skin has been damaged. And over time, this damage can build up and cause skin cancer," she claimed.
Ja want die is hier nu zo hoog?
Niet echt.
Ik ga ook vaak genoeg naar Azië op vakantie en daar is het ook altijd 30°C+ en bijna maximale luchtvochtigheid
38C and no power for four days.
It was fine, pussies.
So much