Ameriderps pay this much for a single stich

>Ameriderps pay this much for a single stich

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>(((berg)))

>zuckerberg

look at that disgusting dirty fingernail no wonder they charged so much to touch you

I paid 1500 cash for 8 sutures and became a Nazi the next day

That's not me, fatass.
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>Zucker(((Berg))) hospital

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Why is your dick in the pic

post fingernails then fagget

Zuckerberg hospital is a giant racket, Google it. They are straight up robbing people even more so than other hospitals. Lots of articles on them. Mark Zuckerberg is a chosen one of course.

Ur just jealous of are freedom you gomunis tranne :):):)

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>Zuckerberg General Hospital

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It's awful. Stabbed myself on accident and had to get two stiches. Original cost was 5000. Don't have insurance. So they gave me a 50% discount. I didn't respond until last minute and they brought it down to ~800. System is fucked.

The insurance game is also a joke. 300 a month and a 6400 deductible. I'm just creating a health savings plan and have good car insurance.

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>Zucker(((berg))) Hospital
there is your problem

he should abide by the law and get insurance

Op cant afford insurance

Kek

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>he doesn't get free insurance through work
lame desu. I could almost be dead and my max deductible is 2k, which I've already got in my 50/50 up to 1k corporate match HSA.

How did you stab yourself?

Looks like a face now.
>Hehehehehe

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>Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital

I don't even care if I'm the first person to make this point in this thread... this needs to be repeated.

>not buying skin glue and saving money.

>brown finger
>adjustments category says 0.00

That's what you get for being an illegal shitskin in America. NO INSURANCE FOR YOU.

Nigger

In other countries it's the same, except the taxpayer picks up the bill. What kind of asshole would go in and get a stitch, knowing the taxpayer will be charged 3 grand for it?

If you let it go to collections then still don’t pay it for a while they will settle it at like 1/4th that but I think that will affect your credit which is fucked

I can't even comprehend. How does one become such a cuck?

Our healthcare system is definitely fucked. Obamacare was a massive step backwards for fixing healthcare but at least it's getting done away with.

Go to urgent care next time and only pay 100 next time idiot.

>unemployed bike delivery boy conan mattisson

California has Medical for poorfags like him. Why the fuck are poor people so fucking retarded they don't even use the massive gibs that jewish democrats give them? Like fuck you.

That's what socialized medicine actually is- covering everyone because otherwise poorfag brainlets will be too retarded to figure out how to get covered with existing welfare-insurance programs.

Bro do your own fucking stitches. Shit isn't rocket science. You can buy nylon stitches on amazon for like 10 bucks and get them before you even bleed to death. This is why I wish everything would just collapse. Yeah 5k for a stitch is retarded but going to the emergency room for stitches is bitch mode.

>doesn't know what glue is
>doesn't know how to suture a cut
faggot deserves to get fleeced

I went to an urgent care clinic with an abscessed cyst the size of a small potato on my back to have it dealt with... the proceedure including a week of revisits to pack the wound with sterile tape so it healed from below was only $350... $146 for labs to find the infectious agent (staph a , big surprise...) , $20 for keflex antibio and the same for generic percocet .. the problem was the MD. didn;t get all the crap out and it became reinfected so another lab, more antibio and another $350 to go back in... I argued they should do it for free under warranty but they did not agree. so all in it was about a grand .. The problem seems to me is you have no recourse to dispute a bill.. they'll just send it to a collection agency who'll fuck your credit.

Medicaid exists, comrade. Total cost $0. They even gave a gangbanger a million dollar heart transplant, only for him to die in a shooting.

Only middle class is fucked, otherwise socialist medicine is already here in Amerika.

This is what the guy who got stitches looks like

>just Gen X things

So he's a 40 year old bike delivery boy in a state with a massive welfare system literally bankrupting the state, and unemployed, and somehow can't figure out the fucking welfare system even though his life depends on it

When you're a middle aged man with a pizza delivery job you've just gotta ask yourself- how did I fuck up this bad, and how can I do some damage control before I die in a ditch?

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You're awfully brown, mate.

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Would be cool desu. I'm part of a small contracting company in the oil field. There are only 3 of us and one is the owner of the company.

It was stupid. I was cutting a zip tie. Worked a 12 hour shift all night, got off work at 6 am, and drove 3 hours to get home to work on a project that I had been stressing over. It was really hot outside and the thing was extra stretchy. So I pulled hard and the knife slammed into my other arm. It's not a wide cut, but I hit bone. Had some weird nerve damage in my forearm a couple months after.

it would've costed 10 times more under your (((communism)))

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LMAO

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Yeah our healthcare system is dumb. Honestly a Medicaid for all system would be perfect if there wasn’t so many immigrants here. We can’t be a country that both gives out immense freebies and also accepts a shit load of immigrants both legal and illegal.

Yeah get a job NEET and you’ll get dirt under your nails too.

I'd just clean the wound and bandage it daily for some little pussy wound on my forearm like that.

>zuckerberg hospital
Please try harder.
You will get 200+ idiots to respond, but it's shit bait.

>if they don't have insurance

Ay, what you gonna do about, wyte boi?

>I got a scratch, better go to the EMERGENCY ROOM, which is reserved for lifesaving procedures.
>What??? $2,000, but the place reserved for lifesaving procedures only had to perform a stitch. How could this happen?

No, it's a shit system that only nigger-like fraud doctors accept because dealing with the government is so shitty and inefficient.
-guy who used to audit governmental entities and saw they steal 60% of the money and waste 30% of the tax revenue collected.

Imagine fat diabetic illegals going to the ER for Tylenol everybdayc

>EMERGENCY ROOM, which is reserved for lifesaving procedures.
lol, you've never been around an actual ER? Places are flooded with niggers and white trash with stubbed toes and shit - it's easier for them to get free care that way. Only the middle class wagiecuck sweats having to pay thousands for an aspirin, he's where the hospital makes up for everyone else that skips on the bill.

Checked. I'm half Mexican and spend my days working in West Texas, cycling, and hiking. I get real fucking brown.

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How are your nails so gross? Trim them you disgusting retard.

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>half mexican
OHHHHH SAYY CAN YOU SHARRRRT! IN THE LOCAL WALMARRRRTTT!

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That's what I wanted to do, but my family panicked and my dad drove me to the ER. He's a real worrier from being a cop. I've never been stabbed that deep before and the numbing feeling in my hand had me worried. Learned a good lesson, though.

I don't know about that. New Mexicans don't really count as Americans

I don't pay a penny it's all covered by insurance... whoever is feeding you your thoughts is dead wrong.

you're still a le 56 percenter.

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Everybody has a co-pay, user. Even if it's 10 dollars, everybody pays.

>pays $1000 a month for insurance
>fortune in deductible
>all covered

Meme flag, stupid post based on inaccurate and poorly conceived memes...I smell tranny...

If it was deep, it was probably worth going. Anything past the 3 skin layers, fat and into the muscle, can run into problems if it's not cleaned properly and checked out.

Slices that go into the 3 layers of skin or just below it, can mostly be fixed yourself.

Sucks to be you. I just went to urgent care for a toothache and the only thing I paid for was the prescription.

I'm surprised your inbred ass has teeth to ache.

What a moron. For most of America's history breeding with brown people was looked down on and even illegal In some places, due to this the European racial purity is much higher over here.

>Memeflag
Yeah, that's about "half", retard.

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>why do you use your employers insurance when instead you could pay even more taxes to take care of spics and niggers

>tfw you had 2 pulled yesterday and you still had to pay 120 with insurance; 300+ without

Our medical system doesn't cover dental

Crocodile Dundee handles his own dentistry with a pair of pliers and bottle of hard drink.

>Have to pay 800$ for that meme wound

Americans are pussies

Typical asshole. I make almost a hundred thousand a year asshole. I have a quarter of a million dollar home on almost two acres of land commercially zoned and I run my own business. You just suck at life and with a post like that it's easy to see why. What a moron, make presumptive and declarative statements about people you know less than nothing about.

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Thanks for the advice, user. I'm really a cheap ass. So good to hear it was worth the visit. No one in my family knows anything and I tried asking the doctors if it was something that I could handle on my own, but I still wasn't sure if I could trust them.

Noob frog here, what's a deductible ?

System is fucked
Cut thumb deep with hacksaw
Wouldn't close after a couple days with superglue
Walked into the stock closet at uni where I work and grabbed one of the 6$ suture kits for demonstration.
Sanitized hand and did it myself.
Can also get a tdap shot at walgreen for 45$ with a coupon.
Being a dr is better insurance than insurance.

Did I strike a nerve, Cleetus?

It's the amount you have to pay before insurance kicks in and covers the rest. Better insurance = lower deductible which usually means higher monthly payments

Sadly, I'm a woosie drongo.

1 cracked, so I probably would have been fucked if I did the home treatment + huffing nitrous oxide canisters; pliers are good if it comes out in one go, not so good with chunks and the root left in. I'm a loner, so no one else around.

Instead of automatically giving out benefit when they file tax return saying they barely made any money like in most countries, you have to go to the welfare office and wait hours to talk to a rude black woman to even find out if you should apply to be considered for the benefit. In other countries, this kind of barrier to entry and scrutiny is reserved for people filing for permanent disability saying they can't work anymore and the government should give them money to live on.

Wait, you have an insurance but you still pay first and they don't give you everything back ?

That's not an insurance, that's a scam

>Cut thumb deep with hacksaw

>tfw most of your fingers are numb from saws and playing with pocket knives too much

I've found that eventually the bad slices will close, but you need tape; hold the skin together, then using surgical tape tight over the flaps, then looser as you go all around a few times. You need to keep your finger still for about 3 days; it'll still bleed afterwards if you move it, but it'll mostly be closed.

In actuality with health insurance a deductible is how ur insurance makes more Jew bucks.
See the insurance provider has already negotiated that a stick and stick is only $250, and coz it really only cost the hospital $125 they agreed to it.
Then when u pay $2000 for the job out of ur deductible ur insurance pays $125 to the hospital and pockets the remaining $1850.
No other insurance deductibles work as profit margins and it's there to subsidize expensive unhealthy people while the consumer thinks o great I don't have to get jewed again this year (stastically u won't)

You must have some bomb ass insurance, because I work with a pretty good fucking hospital. I get to take 12 free credit hours at the university that's attached to our hospital, up to 1 degree (whether BS/A, MS, Ph.D). Tell me what company you work for so I can go there. An ER trip is 100 dollars for me, and we have some of the best fucking doctors in the country.

Exactly. So for my stab bill of $5000 I would have had to pay the whole thing PLUS my $300 a month bill. It's supposedly helpful for real serious injuries and illnesses. Because if 2 stiches costs $5000 imagine what critical condition car accident or cancer costs.

wrong, i sliced my arm open and stitched it up myself. Hurt like a bitch but i just took a swig of whiskey and made it work.

Doctors are mostly bad people. They inly become doctors to flex on others by bragging about how “smart” and “educated” they are. tldr docs are fags and so are you if you go to em.

Thanks for the lesson salad fingers.
I didn't have a month to not be able to use my left hand to slap ER nurses asses

In France, you get your money back BEFORE you're charged by the hospitals/doctors

Everything serious or day to day is 100% covered and only stuff like glasses, some kind of dentals or audio stuff is badly reimboursed. But you can pay a mutuel to get 100% on those.

It's terrifying stuff. You have to be either very wealthy or very poor. Big corporations win because everyone wants to work where they can get insurance.

The secret where I live is to just go to Mexico. It's way cheaper and the doctors are nicer because you are an actual customer. Not some piece of meat to be processed for insurance companies.

As a Leaf, you are misinformed about our system. You can apply for Medicaid completely online with no human interaction whatsoever, and the system has your tax info or lack thereof if you never filed (as any good NEET should never).

Yeah it does not cost 3 grand. I have had two surgerys one instantly and one I waited 6 months for a medical circumcision plus a couple of minor things.

never charged a penny, feels good

Buy health insurance or get it through your employer.

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A discount ? Are they selling cars ?

>Doctors are mostly bad people. They inly become doctors to flex on others by bragging about how “smart” and “educated” they are

This could be remedied if the bullshit protectionist guild mentality of med schools was broken and the supply of doctors ramped up. In other countries, an MD ain't shit (or at least is ego deflated).

I'm sure it is better over there. The American argument is that people don't want the government to step in and tax people to cover others. So everyone is hesitant to go further into a universal coverage. No one wants to go backwards into a truly free market healthcare though. There is a massive insurance industry built and raking in cash. Businesses loved offering health insurance as an incentive for workers because it was cheaper to offer than pay larger salaries. Now we have this monster situation in between which is supposedly a compromise.

t.
I pay 200 dolars per month for 4 years now for nothing.

What a boomer answer. Now tell me to put my money in a bank savings account.

kek
how can they charge so much? what can the expenses for the hospital be in total for 1 stitch? maybe 300$?

It would be cool to see a free market system. Have cheap doctors that can do basic procedures, diagnose illnesses, and refer to specialists.

damn hes got some nice dorito tits

With minor stuff, ya, big stuff o hell no.
Had a patient who decided to get a 2nd opinion on his stage 2 prostate cancer in Israel because "((they)) have such better technology"
They redo his PET scan and charge him $5000 sheckles but use the wrong contrast cutoff and diagnose him with distant node positive stage 4. Offer him the same treatment though as stage 2?
Comes back to states then goes to mexico for another 2nd opinion. They convience him to go off the NCCN guidelines, the fucking Bible of cancer treatment algorithms and reccomend prostectomy (chop chop), so he gets a bigger asshole then comes back to US and they missed about 1/3rd the original tumors and because he hasn't started on androgen oblasion therapy and it's been almost a year he is now looking at stage 3 prostate cancer, pending biopsy but doesn't change treatment and he still refuses to start testosterone oblasion because "it makes me who I am"
K well then I know who you will be in a few years
Almost told him to try saw palmetto as natural med in the mean time but didn't want to get sued

It's just what they charge. The real customer is the insurance company. The hospital knows the insurance company is loaded. So the upcharge. The patient just happens to be the unfortunate middleman in the transaction.

>meme flag
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