HuffPo says men with beards have more germs than dogs

HuffPo says men with beards have more germs than dogs.
I'm gonna shave my beard off today bros! Thanks HuffPo!!
huffpost.com/entry/beard-men-germier-dogs_n_5cb63c2fe4b082aab08db5d3

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Men with vaginas have more aids

Who takes this seriously?

Wasted fpbp

Lot of men.

>HuffPo says men with beards have more germs than dogs
yes, they're called sperm because we're verile.

wasnt there an article a year or two ago saying beards have anti-sceptic benefits?

Men with hair have more germs than balds

Unless you're hiding a double chin or a weak jaw you have no reason to grow a beard.

>actually linking huffpo on Jow Forums
Unironically kill yourself.

>leaf
Ok Pajeet.

But all the Pajeets in Canada are Sikhs with beards

>trying to use logic in an argument with burger
Come on, man. They don't even know how interest rates work and their society is based all around money.

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Bmonde women has more feathery hair in their face than brunettes ergo they are dirty dogs automatically because they cant wash themselves oy vey how dare u say such things about women

Name 2

Fake and gay, shaming tactics 101.

(In another huffpo article) How germs are actually good for you

Thats extremely antisemitic!

This article is gonna piss off a LOT of Muslims

>study
Huffpaint sure does abuse that word a lot.

why would they isolate their basedboy audience?

Beards are a good indicator of whether the wearer is either a s0yb0y or a masculine man. They each have differing characteristics

>More microbes by number
No mention of the species of microbes, the number of different species, their biological role, their potential dangers to humans, etc.
>30 dogsStatistically insignificant population size.
>Fine to share MRI machines
and a potentially life-impacting conclusion based upon this Buzzfeed-tier science. If this is the same level of rigour climate science is subjected to, it's no wonder people are becoming increasingly sceptical.
>Omg!
>Men bad
>Quirkosaurus!
>Muh sex junk
>James Watson wasn't a real scientist, just a white man talking from privilege
>Imagine not believing in evolution though like those dumb Christians
>Islam is so progressive and tolerant though
Science in current year. What went wrong?

lets all shave off our facial hair so the AI can recognize us

what about gay men with a glitter beards

Women with vaginas leave more snail trail than snails.
Women with vaginas have more fish smell than a fish.
Women with vaginas leave more blood around than a crucifixion.
Women with vaginas have more estrogen than pigs.
Women with vaginas perform poorly on all forms of tests.
Women with vaginas have lower self awareness than males with beards.
Women with vaginas usually cheer for losers, like themselves.
Women with vaginas destroy civilizations with their inferiority complex.

>GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT MALE URINE HAS LESS GERMS THAN A VIRGIN SUPER MODAL'S BREAST?
>MAKES YOU RETHINK DRINKING PISS DOESN'T IT?

Who the fuck cares.

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Their sample consisted entirely of gay men with beards who are literally eating each other's feces and getting bits of poop in their beard.