Brit/pol/ - JTRIG edition

>Britain’s ‘Twitter troops’ have ways of making you think…
theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/16/britains-twitter-troops-ways-making-you-think-joint-threat-research-intelligence-group

>Boris Johnson in 'deal or no deal' Brexit challenge to rival Hunt
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48756819

>Jeremy Hunt: Next PM 'must be trustworthy to avoid no Brexit'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48760055

>Treatment of Jeremy Kyle Show guests likened to 'Roman Colosseum'
theguardian.com/media/2019/jun/25/treatment-of-jeremy-kyle-show-guests-likened-to-roman-colosseum

>Only Fools and Horses superfan spends £3,000 getting cast tattooed on his back
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/only-fools-horses-superfan-splashes-17158147

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youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko
bbc.co.uk/news/health-48756761
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why do boomers do such fucking cringe dumb shit

>be my dad
>eating chicken for dinner
>om nom nom
>finish chicken
>start eating mints

fucking MINTS ? AFTER DINNER ? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

fucking mints. was the chicken not good enough ?

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Helps digestion you plebian.

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It sucks to have a crush on someone that no longer exists. I have a big crush on Morgan Weisser in 'Prayer of the Rollerboys' when he was 19 years old.I just want to hug him.

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And?

Thinking of training to teach secondary school English. Any thoughts?

Why not train to save the white race?

>t.paedo

When the fuck else are you meant to eat mints?

I sat next to corbyn on the bus once doesn't mean i'm the mastermind behind his total incompetent attempt at becoming PM

yes?

twitter.com/brianklaas/status/1143504207640715265?s=19

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I think it depends where you teach. If it’s a leafy middle class area then yes. If it’s a Chav/Paki area then avoid like the plague. None of these people are willing to learn and they’ll make your life a misery.

T. Zoomer

What’s your point?

>Europe heatwave: record high of 45C expected in France

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he needs to stop drinking but it's only going to get worse

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I was intending to teach either in a poor, post-industrial town or out in the countryside somewhere in a still relatively poor area but with fewer students.

Paul staines deserves a knighthood.

gonna propose to my girl this week lads, thinking maybe i take her for a walk on the beach

anyone got any ideas?

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Is she white? Also, make sure it isn't too Windy if you want to propose on a beach.

>I sat next to corbyn on the bus once doesn't mean i'm the mastermind behind his total incompetent attempt at becoming PM
And?

>poor post-industrial town

Don’t. Just don’t. These people are scum mate, single mother spawn. Thick as shit.

>countryside
I think that’d be good.

very much so, yes i'll do that

FEEL THE JOHNSON

this is top bants you can tell he's winding him up

I attended a school like that when I was young, and although it was shit I'd like to think that with someone who was willing to make an effort I'd have done alright. But yeah I guess it'll not feel worth it after a few months without results.

You haven’t copulated with her prior to marriage, have you?

I drink only the finest

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only a thousand times or so

my cousin teaches in exactly that and he's quit teaching, it's just not worth it especailly as you are now responsible for their mental health.
High volume call center work is less stressful

Intelligence is genetic. If their parents were useless and thick then they’ll be useless and thick too. There are some exceptions but in a school of 500 or whatever most will be dreadful to teach.

he's won

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Pass that pen there billy-bob
I'll write us up a song
Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet
If the melody sits all wrong

based and redpilled

Bells is cheap shite.

Degenerate filth.

Hand me down a crayon
And I'll draw a mighty oak
'cause of all my brother Masons
I'm the quickest with a joke

Clean those fingernails you subhuman

seems you envy me for my taste in fine scotch
why do you envy me for my factory job you employmentlet

You may have difficulty catching breath
When you hear my weighty name

1/4 homeless people in this country are women and it upsets me. how do we tackle this?

I'm the one that told ya told ya so
they calls me Puddin' Taine

>Degenerate filth.
I knew I would marry her the day I met her, I respect your decision to abstain but I don't have that strength desu

>only a thousand times or so
You must be sterile.

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or careful

>respecting someone for inceldom
lmfao do you listen to Keane or something?

I’m pulling your leg lad.

Best of luck

>careful user don't make me preggers i don't want your children

test

fucking servers are shite sort it out

what's goin on? is the board down

fucking gookmoot using the servers to mine bitcoin again

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/25/bame-nhs-workers-race-doctors

>I always suspected BAME NHS workers were treated differently. Now I know it’s true

>The GMC commissioned an independent report to look into the reasons why doctors from ethnic minorities are twice as likely to face disciplinary action as white doctors.

>Nothing at medical school prepared me for the passive-aggressive manner of my colleagues towards me. While most consultants were supportive but busy, the registrars – particularly women – and nursing teams were often hostile and unhelpful. I was belittled and team mistakes were placed at my feet, the most junior member of the team.

Oh look, it's all because of racism. Not like The Guardian was going to come to any other conclusion was it?

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looks like my bin-burnings are starting to have a butterfly effect on the wider technological system
if any government agents are reading this I'll negotiate from a starting point of £300,000,000,000,000,000,000 and a private Carribean island
but meet my demands soon or I will act again
(p.s. some of the £300,000,000,000,000,000,000 can be in coke but I will weigh it)

>women are bitchy and hostile
shocking

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i'd rather not have bastard children if possible

that was mean

shut up retard no one cares

>this is all it takes to bring Jow Forums's servers and the wider technotyranny at large to its knees

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t. shoots blanks into a whore and aborts the baby

Just want to let you know that was your magnum opus

It is racism overall though. Most of the higher ups maybe great on diversity, but the rest plus the fellow workers and other environment are usually slightly racist without even realizing it

>>The GMC commissioned an independent report to look into the reasons why doctors from ethnic minorities are twice as likely to face disciplinary action as white doctors.

WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING DELUDED AHHHH

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>i'd rather not have bastard children if possible
You suddenly have moral standards?

heads up, don't bother replying to the keanecel poster.

Also, congratulations on finding a bird you want to settle down with. Best of luck with everything.

thanks but I dont like ice cream?
>t. cant even afford a whore
lmao
you seem envious that I'm kicking the shit out of Skynet? I'm onto you

So if a polish nurse gives you a poison instead of a vitamin, don't dare to blame her, racist.

I wonder what percentage of people actually swallow this shite.

everything nowadays is made in China
youtube.com/watch?v=FkiqaGsSSYw

>he has to pay to cum in a woman

How do we actually solve the irish border question?

Hard Mode: No genociding paddies or annexing southern ireland

lmao fuck off mate

cheers lad

I'd bet it's upwards of 95%

We build a wall

What problem?

>he can't afford to cum in a woman

>unironically using the word racist

Remember the story of the poo doctor accidentally decapitating a baby during childbirth?

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that guy's just mad because he's a Keanecel

Border checks for goods but not people on the NI/I border. Border checks for both on NI/Mainland crossing.

Take their tatos.

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Don’t care desu.

that we cant brexit without breaking the highest holy book in ireland

muh good friday agreement

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Move the 'border' to the UK. If the only issue is having different regulations to the rest of the UK, simply inspect all goods/people from NI on English/Scottish shores. Doesn't break the Good Friday agreement AFAIK.

this, basically

will boris turn up tonight or just stay at home beatin ghis wife?

>Remember the story of the poo doctor accidentally decapitating a baby during childbirth?
It was a terrible incident of white racism

think he's probably joking desu

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B--B-BAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEED GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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What of it.

He's so much higher profile than Hunt is that merely engaging him in debate would likely hurt his chances. I'd bet against him showing up, personally.

Who cares. IRA aren't gonna come back or anything

>lmao fuck off mate
You've done that to yourself lad in a sterile relationship, you will see the consequences after your marriage. It's sad another white couple got broken.

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>Move the 'border' to the UK.
but then the DUP get offended and the tories need their support

JTRIG got me lads. I've been suspended from twitter.

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nah he's known in these threads, he envies me for my lawless piglike ways

i like how insular twitter is that this is trending

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wtf u talking about my dude

My name is Boris
Not to be confused with Gove or Hunt or Sajid or Cameron
My name is Boris and it's always been
Cause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen
My tie is blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Five foot six and rude as hell
I got to get her in the ground before she starts to smell
My name is Boris

My name is Boris, but call me Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
That's long for Boris so I've been told
Told that by this Tory bint that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink only the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat slapper could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed her upside the cranium with a fine willow cricket bat
My name is Boris
youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko

>top ten anime crossovers

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you should burn a council-owned bin in retaliation

We will live to see horrors beyond our comprehension

bbc.co.uk/news/health-48756761

Didn't that happen like a year ago? Did Woes get his twitter back?