What's the most redpilled job that you can get after college?

What's the most redpilled job that you can get after college?

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petroleum engineer

nuclear physicist

both based DESU but military arms sales pays more.

This is what I hate; retards like you that sit on your fat ass all day browsing the catalogue waiting to respond first. I never get yous no matter how hard I try so getting the first post is important. It's the same thing on every board. Assholes like you that make a moronic first post that aren't worthy of responses. What if I have something informative to say but can't, because of your selfishness? Imagine actually getting off by taking that opportunity away from somebody. Enjoy your "FPBP" responses, because that's all you have in life. Fuck you. Seriously.

carnival barker

Derivatives trading

Oven cleaner

Gas line repairman

1 that can let u retire after ~5 years or less

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Hazardous waste removal

Exterminator

welfare

Terrorist

>Glorifying high school dropouts
Enjoy working with niggers,towelheads and sudacas

NEET

boring
lame
sexless psychopath
based
cool as fuck
bubba

Clown

Honk honk, faggots.

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Fbi.gov

Anything in a manager role.
IT - Assuming it's not in apple or google, prefferablly a small buisness or your own.
Army - Depending on how cucky it is nowadays and if it's not America.
Mechanic - No one will start spouting how racist/bigoted you are when they want their car fixed.

>quantitative analyst
>data scientist
>financial analyst
>accountant

We need more based a redpilled anons in finance and government jobs

Most engineers are pretty based. My physics teacher is an engineer and he has bodies on Jewish hypocricy on his homepage
Nuclear physisicist also seems pretty based.
I don't know how I would feel about selling weapons to fight Israel's enemies.
The meme isn't glorifying dropouts. It's just poking fun at people who go into debt for a worthless MS. The MS will be just as poor as the MS but with the added bonus of debt from loans.
Mechanic sounds cool. The whole tech sector is run by kikes.

Professor of Plasma

A Male prostitute in Florida.

Jewish international banker.

how would you get into military arms sales? seems cool as fuck

There are no jobs. Take the Martpill.

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>tfw when failed the online assessment

I can never find any open positions for this job

Put your NPC hat on and try again.

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Trash collector

Logistics for the new Red Army. Uniform design / equipment procurement.

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Full-time paid Democrats professional protester

I do like the "we are we are walmart" song.

I've never heard or seen it performed. The video circulating must have been more undeserving ass kissing to the boys in bentonville. No one but department managers and above do cheers. What? Were you expecting the "new Americans" to follow along?

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i do security

lol i remember seeing that meme

kebab removal technician

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kek

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Lol, I'm on my 4th year in Petroleum Engineering. One year and I have master's degree. It's pain in the ass though. It's not easy to get this degree:/

Homesteading and being a leader in your local community.

If not a leader, then gain a skill that is needed in your community that can't be fulfilled by the average guy.

College is not necessary. If you seek higher education, then it better have a specific, practical purpose for your family and your community.

So true. Fuck

You're not wrong.

Own a bottleshop and sell goon bags to abbos at over 350% markups using money they got from taxes that rich cunts paid. Its fucking awesome. Its like a tax return every day.

9/10 bait

Jew slayer

Fuher

>goon bags
whats that user? i like your guys funny words top kek

Garage band@40yo

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I dont even finosh screed like that

The fucks with the tennis balls walmart friend?

Goylem engineer

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>it's real
Lmao, what the fuck. Honestly I'd rather beg on the streets than have to do this for a living.

Floor scratch detterant

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Based as fuck and I'm sure they pay well. too bad the world is full of faggots and cowards who fear nuclear tech.
>Green peace:What if a plane crashes into a nuclear powerplanet
Those planets are designed to contain energies much greater than a crashing jet. I doubt anyone would even go home for the day if such an attempt was made

Don't worry about that my Aquafresh friend. In my 15+ years of working here, I have never heard of this rendition being performed. Ever.

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Correction, I sayd planets, I plants

Bet it was fun for the health and safety department on how to get the balls on the legs. Were not allowed knives in my work now have to use these to open boxes.

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I can't imagine there's a huge number of positions open, I'd wager they pay a premium because they're highly selective and need to attract only the best.

They allow box cutters in America Muhammad

Its cheap wine in a bag, not a bottle but a fucking bag.

Oh God. They're trying to get us to use those now. I have about 3 dozen box cutters that acquired over the years. do these people making the rules have ever worked the sales floor for one day? Doubtful. Highly highly doubtful.

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cucked uk no longer allowes blades to be used as tools at work because some paki might stab you with it hahahahah nooooooooo that suuuuuucks user

I worked at wally world for two weeks as a stocker
I was fired very soon after standing in the door way while the associates did the clap chant, laughing at them while they did it
Fucking mouthbreathers

I never questioned that they didn't.

Just two weeks? Jesus Christmas show some fortitude!

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Lawyer, journalist, Hollywood producer, banker, university professor, politician.

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Unironically Electrical Engineering or Cybersecurity. Electrical engineering because consumer gadgets and cyber security because your smart home shit like your phone activated coffee maker if not firewalled is literally a backdoor to all of your personal info.

God I would love to become a clown

Politician.

Based walmartposter is back

Why banker?

Dont forget: I'm here forever.

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Loser larp :D

I'm on my phone atm but there is some federal site you can hop on to chase contracts and if you end up being awarded; congrats, you're now in the arms sales business. It can be anything from spare parts for Browning M2's to assault rifles for the Marines to MRAP's.

Sorry meant:

If you were redpilled, you wouldn't have gone to college in the first place.

Anything outside where you're moving about and hands on. If you're in an office or a factory you have made a mistake.

Sell weed/hash its a goldmine

>> I never get yous
You

Nice
I'm trying too get work on nuclear materials carriers, very stable job and decently paid, doesn't look like it will be disappearing anytime soon

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Still there? How's it going Walmart user

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You have succeeded.

Of course. I'm going to be here until my heart gives out in some

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First responder.

developing rocket engines

take up jogging, eat some fresh fish.
It could always be worse

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this but unironically

Currently about to start my first year of Aerospace engineering at UNI. Looking forward to it a lot.

Stripper

Yeah this. Go to Gym also. Make it a habit.

Nigger-coon-gypsy removalist

anything that furthers the 3 greatest inventions of man being flight, electricity, and firearms is the most red pilling. literately nothing else matters but improvement

my mother took it. she’s not that happy. is she wrong?

Not sure. Everyone's different. At the end of the day, we all have bills that need to get paid.

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Lol, have fun with that bud. The large aerospace companies are pozzed, so I hope that you aren't a white male.

Literally military service

Volunteer to fight with Kurds and remove some roaches

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I'll pretend I'm gay or something famalam