Brit/pol/ - destroy skynet edition

why aren't you cowards helping the revolution?

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looks like i've won again

why does the cokecel envy my weekly alcohol consumption?

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眠いおやすみなさい皆さん

why are you so mad that i'm riding shotgun underneath the hot sun feeling like a someone

yeah it does look like I've won again t b h

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London calling m8

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bonjour fuckers

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why do you envy bangledeshis

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why are you LARPing this hard just to try and compete with me when I only drink the finest scotch?

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Threadly reminder the gook is a cruel deceiver

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what does burning trashcans achieve?

I bet thats not the only type of bells you slurp on

It must be an unofficial poster tbqh though because realistically you'd go to jail for carrying a pair of scissors like that

so?

Son, you're trying to kill yourself?

>i brought the cheapest watery blend i could find

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lmao, found the whiskylet.

jack daniels < larpers

I only drink wine, thank you.

>t. projecting homo LARPcel
why do you envy my economic efficiency?

God i'd love a chink to shit on me

I just see the ugly undesirable gooks transform into ayys in this webm

it's a direct hit against the council's resources
the government fears this spreading that's why the jancels are committed to stopping me and trying to smother the revolution in its infancy

>tfw the Prussian is literally one step closer to the revolution than Tedcels

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i would still do all of them desu

>chav dropping a match into a trashcan
>revolution
just wait till you get caught on CCTV and they will ask for loicense for that fire mate

also what happened to girl in the top middle, was she kill?

why are you deliberately conflating me with a Tetley's LARPcel who's never burnt a bin in his life?

ooh I'm so scared of your pathetic so-called "law"
lmfao why are you so intimidated by the inevitable revolution you bourgeois pig?

Whiskyfags GTFO
This is a pint drinkers thread

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why do you envy me for my fine scotch?

>your blended whiskey isn't watery enough let me add even more water to it

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>implying anime nonces don't wince at a sip from a WKD

why do you envy me? Looks like i win again

rip caesar salah

I know there's a lot of animosity atm because of how I'm styling on you all but lads ffs forget all that and get your lighters out
youtu.be/1OYw7FPB7CE

>t. bourgeois councilcuck
you're a slave to the system you LARPcel

keats and yeats are on your side

cringe and bisexual morrisey pilled

not in a Morrissey mood mate
it's Pantera time

Went through 2 bottles of red wine, 1 large-ish bottle of san miguel, and a couple shots of london dry gin on caturday. accompanied with fags and some thc crystals from the bottom of my grinder

i can't stop winning

>WKD
you have just revealed yourself as a boomer.

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thought that was a 15 year old girls drink

i'm wearing shit headphones
can only listen to slowey music

המקום הזה הוא סאטירי

just styled on the cokeposter, put him into complete submission

i can't stop winning

oh im sorry what kind of 15 year old girl's drink do you wince at a sip of nowadays?
it is and it makes him scrunch his face up like a ghost chilli lmfao
>Floods
>Revolution Is My Name
>Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills
>Drag The Waters
>Yesterday Don't Mean Shit
>Walk
>This Love
all slow to mid-tempo
no excuse
Pantera NOW you fucking Keanecel

>Labour MP Angela Eagle makes an tearful plea to MPs to take action over LGBT teaching protests in Birmingham.
twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1143610595129929728

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you're delusional you Keanecel
Go to the LARPfirmary

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that kinda lux just aint for us

Zoomer girls don't drink wkd, nobody does. It's like being accused of drinking white lightning or another drink that doesn't exist anymore.

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>quick post some stale /tv/ memes to show i'm down with the kids
How old are you boomer?

you can literally get white lightning at a shop like 20 mins walk from me you lying LARPcel

youtube.com/watch?v=xt13FVD3of8

if you're not going to listen to Pantera then gtfo this thread isn't for Keanecels

haha why are u so mad, i win AGAIN

what part of the country sells white lightning? never heard of it

>doesn't know about the number I did on brit/pol/ less than a week ago
can newfags gtfo please?

keen for keane
the last stand of implicit

that's because you're not old enough to buy alcohol

but I've already won this thread?

too shit; didn't watch

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh, simple thing, where have you gone?
I'm getting old, and I need something to rely on

>White Lightning was a brand of English white cider produced from the early 1990s to 2009.
>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Lightning_(cider)

Was the last time you went outside 10 years ago boomer?

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i win

>Zoomer girls don't drink wkdI
Millenials did

>t's like being accused of drinking white lightning or another drink that doesn't exist anymore.
white cider i still around

>literal Keanecel
gtfo

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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they sold it here near exeter last time i checked

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one from dundee

what do zoomers drink then

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Never thought I'd see this

Tide Pods

>White Lightning
actually you got a point
however I still see frosty jacks, diamond white, white strike, and white ace. who even drinks these and why are they only popular in this country?

why do you envy my faulty memory? is it because you aren't old enough to drink and don't have enough friends to get drugs?

i thought it was too? like the wikipedia article says 09 was the end but i swear ive still seen it in shops

you envy me for my victory?

gtfo viewcel

i won

Mad Dog, Strongbow dark fruits

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>faulty memory
>something that hasn't been in his local off license for 10 fucking years
You've been a shutin this entire time haven't you.

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I don't want money, I want a thing called happiness
I don't want cash, you know, I'd quite like memories
To keep us on track, let's never look back
To keep us on track, let's never look back

What would you do if I asked you
What would you do if I asked you
To sail away to see some sights?
Sail away with me to see some sights

Superstar tradesman, stand at the bar
Get a trade son you will go far

>Strongbow dark fruits
thats a millennial thing

gotta feeling that this dude hates sensitive post-britpop

Mother, is that you? How many times do I have to tell you Jow Forums isn't the place to post your boomer song lyrics. Go back to Facebook

>vita coconut water
>not innocent
disgusting

why do you envy me for my early onset dementia?

stop being a Keanecel
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you envy me for my victory?

>t. poorcel

How old are you boomer? Why do you spend your days talking to teenagers on Jow Forums? Are you a pedo?

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