Here's the trailer for the game you've been waiting for for six years

I wouldn't say it's occupied my mind. But, the first one was a masterpiece with minimal political bullshit. Of course I'm not going to play this propaganda.

This. Such a shame that they decided to do this with such a great game. Would be great if they learned from it, but I don't think they will.

God I want a Jewish gf right now

Totally hot. I watch my wife and my girlfriend kiss and fuck all the time. Nothing hotter than your wife sucking your cum from another woman’s pussy. Nothing.

SJWs are going to SHIT themselves when Elle turns straight by the end of the movie because her lesbian bitch love girl gets killed (Tropes are the lesbian must die, and that is not going to be different for this game). She's going to walk off into the sunset with an unknown MALE protagonist, and it's going to fucking make everyone lose their goddamn minds. I can't fucking wait.

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Probably the same faggot from the trailer. Listen, I could overlook that kiss if it was a hot blonde or something, but the fact that it's a hideous obvious jewess means they aren't even trying to hide their goal. This trailer is a blatant middle finger to conservative America.

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Kek. Fucking runners.

I don't know why everyone's complaining. They stayed pretty faithful to the SFM established lore.

The first also had a lesibian relationship and there is nothing wrong with it.

What lesbian relationship? And it's a lot different when it's the main playable character. Joel never did any fag shit.

>manchildren still buying AAA games

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Would a society at the brink of extinction even allow same Sex relationships?

in the dlc with the black kid.

at least she's not kissing a nigger

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>paying sixty dollars for a game and then spending more money for a quarter of a game they thought up after the fact
I don't do DLC. The only DLC I've ever played was the Skyrim shit and only because it was free when I upgraded to the PS4 version.

>masterpiece
>great
holy fuck lads it was a cliche story with half-baked stealth shootan

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Uncharted is the only good thing those fags @ Naughty Dog did.

This guy says she already did that.
I didn't like how close she was getting with the nigger that turned in the original, though.

That's hot. That's a hot way to live.

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But user, the first game was garbage too.

The game play was weak as fuck and cliches are cliches for a reason. They resonate. Listen to Juden Peterberg if you want an explanation on why the same story told over and over again is always popular in whatever form it takes.

Was Just Cause them too? Because that's fun in a GTA fuck around and cause chaos story mode be damned kind of way.

at least she's not kissing a male nigger

I found the story compelling. One of the best stories on the PS3.

Last of Us was fucking shit. Only nu-males loved it.

Hopefully I get to watch one of them die.

Maybe it's because I'm a father, but I found Joel to be one of the most compelling and relatable characters in any game I've played. It'll never dethrone Ms Pacman, MGS1, or RE1, on my all time list, but I found the story to be quite moving.

Actually, the DLC was set up in the game and there were a lot of quotes that alluded to her "backstory." The key though is that her first "romantic relationship" was a girl, which is a common trope (many girls in high school are 'lipstick lesbians' because it's cool but they grow out of it). We can see allusions to this in the trailer with her hesitation being the center of attention and having a girlfriend. I'm telling you the jew bitch is going to die and it's going to be fucking glorious. So many people are going to be so mad.

>Last of Us was fucking shit. Only nu-males loved it.
True in my experience.

The guy that recommended it to me is one of the most alpha guys I've known. In our circle of friends everyone looked up to him first and me second. For whatever that's worth.

Yeah I guess we're the odd ones out here the game was pretty fucking great start to finish, even the DLC was good especially when you picked up on all the clues. Just have to listen to the smalltalk between the characters as they navigate the world and not play it as a dumb shooter. I think of them more as an immersive movie, play 'em on easy mode just so I can watch it play out with less anxiety.

That's why I think the love interest dies. She has to die. We have to like her despite being ugly, she may even be half of the fucking game as a side character, but she must die.

That's another thing that was great about the original. As soon as you start to get a crush on Tess, she gets bitten and sacrifices herself. Early as hell in the story, which gives it more points because you would think the love interest should normally die in the final acts.

And let her be ugly, fine. But her ugliness being such a stereotypical Jew broad is obvious subversion.

Yeah, they likely went with "most conventionally attractive girls have button noses, let's give this girl a big nose." Her personality will likely be very cool, like all the jews in hollywood, they're good at blending in and hiding their obviously soulless nature.

You're making excuses. Her nose, her hair, her complexion, this girl is obviously one of (((((them)))))

Why not both?

Nothing harmful about lesbian. It's the least degenerate thing possible

It was a shit game. The characters were so unlikable. Everyone sucked and I hated that I had no choice in giving the girl or keeping her. You know the fucking dipshit who wrote the story to the game critized red dead redemption 2 for lacking choices. Yet he forced us to adopt the girl so they can make a sequal for more shekels. Theres nothing wrong with lesbians and that was a redeeming factor but it was a shit game. Tomb raider was better

That's right, goy. There's nothing wrong with your women entering into sexual relationships that cannot produce offspring.

There is nothing wrong with having a completely linear story. The best games ever made had linear stories with minimal choices.

>the game you've been waiting for for six years
what kind of faggot waits for a video game?

>he doesn't know

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They also can't fuck each other in the ass. So theres no harm

More like the last 2 of us

Did you even read my post you double nigger. The guy was being a hypocrite. Story sucked ass also. Why a teenage girl? She shouldn't be doing anything but staying behind. She doesn't have any place in warfare

The fuck did you just say?

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the funniest part about that, imagine being there.
>see a bunch of naked women out of the corner of your eye
>walk over to see what's going on
>"hey, what's going on? why is everyone naked?"
>naked roastie starts yelling at you
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
>"STOOOOOOOOOOOP RAAAAAPIIIIING MEEEEEEEE!!!
>think what the fuck is wrong with these woman
>leave totally confused
whatever goal the women had for being naked, doesn't matter because they're too busy chimping out so no one even knows.

did anyone not see this coming?
I've never even played the game but I know the girls a faggot

Usually I don't reply to memeflaggots but how selfish do you have to be to be a lesbian in a post apocalyptic world? It's pretty much just giving humanity the middle finger.

>Found the degenerate porn fiend.
It's literally the same harm. Sex with no chance of offspring. There is no good reason why dudes fucking each other in the ass is any worse than dykes going down on each other.

why does every game and movie have to be ruined by this filth. god damnit everything fucking sucks now because of fags niggers and kikes. god damn it.

Because she's the only known person immune to the fungus. Did you even play the game?

After years of enjoying lesbian porn, now u suddenly triggered by it? .

I've never liked lesbian porn. A girl's pussy eating skills aren't relevant to my needs. I only watch white on white creampie porn. As God intended.

tfw I’ll never be a hot redhead lesbian with a Jewish gf

The fact that you're jealous of being a hot redhead and not that you're not fucking a hot redhead with your man penis is problematic. More importantly, this isn't Kat Dennings or one of those sexy IDF bimboes (((((they))))) are always posting here. This is exactly what I picture when someone says "ugly jewess".

>Apocalypse happens
>Human population dwindling
>Still decide to suck clam
>Not fulfilling the important duty of carrying on your very own species

Why does every fucking Apocalypse piece of media have at least two or more gay characters now? It makes no sense and comes across as selfish.

It was so obvious they were gonna do some shit like this that I would be more surprised if there wasn't some big fanfare up to a lesbian kiss or some shit

The absolute state of Snoy.

looks like shit

Traps are gay user

Any Jewish gf is good enough user, 120 IQ + perks of being one of (((them))) is always good enough

omg my gf was half Jewish. Milkers, neck shape, hair ... It is uncanny.

Pol was right again

That's the womanpill and the jewpill in one happy despair cup

>the game you've been waiting for for six years
Trash onions games will always be trash.

But yes, its a literal Jew pushing subversive kike propaganda to the goy children being passed off as "entertainment".

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The lesbian thing didn't piss me off that much. It was the fact they made the characters ugly as fuck. Ellie doesn't even look ellie. When i first saw this i thought it was a life is strange 2 trailer. That's how bad the chracters look

I mean, the gameplay parts looked really good. But I have a bunch of games with better gameplay. The story was the best part of the first one and now they've decided to pander.

>Ellie doesn't even look ellie
You're right about that.

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>Trash onions games
So I'm just supposed to play Tetris and Skyrim for the rest of my life?

You are already experiencing it.
There will be no explosion of violence, just a steady demographic replacement and normalization of violence.
"of course whites get robbed and attacked, they are the ones with money"

The life is strange girl looked more like Ellie than the new Ellie

IF you are past high school and still play video games KYS now

>So I'm just supposed to play Tetris and Skyrim for the rest of my life?
Thats the beauty of Live Service games my friend, you can play the same game for 100 years as long as it continues to get Officially Licensed Mods and Content updates.

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Tetris will never need an update.

I need my alone time once my wife and kids go to bed. Can't work on my motorcycle in the dark.

It's updated all the time

Imagine the smell

>Implying you wouldn't cream your pants if they kept releasing worlds for Mario 64
If it's a good game, then hell yeah, keep giving me that good shit. I'll guzzle it down like Rod Stewart in a locker room.

I said NEED

Cope

Based and redpilled.

Seething Xtranny

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Based and Bandicootpilled

Kek

boycott degeneracy.

>here's the trailer for the game you've been waiting for for six years
Elder Scrolls 6?

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>Implying the game isnt filled with terrible hollywood cliches rather than actual good ones

Its a hollywood movie adaptation. I dont even understand why the fuck something like this get so much praise when its antithesis to what a video game should be

A gay one