Go to doctor

Dude... they put their fingers into other guys asses. I doubt the give a shit, if you putting your dick into a hole.

I rent an escort every few months when I wan to fuck a vag, it's cheaper than dating.

>Are you sexually active
I've never got asked this. I guess they just assume I'm not.

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Smart move. Medical records end up in Lexus Nexus just like your Jow Forums post history. And this info could be used to get a Red flag warrant to congiscate any weapons you may have.

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fucking pathetic

LexisNexis
And confiscate
Fogging autocorrect

fpbp
I just said no I've never been sexually active. Why would you ever give correct information to a doctor anyway? You go to the doctor only if you need a gatekeeper to provide a service you already know you want, and to get additional opinions on the situation.

No it isn’t. Get a girlfriend.

Yes it is, rent a whore!

How's the chad larping going for you faggot

>go to doctor
>are you sexually active
>no
Wow, so hard to let them know they don't need to worry about you catching STDs.

They don't care dude. It's his job to ask such questions

Do handjobs count?

Im confused. Why lie about it. Fuck do you care what your doc thinks.

Never been asked such a question by a doctor, weird stuff.

You should just be honest. I tell my doctor that I an a basement dwelling internet troll and he just chuckles. Doctors don't give a fuck they have heard and seen much worse that what you can present.

I was never asked this by a doctor. Ever.

Is this an American thing?

It's for the global computerized medical records that will feed in to your chinese social score. Same reason they start by getting your BMI and blood pressure on record. These are all useful variables for a talmudic threat matrix to predict what ineffective drugs or treatments to buy from your jewish insurance company, or whether there's no expected further ROI on your life and it's time for you to die.

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not hard enough

>doctor: are you sexually active?
raaaaappeeeee, raaaaaapeeeeeee

Last time i went, young enough to still have to go with a parent. Even they they ask..

this

fixed

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I just went to the doctor yesterday and was asked the same thing. I'm divorced and hadn't heard that in a long time because they don't ask that if your status is married, I guess unless you are old and might not be having sex any more.

I answered, no because shit, it's been about a year and a half. I had a girlfriend after I got divorced, but after that ended I just focused on other shit and decided I didn't want any kind of relationship. Shit. That time goes by fast.

Good on you. Wait for marriage, you have not defiled yourself yet. Don't marry a girl unless she is a virgin. Profit.

whats that in the pic?
It looks eatable

>go to appointment to start therapy
>assessment
>do you have any relationship with someone of the opposite gender who isnt family
Why the fuck do they ask that? I do but why do they need to know?

This man has had sex, quick take his guns!

I told my doctor I'm not sexually active and don't do drugs and he looked at me like I said I fucked my cat.

How old are you?

It's best to keep them on their feet.

I tell them the truth and thats how I get prescribed 6mg of bennies everyday

21

if anything all the doc is thinking is
>good at least I don't have to check a diseased cock

Me neither but I guess it's american thing or something. Also never had a condition that
could be due to std or something like that

Thats probably why. Most people our age fuck and do drugs, including myself.

It really isn't that difficult to get women.

HIV testing?

Unless you're in your 30s and then he has to tell you that testicle cancer is a young man's disease and ask you if it's ok for you to take down your underwear after you've already taken off the rest of your clothes so he can show you how to feel your balls.

thanks, doc

For therapy assessment I was also asked my religion and if I was gonna commit suicide how I’d do it

i'd just laugh and say no

lucky cunt

Dragon's Beard Candy?

it is difficult to go through the insane act of getting naked with someone and doing an obscenity

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>if I was gonna commit suicide how I’d do it
that one is a trick question had to spend a week in the loonybin over that because my therapist kept making me elaborate on it

is this a private healthcare thing? can they just trap and imprison you for a while and say "pay up goy" at the end of it?

I straight up told the lady I’d shoot myself in the head as I was crying. The she said I should stay away from guns and right after that asked if I ever thought about joining the military lol I guess they didnt think im actually a threat to myself

>are you sexually active?
>no, I'm married.

If they think you’re a threat to yourself you get involuntarily committed for like a week. I guess they can charge and make you pay up

>lying about your faggotry
What a faggot. He'll know in a month when you go to the hospital to get a pair of pliers removed from your ass.

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its worse if your in a free healthcare country because in america is your not truely crazy the insurance company does not want to pay anymore and the state wont pay so they kick you out. in your land the money never runs out so somali nurses will take care of you forever

I think there might even be a law about how they have to imprison you and drug you up if you present yourself as being a danger to yourself or others. But even if there isn't, they'll lose their license if they don't follow the script dictated by the Jews who require them to follow the rules in order to make a living.

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Nigger probably the doctor now knows you're a lying virgin,i mean he is a doctor and can see you still hold your V-CARD because your penis still has that virgin shape,never squeezed by any woman.

Be proud of it and embrace it,for fucks or just tell them not lately,if it's something relevant probably means it's something recent.

Not so bad to lie and say you do as is bad to do and get sexual sickness and tell him you do no have sex can no see any reason why saying you have the sex is bad though

I want to keep this ID forever.

A female nurse asked me this. I said both with the most concordance I've ever had in my life. She was either extremely turned on, or grossed out.

I KNOW that feel

>had a doctors appointment recently due to some bad ulcers I've been getting in my mouth
>had to do a checkin with a medical student first
>really hot and sexy blonde girl, with a Polish accent
>probably younger than me
>starts asking all the questions
>eventually comes to
>'are you sexually active'
>of course I stutter out a nervous 'y-yes'
>she then continues
>'how often are you sexually active?'
>'about 6-10 times per week'
>she says 'wow, quite often then. do you have just the one sexual partner?'
>realise she is probably suspecting that the activity may be causing my ulcers
>decide to make a joke
>'we-ell I'm into ulcer sucking, so if you count each vaginal ulcer as a partner then its about 10, but if not, its about 4!'
>she stares at me
>i try to explain it was a joke
>she writes it down on medical history anyway

fuck this. Now they will give me the wrong treatment.

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Fucking tard lmao just say no

>implying

>be around 18
>open up to my parents about strong suicidal thoughts
>they drive me to a psychiatric emergency clinic
>get let into a room with a young woman who talks to me about my suicidality for about 15 mins
>afterwards get sent home because I am apparently not a threat to myself
>not even get a number for a psychiatrist, crisis hotline or anything

That got me right in the feels bro...
Why does it happen?is it always the same?I just got divorced and I'm thinking about getting justed again yet I'm afraid of that same thing happening again.
Nice id

>She was either extremely turned on, or grossed out.
every women I have ever met

Pretty autistic senpai

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>have to have an appointment to talk about my obligations before actually starting therapy
Fucking hate this shit.

just say: "No, I had a bad breakup recently and am not ready to look for something yet"

Every turbo-normie will understand and let you alone.

How would you feel if I told you the doctor easily saw through your lie?

>decide to make a joke
>'we-ell I'm into ulcer sucking, so if you count each vaginal ulcer as a partner then its about 10, but if not, its about 4!'

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What would make a man want to do that again? Look at all the married people you know. How many would you say are happily married? I used to know one couple that I thought was truly happily married, but they're fighting now, too. I don't like the odds.

>go to doctor
>"Are you sexually active?"
>N-no :(
>"Are you sure?"
>Pretty sure I'd know if I was doc, ha ha
>"Ok" turning to yell at nurse down the hall "ONE SYPH TEST IN ROOM 2B"

Wow. When you
get therapy here nobody gives a fuck. You could say you will hang yourself tommorrow and the doctor would say something like: "Don't do this lol. See you next month"

>relative takes an overdose
>spends 2 days in observation
>sent home with a leaflet
A FUCKING LEAFLET

obligations?

Thats fucked up
No idea either man. If I have to do additional shit to receive treatment im not gonna go through with it. I straight told the lady I wanted medicine too and she was like nahhh I think you just need therapy.

>be Hans feeling sad
>go to doctor and he prescribe suicide
What the fug

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Idealism and marrying a tradfu who wants the whole marriage deal.
I've known her since forever I'm afraid of that happening again yet I want to have children,and i don't see myself having them in a (((modern relationship)))

>Are you sexually active?
>It's been more than 3 months.
You will eliminate the likelihood of having an STD, as most infections will manifest symptoms within a few days to weeks, though HIV will generally need a blood test, and you can still lie to yourself that it's just a dry spell.
STD rates are growing significantly in major metro areas in the US. So they ask everyone. The US has overall bad levels of education and understanding of STDs, combined with disdain for condom use, and ease of casual sexual relations, makes it a pending public health crisis.
>t MPH student

Apex autism right here

>Go to the doctor, something fucked up with my knee, its all swollen
>Sit in a room with three doctors, two male and one woman
>Doctor asks me if I have any STDs or if Ive been sexually active recently
>answer No
>room becomes quiet and they all stare at me like I am crazy for like a solid minute

Wat

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ahahaaaha the absolute state of trumploving fagboys

He doesn't give a shit, and it's his job to ask that.

t. medfag

they thought you were good looking

I want this to be true.

Did you get hard when she had to put on gloves to examine your cock?

why are you examined by 3 doctors? Are you a patient on House MD?

Lol, come live in america, you stupid argentinian nigger. I hope you look like this guy.

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>haven't gone to the doctor in like 10 years
>nobody ever asked me if I was sexually active
>perfect health though

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They must have determined you were only looking for attention.

I wish

Or that his parents were being dumb and wasting time and money.

What’s your response to “just hire escort/hookers”?

You're a pussy. I told my doctor what a loser I was and heard em laugh at me and the next room. You gotta stop caring sometime.