Drink water

Drink water otherwise you die. Love you all no homo. Take the waterpill

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My kidneys hurt all the time, and my pee looks and smells like swamp water.
Hydration is for fags.

>Be me
>Don’t smoke
>Don’t drink
>Don’t do drugs
>Drink only water since I was 12
>Still end up with heart disease at 24

Maybe I’m just unlucky.

You're American retard, it's genetic.

Probably genetics.
Or, you're a fatty.

DONT DRINK WATER, IT IS ALL POISONED

Just goes to show God doesnt like a suck-up teachers pet

Does water in coffee count as drinking water?

No ones ever Had heart disease in my family before

>drinking the caffeinated jew
Why?

Do you exercise? How's your diet?

Fatso or unlucky?

Not fat, I weight 220 lbs
Normal diet

Unless you're a very tall or muscular, that's definitely fat.

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Maybe I’m slightly overweight but there are people who weigh hundreds of pounds more than me who don’t have heart disease

>not fat

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The jew fears an amped up Anglo.

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kek

that glass of water looks delicious.

Underrated

No goy! Dont drink that!!!

this kind of positivity is wonderful thank u user!!
^_^

How tall are you?

Fuck water, I just drink beer. Remember that water obeys the jew, does Moses parting the Red Sea ring a bell?

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Do you know how beer is made?

Its perfect temp aswell

>Do you know how beer is made?
Yeah I brew it myself, using distilled water. The distillation process takes the kike fluoride and chlorine out

that's a cop out

YOU are based and redpilled

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>Yeah I brew it myself,
You been drinkin mead?

Is this bait?

Fat
Sedentary lifestyle for many years
Bad diet
Which apply to you?
If none then you have shit genetics and I hope you don't have kids. Sorry.

>You been drinkin mead
I made up a batch of maple syrup beer last year, technically not mead, but close enough. That shit had some serious kick for a beer, almost 20% alcohol

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enjoy your gyno

>pays attention to what you consume
>feels better
>begins obsessively avoiding anything "bad"
>rarely goes out
>always designated driver
>never relaxes
>on edge all the time, but drinks water so should be healthy, right?
Stress is the silent killer.

this, make some based alcohol like wine and hard liquor. also you should really worry more about plastics if you're concerned about gyno

Unless you're 6'6" or taller, you are fat.

>make some based alcohol like wine and hard liquor
I whip up a barrel of good old grain alcohol every year, the stuff that can fuel a drag-car. Also, you don't need to include Hops when making beer, all it really does is make the end product have a bit longer shelf-life. If you know what you are doing the taste won't even change that much.

dihydrogen monoxide kills