Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Heat stroke Edition

>upcoming elections
Brandenburg: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwbb
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/brandenburg.htm
Saxony: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwsn
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/sachsen.htm
Thuringia: Oct. 27 2019 #ltwth
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/thueringen.htm
>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
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>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
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>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative, counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
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>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
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radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
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steemit.com/@derhorus
youtube.com/watch?v=QlAgoUP_NvE

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previous shitshow

Das ist warm

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Boa, if Lappland isnt full of moscitoes and commies, I would move there.

I wonder how this could happen.

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>tfw NEET
>sit in cool room and eat watermelon fresh from the fridge

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>sit in cool room
Tell us you secret! How do you make the room cool?

Ich liebe Deutschland.

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Es ist zeit für Arizona ice tea, Freunde. Gestern ein biesschen viel alcohol getrunken und jetzt habe ich ein Kater.

He's in the basement

That's in Africa

>Arizona ice tea
>Ja natürlich drinke ich Zuckerwasser, how could you know

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I only know it because I saw it in Germany. Netto/Penny have it on sale every now and then but apparently you can get it in The Netherlands too (I was in the supermarket earlier and didn't see it, however). Never had it.

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:') to say that so explicitly instead of just keeping it vague...

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i need to smell germanic feet

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Don't get me wrong it's tasty but as unhealthy as cola or other softdrinks.

Less sugar though. At least the Ja! ice tea I get, which has no artificial sweeteners (Lipton does and has far less calories because of it), is close to half the calories of cola.

Just make your own ice tea. It's simple and taste better.

Actually I did that often but I don't really like it.

>Everbody knows the reason but you aren‘t allowed to say it

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>europe gets cold
>Jow Forums gets flooded with freezing eurofags
>Russia, Canadia, and Murica laugh at them
>europe gets hot
>Jow Forums gets flooded with burning eurofags
>Aussies and Texans laugh at them even harder

Why is this entire continent full of pussies?

Tough guy...

Your country is crumbling down before your very eyes and you spend time on Jow Forums thinking you're tough
>gif related was my actual reaction

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>USA exists
>gets flooded with Latinos
>is shithole coubtry with 3rd world living standart
>everyone is fat and degenerate
>World laughs about them

Why is the whole US so bad?

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All I'm saying is that you guys are more than capable of taking a little heat or cold. You wouldn't be replying with that weak-ass banter if this flag was anything else bar a meme flag.

Grow up.

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At least we don't make threads about wind and our house won't get effected by it neither. Enjoy your hurricane season.

Tay is a premium camwhore specialized in the asian market which explains her working hours and look. She was in Tokyo to fuck a high paying customer.

DEUTSCHLAND, DEIN ATEM KALT

SO JUNG, UND DOCH SO ALT

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>she's not real though

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that pic was superseded by far superior meme

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why do we have to have a symbol from a honeypot operation?

Hurricanes are based. They kill niggers that try to loot people who are smart enough to get the fuck outta the way.

>What did he mean by this

no, it's a guy who has used pics from a girl he knows...

he could very well be one of the guys I have been posting here over the last year..

kek, used as a profile pic of one of the ones I am observing:
kikebook /profile.php?id=100009197358222

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da fug u talkin', m8? my beloved spastica a result of honey pot operation??!!

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the only thing that made me believe we really have a femanon here was when Tay posted some books about herbs... women are into that, some learn to mix poisons that way

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Did you send this?

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>books about herbs... women are into that
are you implying I'm one of them wamen?

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>The Drang nach Osten is strong with this one ... ;)

Hausdrachen gonfirms, bloody shamans ... though I strongly assume mine would use knife instead.

Damnit, now I've got the picture of moss-covered firm Duttln in my head ... aaaaaah!!!! Get the brain bleach, fren, quick!!

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Hey guys, sorry for jumping in but this is might help you.

I've curated a script to purge memeflaggot OPs from Jow Forums catalog page altogether.

Script: pastebin.com/5JG0buZE

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>They killed her in the end ... my sweetheart ... buried alive under tons of boron and sand, her fire slowly fading ...

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Oh, nothing, fren ... you'll get your pony in the end. :)

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Nice try glownigger.

>moss duttln
mmmm.... da best kind! them witches of them bogs are wicked, wwwwwickedddd I tell ya! decay and entropy, let it envelope you!

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she should still be warm though... the nip one definitely is :D
nip one was a sneaky cyka :D instead of showing tits, she flowed down, and nobody found her

is it hot or is it just Cherenkov effect?

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Quick, show me your 40°C faces!

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>await in a for loop
step away from the keyboard poo

>doesn't understand Javascript
Try to comprehend the script.

- It waits for the page to finish loading
- Fetches OP threads one by one
- Checks OP flag
- If flag is a Troll Country, it deletes the post from your catalog page

What's so hard to understand about it?

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morgenpost.de/berlin/article226294183/Hitzewelle-Polizei-stoppt-nackten-Roller-Fahrer.html

Money quote:

> Et is halt warm, wa?

Nigger it's fucking 35°C here which is not only hotter than the average weather in both these desert-lites but it's also a lot more humid.
Oh and WE DON'T HAVE AC IN EVERY FUCKING BUILDING

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>Only dreams save us from the cruel reality

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>he can't handle meme flags
Go to reddit.

>claiming memeflaggots are good
Likely you're the one who browses reddit regularly. Stay there, mossad.

Why would you want to ban them?

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Why are you two arguing? It's just little flags, what is the big deal?

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>she should still be warm though
>*necrophilic foot fetish intensifies*

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>everything will be fire

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...

That doesn't work as a thing. Cherenkov Radiatation is blueish.

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France is fucking worse stop complaining

Has anyone read anything about the google gate in any major German newspaper?

>Verhauskatzung des Menschen

Konrad Lorenz would be proud ...

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Not even in the minor alt-right ones.

So far nothing major has been reported on it. Just some mention about „apparent bias“ but that’s all.

musk makes me laugh, this guy has something about him. But i can see the media slowly tuning on him.

Shalom, hoff das ihr Deutschen alle Verbrennt

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Think they underestimated his ego and thought he could be bought like all the rest of the "elite"

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hahhahahahahahah fucking 32 celcius and u are calling heatstroke lmao ur blood line is weak and should die out , all my aussie bros lets throw our heads back and laugh at this faggot

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used to be 38C like 2h ago, 35 now feels so comfy

Martin Sellner hat das alles von langer Hand geplant

it's shocking to me how much the media goes into "hate the right" overdrive.

Can’t, live in Tassie. It was 5° here today.

komm mach dich nicht lächerlich

> Shocking

Really? Then again, you're a Bergjude. To someone living in the Reich it's playing out exactly as expected.

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True, that's the plus side of being a kike.
I can go for a chill walk today, while the Goyims melt away.

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Martin Sellner is one of the worst shabbos goyim, controlled opposition faggots to ever live. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to him...

He is a fucking Dugin puppet

Fast forward half a year and there'l be no end to your kvetching about how bloody cold the balmy 10degC temperatures are.

It's going to be 38° tomorrow and 42° friday
I want to die

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>217497571
und trotzdem hat er mehr als du getan,

No shit. Dugin himself is a crypto-Kike.

Well, at least I'm naming the Jew, which he surely doesn't do.

imagine his success if he did.

Imagine how quickly he'd be shoa'd if he did.

>42° friday

>find nearest body of water
>submerge yourself
>wait for the night
either that or spend entire day in an AC shopping centre, but honestly I would prefer not

offf fuck that

so there you have the reason why he probably doesn't. I can stil watch him without VPN, unlike der Volkslehrer